Masturbating To Your Grandmother’s Underwear

A sissy called and was telling me all about his pitiful life. He’s thirty one, doesn’t work and is being supported by his grandmother. He does all the cooking and cleaning and housework. He also takes her panties and masturbates with them. He has a tiny three inch dicklet and he cums on the crotch of her worn panties and then licks it off. He says she’s caught him a few times and she knows he’s a pervert, but she likes having the live in help, so she turns a blind eye towards his perversions.

I asked him what was going to happen when grandma dies, who will support him then? He said she has several friends who he does odd jobs for and he anticipates one of them will invite him to go live with them and they will support him. Good lord, what a weirdo. No shortage of them. It’s likely all in his own deranged mind, but hey, it’s his fantasy and his dime, so enjoy it. He said he masturbates a lot, no surprise really, since what woman would want him? He likely craves cock, but I can’t even see what man would want a loser like him.

Thank goodness for phone sex lines so the weirdoes, perverts and losers have somewhere to cal and vent to people about their odd situations. Masturbating to your grandmothers underwear when you’re in the prime of your life, and have no ambition to do anything else but scrub her toilet and cook her meals, hard to think the women and men aren’t beating down the door to get to a winner like that! Masturbate away, worm, it’s the only sex you’re ever going to get. One used to call that would sit in the room next to his sleeping grandmother and masturbate watching her wearing her clothes, he’d likely have scared her had she woken up to that Norman Bates like scene!

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Fart Fetish For You

One fetish that seems to be growing in popularity along with the tranny fetish, is fart fetish. It’s hard to understand why such a fetish would hold any appeal, but more guys are asking for it. I even invented a word to describe a fart to them, “sulfury”, lol. I will say I will eat a meal heavy on the onions for a nice, sulfury fart to shoot right up your nose. Cabbage, eggs, all are high in sulfur and produce quite distinctive farts. Lots of guys are into the ass licking, and even smelling, but the ones that want a blast right up the nostrils, well, that’s something else entirely.

I even said to the one guy imagine if I made you go scuba diving and instead of the tanks on your back being filled with oxygen, imagine if it were filled with farts. He went wild at the thought. I don’t think you’d honestly live very long if such a thing was done. No oxygen would mean death pretty quickly, but for ones into fart fetish, what a way to go! I’d think most gals would be mortified to fart in front of their lover, but these guys want it, encourage it, get hard from it.

Fart fetish is silly, weird, gross, but not harmful or hurting anyone, yet most would laugh at the thought or be downright disgusted by it. Farts smell bad, who would want that right in their face? Hard to believe, but some actually do want it. I am convinced that no matter how gross or bizarre, for every weird thing out there, you could find someone with a fetish about it that is masturbating to it. I’ve never watched the two girls one cup video, but I’ve heard about it. If guys are getting off to vomit and scat, is a harmless fart really that big of a deal? I don’t think so.

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Crossdressing Housesitter

There was a caller today that was a crossdresser, not an uncommon thing by any means. It’s astounding how many men enjoy dressing up in women’s clothing. This crossdresser though had a bit of an unusual story. His boss had asked him to housesit while they were away on vacation and he took that time to rummage through all her drawers and try on her lingerie and stockings and prance around in them. He never did get caught doing this, but it was his fantasy that she had come home early and caught him wearing her lingerie and what would she have done had she walked in on this little scenario.

He liked to imagine her being shocked, surprised, and horrified stumbling upon this unexpected scene in her own bedroom, and that she would turn him into her pussy worshiping sex slave for doing this. He’d have to lick her pussy on demand any time she wanted it done, and she’d also use a strap on, on him as well. Her stash of sex toys was one thing he;d found in her drawers he’d been rummaging through and he saw it in there and fantasized about her fucking him with it.

If she was very mad, she might even bring in one of her male friends to have him give blow jobs to and service sexually anyway they saw fit. He’d be serving all of them, and be grateful to do so. All the while dolled up in her lingerie and his cock as hard as a rock as she fucked him and he stroked himself. He found himself willing she would come home early from her trip and do these things to him. In all likelihood she wouldn’t have made him a sex slave, she’d likely have fired him and maybe called the cops, but hey, ones have their fantasies.

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Watch Me

I love to be watched. Watched having sex, masturbating. It’s kind of crazy all the high risk situations I’ve willingly put myself into where I could have gotten arrested just for the thrill of being watched. On a hotel balcony in broad daylight was one of my bolder , or maybe I should say dumber things I did. When online sex cams first came about, I thought this was a safe way of showing off without worries of being hauled off in handcuffs. So I would go online and find some cam chat room and masturbated for men. I’d wear a mask, I wasn’t stupid and didn’t want my career ruined, but I loved they could see every inch of me otherwise.

I would get so horny during the day and knew when I got home I could become my alter ego, complete with wig and mask. I would strip down and have dozens of men watching me, for free, I wasn’t even doing this as a cam girl or anything for money, just for the thrill of showing off. I’d finger my pussy, or use large toys on myself. Play with my breasts, and get myself so wet they could see my cunt glistening.

I new they were stroking their cocks to me as they watched me masturbate. I even convinced my boyfriend to join me once and we had sex on cam. He was a bit more stressed about it, I loved it, but he was a bit camera shy about it all and he didn’t want to again, but he thinks it’s hot I love other men to enjoy watching my body. He’s sort of a virtual cuckold I guess. I do love to show off and then when out in public I know no one would know it’s me. It’s fun and sex double life I’ve got going on.

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My Spying Neighbor

Most people would be upset if they found out their neighbor was spying on them having sex, they’d be furious and most likely even call the police about it. I’m not most people. I’m kind of an exhibitionist and like people watching me, that’s why I never draw the curtains in my house and walk around naked a lot of the time and don’t worry about having sex or masturbating when the window is open for anyone to see, and I live in a one story house. Ones at street level can and do glance in when walking by.

The new neighbor in the house next to me discovered my show off streak when he happened to glance in and saw me on all fours in the doggy position with my boyfriend fucking me. I saw him walk by his window, which is only around eight feet from mine, and then he did a second glance and stopped to watch. I glanced over and smiled at him, so he knew I could see him watching. My boyfriend was too into fucking me to notice we had an audience. I didn’t mind and even reached down to rub my pussy, get my fingers wet with my juices, then stick them in my mouth to taste them as he watched.

The next time I masturbated I saw him being a bit more bold and not even watching from inside his window, but he was outside of my window. I pretended I didn’t see him, but I am sure he knew I knew he was there and jerking off. I feel like kind of a slut getting off by doing things like this, but it really turns me on and I can’t help but put on a little show when I know I’m being watched like this.

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