Cooling Off

Now if one gets caught doing something they shouldn’t in public, you could always pretend the other person didn’t really see what they think they did. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to masturbate while standing over one of these water jets they have in some parks in the summer and masturbate like how you masturbate in the shower with the shower massager with the water aiming right at your clit. Even over a swimsuit, you’d likely be able to cum. I don’t think if you were standing still like that though you’d be able to get away with it. Someone would know what you were up to.

If the water is aimed right at your crotch, you aren’t moving, and maybe standing there with stiff legs and a look of ecstasy on your face, they’d have to be pretty dumb not to get the picture, even if you didn’t have your hands anywhere near your crotch and you were not naked. The stance alone would be a giveaway as to what you were doing. Some perv on a park bench might be watching you. Maybe if those jets went off in the middle of the night and no one was around, but they likely turn them off to discourage the homeless from bathing there or something.

Weird thoughts like these run through a woman’s mind. Water induced orgasms can be powerful, most have likely at one time or another used the pool jets on the side of a pool or on the edge of a hot tub to quickly achieve orgasm, so when you see such powerful jets as these, I don’t know how a woman’s mind wouldn’t go there, maybe I’m just a bit more pervy than most to have such naughty thoughts. Maybe some wicked ladies have masturbated in such parks before and I just am unaware of it, you never know.

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Art Class Got Messy

Even though I’m well beyond school age, I occasionally enjoying taking a self interest course at night. I decided to take a painting class and I really liked the teacher. He was very sexy and artistic and I volunteered to help after class if he wanted me to. I helped him clean up a few times afterwards. He showed me a painting he was working on and said he was going to stay late to try and finish it. I asked if he minded if I stayed to watch. He said that was fine and he painted and I watched.

He took a break after a while and asked me to come look closer at the canvas. He took me by the hand and got paint on me. I laughed and soon he smeared some on me on purpose and things got messy quickly from there. I stripped off my clothes as did he. We took some paint and smeared it on one another. My hardened nipples were soon streaked with color. We kissed and laughed and acted like naughty, messy children. I saw he was erect, and I reached out to touch his cock and jack him off, which he seemed to like.

Soon we were fucking over his desk and covered in all kinds of colors. It was surreal, messy, yet fun and playful as well. He pounded my pussy and I came as his paint covered hands grabbed at my body. His cock sinking in and out of me with each passion filled thrust. When we were finished, we tried to clean up as best we could with water and paper towels at the sink, but went home pretty covered in paint to be soaked off in a hot, soapy tub. I must say, it was the most fun art class I’d ever attended.

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Standing Tall

My boyfriend is always wanting to try ridiculous sexual positions. I am blessed with being quite flexible, which he found out early on and wanted to take advantage of. He’s also pretty strong, he lifts weights. Those two qualities can add up to a pretty interesting sex life! He watches porn, like most guys do, and of course has seen some moves he’d like to try out and copy. Fairly normal to feel that way, and I’m pretty willing to try things out. So he showed me this clip of this couple fucking standing up and the guys arms supporting the weight of his partner in what looked like an awkward position. I agreed to try.

So we did it and it actually wasn’t that bad. We were both able to cum, but his arms were sore for a couple of days after, since sometimes it takes me a while to cum, so he had to fully support my weight for longer. These funny positions do make for some funny stories with the few couples we talk about such things with. We have a pretty adventuresome group of friends into trying new things, shall we say.

Variety in all things is good, sex can definitely benefit from such playfulness and trying new things. When I told him shortly after we first met I’d done gymnastics and could still do the splits, he wanted to see what I could still do. I didn’t know at the time the reasoning, I suppose I should have understood why he wanted to know. Oh well, we have lots of fun and stay in shape at the same time with all the positions we try. We still do the regular ones as well, but if we’re feeling particularly limber, we go for a unique one to enjoy and try.

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Sex on a Pool Table

Recently I started hanging out at a local pool hall. A friend of mine recommended it and I thought I’d give it a try and I liked it. One of the bartenders that worked there was really good looking and I liked him. I found myself going at late hours when he’d be closing up hoping for something to happen. I got lucky last week and it did. He was closing up and I told him I’d played pool a few times years ago when I was in college, but not since. He asked me if I’d like to try again. I said I didn’t want to delay him from going home. He said it was no trouble.

So we started to play a game after he’d closed up. We had fun, I liked talking to him. He asked if I was single and I said yes. He leaned in to give me a kiss and things got passionate from there. I felt his arms wrap around me and he started to massage my breasts. Our tongues intertwined as we kissed and he felt me up. I leaned back on the pool table and felt his hardness against me.

I hopped up on the pool table edge and he pulled my jeans and panties off of me and unzipped himself. I scooched back on the table and lay there before him and he climbed on top of me and we started fucking right there on the pool table, some of the balls rolling around us. It was crazy and impulsive, but it was also fun. I felt him pin me down to the table and push his dick into me. I was momentarily worried someone would walk by and look in through the windows and see us. It was a very real possibility, but it didn’t happen. We had a fun fuck and went home.

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That Voice in Your Ear

Some men are not as attracted to visual porn and are more interested in the verbal exchange that comes from good, old fashioned phone sex. Some don’t even need or want the exchange, there ones into silent calls that are perfectly happy just to sit there and have someone else do all the talking. Once some men find that special operator, some do not look any further. Some will always enjoy the variety of calling different women depending on their mood, but some will stick with a special one they develop a rapport with. It’s always nice when someone compliments you and they tell you they like you and the way you talk more than anyone else.

Phone sex isn’t for all guys, some would find it old fashioned or boring with no video, but for some, it’s just what they are seeking. That certain turn of phrase, that certain lilt to the voice, it can still be very stimulating listening to someone talk very graphically to you as you masturbate describing what they are going to be doing to you, or you to them. Some love the moaning and heavy breathing that goes along with it, acting or not, some just love the sounds and will ask for them.

Phone sex isn’t going anywhere, no AI program is going to be able to compare to a live person exchanging fantasies and moans with you. It’s a different kind of pleasure, one that many may have either forgotten about that tried it years ago, or literally doesn’t think it’s around anymore. Though any joker with a computer can go online and find plenty of results for phone sex and see it’s certainly still out there if they are seeking it. Until, close your eyes and think of that sensual voice in your ear as your stroke.

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