Sloppy Blow Job For You

Most guys love a sloppy blow job. The thought of a wet, slippery mouth closing around the head of their dick and sliding up and down is enough to make most hard instantly. Some prefer a blow job to actual sex. They don’t really need to work for their pleasure, they just lay back and relax. So many guys call and ask if I love to give them, do I swallow, they want all the details to go by as they stroke away on their cocks as I paint the salacious picture with my words.

Many love even the sound effects of the blow job, so I keep a fat Sharpie marker next to the phone to suck on for those realistic blow job sounds they love so much. Does just the sound of a woman sucking on something get your cock to twitch and come to life? Some love it so much they have literally asked for just sucking sounds and no talking, which seems easier, but can actually create the same kind of mouth, tongue and jaw fatigue that performing an actually blow job can create, so it can be taxing depending on how long that they want to hear it. You try doing it for a twenty minute call and see how easy it is!

Most men adore being serviced this way and never tire of blow jobs. One said it’s like giving flowers to a woman for a man to get one, always unexpected and always welcome. Some callers that are older and never slept with anyone other than their wives have never had a blow job and are very curious about them since they’ve never had one. Many people would find it hard to think a man in his seventies has made it his whole life without having one, but when I’ve asked, they say their wife would have considered it dirty and disgusting and perverted, so there’s no use in ever having brought it up, so they’ve never had one and have seen it in porn only.

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Chinese Food Delivery Guy

Now if there’s one things Asians are known for, it’s that they usually have the smallest dicks on the planet. I researched global cock sizes in the past and the Koreans had the smallest with an average of three inches. Not very impressive, being half the size of the average North American. So when a guy called and said he had a fantasy about a Chinese food delivery guy, with “brown balls” coming over to fuck him, I couldn’t help but laugh. He said he’d heard of Asian guys with quite large cocks. Again, I was laughing. Now I’m sure there must be a few somewhere that do, but on average they are known for being small in the manhood department.

So the guy knocks on the door, the Chinese food delivery in hand and he gets invited in for a lot more than getting paid. When he seriously said he wanted to put soy sauce on the “brown balls”, I lost it and was laughing full on. The things that people say on a daily basis are enough to send you into hysterics at times. So the soy sauce is shaken all over the brown balls, and I guess he licks it off, sucks the guys apparently shockingly large cock and then gets fucked by him. Hey, why not.

Pizza delivery guys do on occasion make an appearance in phone sex calls, but I can honestly say this is a first for a Chinese food delivery guy to be fantasized about. Perhaps somewhere a guy delivering food has indeed been invited in and things took a turn like they would in a porn movie, stranger things have indeed happened. So the next time you call for take out, just imagine the guy that brings it to you and all the things you could tell him you want to do to him!

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Hand Job On The Open Road

One thing my boyfriend loves is when I start to jack him off in the car when he’s driving. I told him I thought it was dangerous, but he said he’s had it done countless times, even gotten head before, while he’s driving. So I started to jack him off when we’d go on longer drives. He loves when there’s a higher vehicle than ours and they can look down and see what’s going on. There was a bus full of older ladies on their way somewhere and he told me to start stroking him and he pulled up right in the lane next to them.

I was laughing so hard as I looked up and saw their shocked expressions and open mouths as they saw me rub his cock and pump it in my hand. He never stays in any space too long though, since he worries about someone taking out their phone and taking a picture and then a pic of the license plate. He’s smart enough to not want that to happen and be connected to it. I will just unzip his jeans, slip my hand inside and start to rub him, he usually gets hard in seconds. I love how he feels in my hand when he grows hard in it.

I then pull it out, smoothing my hand up and down the hard shaft and smoothing the dripping precum all over his hard dick. Tugging hard, then softer, alternating my movements to drive him crazy and then I get a steady rhythm going and press harder until he squirts. He never gets sick of my hands and fingers teasing him and loves when others catch a passing glimpse of this. Our playtime in the car is always fun and we get to do it a few times a month when we drive for longer distances.

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Waiting For The Call

One caller that’s very much into sexy lingerie emails a few hours before he calls and has me slip into some sexy lingerie for him. Many times he’s been the one that has bought what I’m wearing. He loves to send Amazon gift cards to me during our calls and he tells me to get something pretty for myself. He loves knowing I’m wearing something he gave me the gift card for. He is a nice man and I do genuinely like him. He has a sexy voice and I cannot say he doesn’t turn me on. He likes longer calls, so we are never rushed.

I sit there all in my silky things waiting for his call. The phone rings and it’s him. I know he’s going to ask me what I’m wearing, so I tell him and he starts to get hard. He has me trace my fingertips over the crotch of my panties and then slip them off and dip them into my pussy. I can hear him starting to breathe heavily over the phone and begin to rub his cock. I could hear his well lubed hand stroking himself as I played with my pussy and told him I wanted to fuck him so badly.

He said he’d bend me over and slip his dick into me from behind and really give me a pounding. My nipples were hard and I rubbed my clit faster and faster, driving myself wild and then cumming all over my hand. He tried hard to keep from cumming when I did and he managed to. He always liked to cum when I did a second time. It doesn’t take me long to recover and go for a second orgasm. I caught my breath and then worked myself up again and said I was ready to cum. I moaned and came explosively and when he heard me, it triggered him and he shot his load. Another satisfying call for my favorite caller.

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My Friend’s Man

I know it’s risking a friendship to go after their partner, but many of us have crossed that line. Recently my best friend got involved with this new man and after I met him, I tried to avoid her actually, since I liked him too much. She asked why I was avoiding her and obviously I couldn’t tell her why. She thought I didn’t like him. If only she’d known I wanted to fuck him from the moment I laid eyes on him. I chuckled to myself, I wondered what she’d have said if I had been honest and told her no actually, I DO like him. I like him so much I wanted to fuck him from the minute we met, so that’s why I stayed away.

I think this sort of thing actually happens a lot with friends. He picked up on this immediately as well. We happened to run into one another when he was alone and he said as much. It didn’t take long for him to come up behind me and kiss my neck and grab my breasts and make my nipples hard in a hidden corner of the restaurant we were in. I was there with another friend and he was there with a business partner when we spotted one another and got up to say hello.

I knew this was not going to bode well with my friendship, but I couldn’t help myself. I wanted him, and he wanted me. When we were finished with our dinners and our guests left, we went back to my place. We fucked and sucked all night long, and I wanted him for myself. He was so good at licking pussy and I rode him hard. It had been a long time since I came so many times in one night, but he made me feel fantastic. I am not sure how long the secret will last, but I will be fucking him every chance I get.

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