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A Different Kind of Sex Toy

You hear all kinds of things when doing this job for sure. This man called the other night talking about something he saw years ago, in his teens. Decades ago he spied on his sister one night and saw a … Continue reading

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He Knows if You’ve Been Bad or Good

Needless to say, most of the callers are bad boys. Santa would surely be leaving them lumps of coal in their stockings. I’m sure they’d rather their stockings be filled with some shiny new sex toys to masturbate with. “Santa, … Continue reading

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Pervy Housesitting

I did something I’m not exactly proud of last week. I was house sitting for a friend and she said I could stay there the whole weekend. She has a much nicer place than mine, so I did. I also … Continue reading

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Getting Off In The Shower

Masturbation is a wonderful activity, and variety in how you do it can absolutely make things a bit more exciting. The location for instance, doing it in bed is likely the most obvious choice, but doing it in the shower … Continue reading

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Naughty Gift Basket

Recently a client that wanted to send me a naughty gift sent me a gift basket of sex toys. I was surprised, I thought when they said gift basket there would be chocolates, or maybe wine and cheese and crackers … Continue reading

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