Let’s Get Wet

 

Men seem obsessed with women that can squirt. So many ask if this is one of your talents, yet most women are not able to achieve this kind of orgasm. Perhaps if you were with a man that knew how, more of us would be able to, or if we used some of the toys made specifically for this type of orgasm. There are toys designed with just this sort of orgasm in mind, with a long shaft and a crooked tip, sometimes pointed, that is designed to hit that spot and deliver such an orgasm.

I have asked men what it is about this type of orgasm they like when a partner of theirs is able to have one. Many said it’s the total loss of control, that you’re literally bursting. One said he loves to swallow every drop up of the fluid and gulp it down…okkkk. I’ve seen videos of this and the fluid does seems to come out with great force, much more than urine could ever squirt out. Some have thought they were urinating and been embarrassed. Not having had this type of orgasm myself, I can only speculate what it must be like or feel like. I only know clitoral ones and they are pretty fantastic, so something even more wonderful, I cannot fathom.

The men that know this technique boast about it and say oh I could make you squirt, baby, I know how it’s done. If a man, or woman really, can pleasure their partner like no one else, they could perhaps sexually enslave that person, couldn’t they now? I think of the mess involved unless you were in the shower when this happened and apparently it’s much easier to having this type of orgasm laying down rather than standing. The videos I’ve seen of women having them induced, they are literally shaking uncontrollably, and I guess it’s that lack of control at that moment due to such overwhelming pleasure that men find so irresistible.

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Your Toe Feels So Good!

Now foot fetish is nothing new, this is very common for phone sex calls. Foot worship, toe sucking, foot jobs. I’m amazed and horrified to say though, more than one person has also mentioned something else on calls I wouldn’t think a normal mind would even contemplate. A toe up the ass, yes a toe. They want a woman’s toe up their ass specifically. I recall the first time I heard this I was shaking so hard to keep from laughing, I could barely control myself.

Last week another different caller wanted to talk about me sticking my toe up his ass. When did this get to be “a thing?” More than one person has spoken to me of it, so surely there must be some toe fuckers out there for this to be growing in popularity. Some of the things I hear amaze me and I think it’s one of a kind, yet then I will hear someone else mention it and am incredulous that someone else has thought of this weird activity. Men are indeed unusual creatures. In the above pic we have a bit more than a toe up the ass, we have the better part of the whole foot.

Another time I was fighting back the laughter was a caller that used to want to talk about me inserting as much of my foot in his mouth and attempting to scratch the back of his throat with my toenails. I swear, I type these things and read them and laugh, it’s hard to comprehend people actually said these bizarre things to me and not while they were laughing. I could live a million years and never come up with things I hear on a weekly, if not daily basis. How ones can masturbate to such seemingly none sexual scenarios, indeed painful ones at times, it boggles the mind.

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A Helping Hand Across The Phone Lines

Sadly some callers that call us have no other sexual outlet. I’ve had a number of handicapped callers over the years and a couple of days ago had a new one with cerebral palsy. He was 59 and a virgin and in a wheelchair. He said women only have ever treated him as a friend or a brother, not someone to be romantically interested in. I suggested an escort, but he was too shy to pursue such an avenue and will likely remain as he is, with masturbation and phone sex his only sexual contact with women.

In his phone sex calls he can fantasize what it would be like to be with a woman, to touch a woman, things he’s never gotten to do. Now callers like this, some people in wheelchairs and with disabilities do go on to have romantic and sexual relationships to the best of their ability depending on their particular physical limitations. Some however have just not been afforded the opportunities to carry on a normal sexual life, so they make do with what’s available to them, their own hand and a phone sex line.

Many over the years in this situation have told me they have no contact sexually with anyone, a lonely way for them to have lived, considering most have normal desires and wants and needs and sex drive, but people just view them as sexless and are not interested in them. I’m glad to help these men in any way I can, to be the woman they choose to open up to and be sexual with to the best of their ability for the length of the call. I feel I’m helping them in some small way to live out their fantasy of being with a woman, even if only by painting pictures with my words.

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Zero To Sixty-The Quickie

As fantastic as a lengthy evening of lovemaking can be, no one can deny a quickie can sometimes just hit the spot. We don’t always need hours of foreplay and teasing and tantalizing to make us see stars at the end of it, sometimes a spur of the moment, good, hard fuck will do the trick and make you cum plenty hard. A ten min fuck that leaves you gasping for breath can be very satisfying, though for ones that like to cum multiple times, you can be left wanting.

Hard and fast can be fun, it’s like an appetizer when you usually only get an entre, sometimes that snack is just what you need to tide you over. Many guys are only ever capable of quickies, which isn’t a good thing, as a once in a while thing, it’s fine, but a steady diet of them will just leave you unsatisfied and frustrated. In a good relationship though as some added variety, they can be a wonderful addition. When someone comes onto you and you aren’t expecting it, you can go from zero to sixty in seconds, from not even being horny to being raring to go very quickly.

Quickies are not just for the bedroom, but can really be anywhere, that’s the beauty of them, they are usually spontaneous. Boyfriend or hubby comes home and bends you over the kitchen counter, pulls up your skirt, pulls down your panties, and have at it. Unexpected and hot. They can be planned by one person and a surprise to their partner, or an unexpected moment for the both of you, embrace the quickie.

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It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To

 

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Now I’ve heard of lots of cock and ball torture stuff, I get plenty of those calls and they are usually fairly fun and amusing, but one the other day was a bit odd. This man wanted to have his wife throw a party, he was going to be the evening’s entertainment. He had a very small cock and balls and had never been able to satisfy wifey, and to be honest, she’d had enough of his inadequacies, so she was tossing a party and going to cut off his cock and balls in front of his friends and family.

He was going to be allowed one self induced orgasm before they were to be crimped off with metal crimper things, so in effect they would be pinched off and crimped like the end of a tube of toothpaste. This was all quite unusual and interesting. I’d never heard of a public castration fantasy before, let alone with friends and family as the witnesses. He was to sit at the head of the large table, jerk off, then be tied to the chair, gagged and then the show would begin. The ladies, most of whom felt for the wife seeing his acorn sized balls and gherkin pickle sized cock, looked on as she gathered the goods in the crimping tool.

The menfolk, likely felt sorry for the poor bastard, but did nothing to intervene, they just watched on as things proceeded. I assume a crimping tool was used so in his mind there wouldn’t be any great blood flow situation, but who knows. In any case, the deed was done, his screams were muffled by the gag in his mouth, and then there was a cake to celebrate after the slicing and dicing so to speak. Odd occasion to throw a party for, but hey, why not, ones have been held for odder celebrations, I am sure.

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