The Maid Sucked Him Off

A caller said he was in France recently and he said the hotel maid sucked him off. It was a fancy hotel and the maids were all dressed in the little maid uniforms. He said he was staying there a few days and one morning he was sitting on the edge of his bed masturbating and the maid came in to clean the room and saw him doing it. Rather than turning around and walking out, she came in and asked if she could help. He figured she must need money to be asking that. He said he’d give her some money to suck him off and she agreed, so he paid her.

He said it was the best blow job he’d ever had in his life. He was convinced she must do this regularly with business men she finds in the hotel she thinks would be receptive to such an offer. He said she came over to the bed and sank to her knees in front of him and took his cock in her hand, with no shyness whatsoever and began twisting her hand expertly around his shaft for maximum pleasure and then lowered her mouth down onto it. Drooling and slobbering all over it and licking it up and down until he was ready to explode.

He said he was afraid someone at the hotel might find out and he get in trouble of even expelled from the country, but he said he realized he was worrying too much and he just enjoyed the blow job she was giving to him and he blew his load right down her throat. He gave her some money and she left, and he checked out later that same day and never heard another word about it. He said her mouth sure knew its way around a man’s dick the way she sucked him off and gave him that expert blow job.

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He Wants a Tranny

The callers that mention trannies usually aren’t black ones. Black callers seem to mostly be into racial humiliation calls or just regular phone sex calls in my experience. So when one called and wanted to talk about his tranny fantasies, I was a bit surprised. He called while watching porn, which is quite common. I asked what kind of porn he was watching and he said tranny porn. Then he said how much he wanted to be with one in real life, but had never had the opportunity to do so. He wanted to suck on tranny cock and get fucked by them.

The porn was playing in the background, the moans could be heard, and he was saying how he’d like to play with one, but didn’t know how to find one. Many claim this that live in smaller cities, they just do not have the access they desire to find ones like they seek. Some use toys when they call, pretending the toys are real cocks as they stick them up their ass. I mentioned how he’d love to feel their hard nipples against his back. Their fake boobs would likely be a decent size, and be able to be felt as he was getting pounded from behind.

Many do not think that a tranny’s cock would be smaller than average due to the hormones they may be taking, but they fantasize about being taken by them nonetheless. I suppose the physical realities of the situation rarely enter their minds. Most calling with the fantasy will never be meeting, let alone having sex with a tranny, but they can fantasize all they want. There’s no harm in that, and if it brings them pleasure, why not. They watch porn with trannies and they likely have much larger cocks than the average one in real life, but they want to think they are all hung like horses!

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He Wants Surgery on His Nuts

Most men would not want you to come near them with sharp objects in the genital region. Some however that are into various forms of cock and ball torture. One couldn’t help but laugh the other night when I was sent a message by a potential caller that wanted to discuss having surgery on his testicles. He didn’t need any actual surgery, he was just fantasizing about how much he’d actually like to do it. Hard to imagine anyone wanting such a thing, yet one hears these confessions from men that are into cock and ball torture and various types of medical fetish.

Lots of men deserve pain in their privates, there’s not a doubt about it, so these sorts of calls can be imaginative and fun. Maybe if he acts up, we’ll talk about doing such surgery with no anesthesia or pain killers. That ought to really get the torture going in the cock and ball torture! Perhaps using tools that aren’t in fact medical instruments. Like pliers, xacto knives, oh the things one could imagine doing to such a deserving of torture man. The cruelty that runs through your mind you’d like to exact on them. They usually love the creativity that goes into such things.

One caller used to fantasize about his wife taking him to the vets to be fixed, like the dog. You can’t help but laugh at such absurd statements. If only the vet knew what he was thinking when he came to pick up Rover. “If only it had been me.” They’d justly think they were out of their mind. You just have to roll with their crazy yet comical thoughts. Some of course will claim they are actually doing such things to themselves on calls. A few slaps to the cock are not hard to believe, but using a meat cleaver? No, that’s fantasy. They call back a few weeks later saying they’re removing it again. Guess it grew back, huh?

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Don’t Talk Naughty

It can seem ridiculous that some call a phone sex line and don’t want “naughty talk,” but that is indeed the case for some. Now you’ve got the ones just looking for general conversation that is totally non sexual. Those calls are great, no pressure, and you talk about all kinds of different topics. Then you have the ones seeking suggestive conversations and innuendo. Where you’re talking about something without making it overtly sexual. One caller that calls regularly says, “It’s a shame we can’t talk naughty on this line,” even though of course we can. So he asks what I think he might be doing.

Oh, I don’t know, maybe something you shouldn’t be? Touching or rubbing something, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Something you wouldn’t do out in public, but might in private, should the mood strike. They are kind of silly conversations, but it’s what he likes. No talk of masturbation, or cocks or pussy, just all suggestive, sexual innuendo stuff that gives you a clear idea of it, but without actually coming out and saying it in so many words. It actually makes you have to be more creative in your choice of words.

Some companies in places like Australia and England have to work under such guidelines, and don’t allow you to use explicit language, so it must be quite difficult painting a picture using all non sexual words. The rare call is one thing and makes such a thing a novelty, but to hold every single call like that would be torture to have to go by such guidelines and not use any sexual terms when it’s a phone sex line and the caller is specifically calling for erotic talk and to masturbate. It takes all kinds of different interests and fetishes to satisfy everyone in this business, that’s for sure.

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His Shrinking Dick

There’s no shortage of callers that complain their dicks are too small. One caller said he has always had a small dick, but since he’s hit middle age and has gained weight, it looks even smaller buried in all his fat. He said missionary is the only position he can do to make his little dick fit into a woman, and even that has to be positioned just so, or it will pop out. For many of the tiny dicked men out there, it’s often just not worth it. They give up on sex. It’s a losing battle, especially if they’ve gained weight.

He said masturbation was pretty much all he did for sex, a common reply many callers give, small dicks or not. Mother Nature can be pretty cruel to the small dicked men. Some are so embarrassed about their small penises, they don’t even try with women, since they know it’s just not going to amount to anything, so why bother in the first place. Many are also unable to control themselves and are premature ejaculators. They are too lazy to fix themselves. So it’s likely best they stick to pleasuring themselves and not make some woman suffer through their shortcomings and poor habits.

Some that are small are under the impression they really aren’t. Some will admit they are three or four inches, then state they’re average. It’s always fun to point out that no, you’re not average, you’re smaller than normal. They seem surprised. It’s hard to believe they’ve not seen other men in locker rooms or in porn to think they are average when they’re so obviously not. They must be in some kind of denial. It’s always entertaining to cut a man down to size and make him feel inadequate. So many of them are, there’s no shortage of ones calling to make them feel that way.

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