He Fucked My Ass

I was never really interested in anal sex, it just didn’t seem to be my thing. Until this new boyfriend of mine convinced me to try it again and he promised it would be pleasurable for us both. I was skeptical, but decided to let him at least try and I’m glad I did. He started by having me have several drinks so I was plenty relaxed beforehand, and I think that helped a lot. He got a special anal sex lube that’s of a lot thicker consistency than regular lube and will make it as smooth a ride as possible.

He went down on me to make me all juicy and gave me a couple of orgasms with his tongue, then asked if he could touch and lick my ass, and I said go ahead, so he eased me into it and started off slowly, not forcing me. Then he had me get on all fours and slathered his hard cock up with the anal lube. I relaxed as much as I could and said go ahead, push it in. It wasn’t as bad as I thought, and once I relaxed and totally got into it, as I was fingering myself with my fingers as he fucked me, I did indeed cum and with his dick inside of me, which he loved.

He said feeling the contractions that way were fantastic, that although it was my pussy contracting, he could sure feel it in my ass with his dick in me. I said you may cum now, and he shot me full of his hot, sticky load, right into my tight, virgin ass and it was fucking hot. I said I’d definitely be up to trying this again in the future. So we shall see if I grow into a total anal sex aficionado or not, only time will tell.

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Christmas Crush

We all want to have sex with the ones we are crushing on, nothing new about that. There’s a man in my condo building that I’ve had my eye on for months. He seems to be single and has been friendly, but not made any overtures. So I found out his email address and I was a bit bold the other week and sent this email revealing my crush to him and linking the video below, to really hammer home my desires. He got the message and when I got home there was a rose and a candy cane taped to my door with a small card and an invitation.

I went and knocked on his door and he invited me in and we had some wine and he said he’d been getting over a breakup and had liked me, but he just hadn’t been ready yet to put the moves on someone new, but since I made the first move, he was glad. We had dinner together and the next night as well. I asked him to come to my unit and he did and I had it all decorated for Christmas and romantically lit. We went into the bedroom and he said he hadn’t been with anyone since his last relationship so he hoped he wasn’t out of practice.

I reached over and kissed him and he soon proved he was not out of practice. I reached my hand down his pants and found him rock hard. I stroked his cock for a while and then he began to undress me and then himself and he laid on the bed. I got on top of him, straddling him, and then slipped his cock into me and started to ride it. He felt very nice in my pussy and he loved to massage and fondle my breasts and my nipples were soon erect at his caresses. I felt him grab me by the hips and glide me back and forth and we were soon in a very sexy, very pleasurable rhythm. I was getting close to cumming, and I leaned back a bit and really began to thrust my body against his and I was soon lost in my orgasm. My cumming triggered him, and he was soon squirting into me, it was pretty hot! I’m glad I pursued my Christmas crush.

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Masturbating To Your Grandmother’s Underwear

A sissy called and was telling me all about his pitiful life. He’s thirty one, doesn’t work and is being supported by his grandmother. He does all the cooking and cleaning and housework. He also takes her panties and masturbates with them. He has a tiny three inch dicklet and he cums on the crotch of her worn panties and then licks it off. He says she’s caught him a few times and she knows he’s a pervert, but she likes having the live in help, so she turns a blind eye towards his perversions.

I asked him what was going to happen when grandma dies, who will support him then? He said she has several friends who he does odd jobs for and he anticipates one of them will invite him to go live with them and they will support him. Good lord, what a weirdo. No shortage of them. It’s likely all in his own deranged mind, but hey, it’s his fantasy and his dime, so enjoy it. He said he masturbates a lot, no surprise really, since what woman would want him? He likely craves cock, but I can’t even see what man would want a loser like him.

Thank goodness for phone sex lines so the weirdoes, perverts and losers have somewhere to cal and vent to people about their odd situations. Masturbating to your grandmothers underwear when you’re in the prime of your life, and have no ambition to do anything else but scrub her toilet and cook her meals, hard to think the women and men aren’t beating down the door to get to a winner like that! Masturbate away, worm, it’s the only sex you’re ever going to get. One used to call that would sit in the room next to his sleeping grandmother and masturbate watching her wearing her clothes, he’d likely have scared her had she woken up to that Norman Bates like scene!

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Fart Fetish For You

One fetish that seems to be growing in popularity along with the tranny fetish, is fart fetish. It’s hard to understand why such a fetish would hold any appeal, but more guys are asking for it. I even invented a word to describe a fart to them, “sulfury”, lol. I will say I will eat a meal heavy on the onions for a nice, sulfury fart to shoot right up your nose. Cabbage, eggs, all are high in sulfur and produce quite distinctive farts. Lots of guys are into the ass licking, and even smelling, but the ones that want a blast right up the nostrils, well, that’s something else entirely.

I even said to the one guy imagine if I made you go scuba diving and instead of the tanks on your back being filled with oxygen, imagine if it were filled with farts. He went wild at the thought. I don’t think you’d honestly live very long if such a thing was done. No oxygen would mean death pretty quickly, but for ones into fart fetish, what a way to go! I’d think most gals would be mortified to fart in front of their lover, but these guys want it, encourage it, get hard from it.

Fart fetish is silly, weird, gross, but not harmful or hurting anyone, yet most would laugh at the thought or be downright disgusted by it. Farts smell bad, who would want that right in their face? Hard to believe, but some actually do want it. I am convinced that no matter how gross or bizarre, for every weird thing out there, you could find someone with a fetish about it that is masturbating to it. I’ve never watched the two girls one cup video, but I’ve heard about it. If guys are getting off to vomit and scat, is a harmless fart really that big of a deal? I don’t think so.

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Crossdressing Housesitter

There was a caller today that was a crossdresser, not an uncommon thing by any means. It’s astounding how many men enjoy dressing up in women’s clothing. This crossdresser though had a bit of an unusual story. His boss had asked him to housesit while they were away on vacation and he took that time to rummage through all her drawers and try on her lingerie and stockings and prance around in them. He never did get caught doing this, but it was his fantasy that she had come home early and caught him wearing her lingerie and what would she have done had she walked in on this little scenario.

He liked to imagine her being shocked, surprised, and horrified stumbling upon this unexpected scene in her own bedroom, and that she would turn him into her pussy worshiping sex slave for doing this. He’d have to lick her pussy on demand any time she wanted it done, and she’d also use a strap on, on him as well. Her stash of sex toys was one thing he;d found in her drawers he’d been rummaging through and he saw it in there and fantasized about her fucking him with it.

If she was very mad, she might even bring in one of her male friends to have him give blow jobs to and service sexually anyway they saw fit. He’d be serving all of them, and be grateful to do so. All the while dolled up in her lingerie and his cock as hard as a rock as she fucked him and he stroked himself. He found himself willing she would come home early from her trip and do these things to him. In all likelihood she wouldn’t have made him a sex slave, she’d likely have fired him and maybe called the cops, but hey, ones have their fantasies.

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