He Wants Surgery on His Nuts

Most men would not want you to come near them with sharp objects in the genital region. Some however that are into various forms of cock and ball torture. One couldn’t help but laugh the other night when I was sent a message by a potential caller that wanted to discuss having surgery on his testicles. He didn’t need any actual surgery, he was just fantasizing about how much he’d actually like to do it. Hard to imagine anyone wanting such a thing, yet one hears these confessions from men that are into cock and ball torture and various types of medical fetish.

Lots of men deserve pain in their privates, there’s not a doubt about it, so these sorts of calls can be imaginative and fun. Maybe if he acts up, we’ll talk about doing such surgery with no anesthesia or pain killers. That ought to really get the torture going in the cock and ball torture! Perhaps using tools that aren’t in fact medical instruments. Like pliers, xacto knives, oh the things one could imagine doing to such a deserving of torture man. The cruelty that runs through your mind you’d like to exact on them. They usually love the creativity that goes into such things.

One caller used to fantasize about his wife taking him to the vets to be fixed, like the dog. You can’t help but laugh at such absurd statements. If only the vet knew what he was thinking when he came to pick up Rover. “If only it had been me.” They’d justly think they were out of their mind. You just have to roll with their crazy yet comical thoughts. Some of course will claim they are actually doing such things to themselves on calls. A few slaps to the cock are not hard to believe, but using a meat cleaver? No, that’s fantasy. They call back a few weeks later saying they’re removing it again. Guess it grew back, huh?

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Don’t Talk Naughty

It can seem ridiculous that some call a phone sex line and don’t want “naughty talk,” but that is indeed the case for some. Now you’ve got the ones just looking for general conversation that is totally non sexual. Those calls are great, no pressure, and you talk about all kinds of different topics. Then you have the ones seeking suggestive conversations and innuendo. Where you’re talking about something without making it overtly sexual. One caller that calls regularly says, “It’s a shame we can’t talk naughty on this line,” even though of course we can. So he asks what I think he might be doing.

Oh, I don’t know, maybe something you shouldn’t be? Touching or rubbing something, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Something you wouldn’t do out in public, but might in private, should the mood strike. They are kind of silly conversations, but it’s what he likes. No talk of masturbation, or cocks or pussy, just all suggestive, sexual innuendo stuff that gives you a clear idea of it, but without actually coming out and saying it in so many words. It actually makes you have to be more creative in your choice of words.

Some companies in places like Australia and England have to work under such guidelines, and don’t allow you to use explicit language, so it must be quite difficult painting a picture using all non sexual words. The rare call is one thing and makes such a thing a novelty, but to hold every single call like that would be torture to have to go by such guidelines and not use any sexual terms when it’s a phone sex line and the caller is specifically calling for erotic talk and to masturbate. It takes all kinds of different interests and fetishes to satisfy everyone in this business, that’s for sure.

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His Shrinking Dick

There’s no shortage of callers that complain their dicks are too small. One caller said he has always had a small dick, but since he’s hit middle age and has gained weight, it looks even smaller buried in all his fat. He said missionary is the only position he can do to make his little dick fit into a woman, and even that has to be positioned just so, or it will pop out. For many of the tiny dicked men out there, it’s often just not worth it. They give up on sex. It’s a losing battle, especially if they’ve gained weight.

He said masturbation was pretty much all he did for sex, a common reply many callers give, small dicks or not. Mother Nature can be pretty cruel to the small dicked men. Some are so embarrassed about their small penises, they don’t even try with women, since they know it’s just not going to amount to anything, so why bother in the first place. Many are also unable to control themselves and are premature ejaculators. They are too lazy to fix themselves. So it’s likely best they stick to pleasuring themselves and not make some woman suffer through their shortcomings and poor habits.

Some that are small are under the impression they really aren’t. Some will admit they are three or four inches, then state they’re average. It’s always fun to point out that no, you’re not average, you’re smaller than normal. They seem surprised. It’s hard to believe they’ve not seen other men in locker rooms or in porn to think they are average when they’re so obviously not. They must be in some kind of denial. It’s always entertaining to cut a man down to size and make him feel inadequate. So many of them are, there’s no shortage of ones calling to make them feel that way.

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Gang Raped and Loving It

Oh did I have a weird one last night. This person called and I am sure it was a man putting on a woman’s voice. They asked if I minded talking to “a lady”, but I’m pretty sure it was a guy. So I said ok, thinking this is going to be a bit weird. I do get ladies a couple of times a year, but I could just feel this one was “off.”

So they started telling me a few months ago “she” and her step daughter were gang raped by a group of black men after being forced into an empty building and being held captive for three days, lol. I knew then this was a guy. Then they said they were forced to go down on one another for the entertainment of the gang. They then said their marriage had fallen apart because now………..all They could think about was BBC and they were masturbating compulsively multiple times per day thinking about the experience. Also apparently, “she” and the step daughter were now going down on each other regularly because they decided they liked it when they were forced by the gang to do it to one another.

Oh it gets more insane. So “she” claimed she was naked and masturbating in front of a window and a security guard, that of course just happened to be walking by in the dark at three am, saw her through the window and was approaching the door. She asked my advice what to do, I said by all means let him in, lol. So she lets him in and then some black guy came on the phone, I assume “her” boyfriend, or maybe just “her” natural voice, I’m not sure, and he says he has a nineteen inch long cock and he ordered “her” down on her knees to suck it. I hear muffled noises in the background, the black guy then asks me if I could take a nineteen inch cock, I said no, and the call ended soon after. It was one of the weirder ones of late for sure.

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Vacation Sex

I recently went on vacation with my boyfriend and we had hot sex every day on the trip. The sound of the water lapping against the sides of the boat, the warm sun on my skin, and the feel of my boyfriend’s hard cock inside of me. The memories send a shiver of pleasure down my spine, and I can’t help but feel turned on. I remember how thrilling it was to be discreet and sneaky, the danger only adding to the excitement of having sex with my boyfriend while on board the river boat cruise.

We both had to be extra quiet and cautious, making sure not to get caught by any of the older passengers. Every glance, every touch, and every kiss was thrilling and arousing because of the forbidden nature of our trysts. I can still feel the thrill of sneaking a sexual encounter in public. One night at dinner, in a quiet corner, I decided to jerk him off under the table. The danger of getting caught only added to the excitement as my boyfriend’s hard cock was nestled in my hand as I pumped his dick. The steady hum of conversation and clattering dishes provided an effective cover for our actions, and I couldn’t help but feel a shiver of pleasure at the thought of getting away with such a scandalous act.

No one seemed any the wiser, so I stroked his cock and he gripped the table. He tried his best to keep his normal, non orgasm face as I stroked him off. We were terrible, a room full of older people, behaving this way. I knew after dinner, once we went back to the room, he was going to fuck the living daylights out of me, but I was enjoying teasing him like this in the restaurant first.

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