Naughty Santa

Christmas has always been my favorite time of year, but this year, things got a little naughty at the office Christmas party. Everyone of course was drinking way too much highly spiked eggnog, and half in the bag drunk. The man that had come as Santa Claus was a real perv, but we ladies were quite in the Christmas spirit and enjoying his hands grabbing us as we laughed and squirmed away. The man came to me as the party was breaking up and asked if I’d like to go home with him. He said he was a lot younger than he looked without his costume on and he started to remove it and he was, he was only in his early forties. I was drunk and horny, so I went with Santa Claus.

I knew he hadn’t been drinking, and I had, so figured he was better behind the wheel than I was. He lived not too far away and I walked into his home once we pulled in the driveway. He really went all in for Christmas and it was all beautifully decorated and I felt like I’d walked into a winter wonderland. He laid me on the floor in front of the Christmas tree and we kissed and I was soon undressed, as was he. He kissed me all over and went down on my pussy and told me I was his favorite girl on the naughty list this year.

He licked me to orgasm and then climbed up on top of me and slid his cock into me and he filled me very well and he fucked me until my pussy was clenching around his cock during my second orgasm. He was a good fuck for sure, a “giver” like you’d assume Santa would be. I stayed a few more hours and it was a lovely end to a fun evening. I do hope to meet up with Santa again next year.

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Scat Phone Sex

No matter how bizarre the fetish is, there will be some into it, even if most people are grossed out by it and even downright horrified. Scat is not a fetish for everyone, in fact it’s really quite a niche, small fetish because it’s just too gross for more to be into. Watersports on the other hand has a much wider appeal. Both are gross to many, but each have their fans. Not all girls will do calls on this topic because it’s just unsavory. It’s recommended if you want to talk about this to ask first to find out if the operator is willing to.

Imagine being with a guy and out of the blue he tells you he’d like you to shit on him during sex, or some even have the fetish for eating it and want you to shit in their mouth. I cannot even imagine, thankfully no one has ever asked me that in real life and honestly very few ever ask on the phone for it and if they do I try and redirect their interests or recommend they call another girl. Some love to smear it all over themselves, their own, or their partners. There are some very depraved fetishes out there that some have.

Normal minds do not think of such things, but some, not al but some, that call are anything but normal. Are you a depraved shit eater? Do you like to talk dirty to girls as you stroke your cock and think of them using you as a human toilet? There are toilet slaves out there, how they are not all deathly ill or suffering from hepatitis I don’t know, but they exist and they want to talk about eating excrement. Depraved, degenerate souls that seek out the filthiest of the filthy, and there are girls willing to talk to them. You dirty bastard, pick up that phone and find a Mistress willing to talk to your sick self right now!

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Soliciting The Homeless

One of my callers likes to go around to homeless women he finds attractive and make them an offer they can’t refuse. He knows they are hungry, cold, tired, and desperate and he offers them a place to stay for the night, get cleaned up, fed, clean clothes, all in exchange for sex. He’s too cheap to go to escorts, so he finds homeless women or even the occasional runaway and offers them this. Not all he’s approached are receptive, many homeless are mentally ill and he said within a few minutes or less of talking to them, he can tell if they are normal or crazy. Some are just down on their luck, those are the ones he strives to find.

Hard to think some would go to these extremes to find sex for the night, but he actually thinks he’s some sort of hero for offering them a meal and a shower and some new clothes, usually old sweats or something, in exchange for sex. It’s a wonder he hasn’t gotten lice, crabs or any other diseases from these women, a shower can only do so much after all. He said most are grateful and will give him a blow job and let him fuck them before being able to sleep on his couch for the night.

He looks at it as helping people and getting a bonus in return. People have pretty odd ideas of what help is it seems. He said he’s gone back and picked up a few of the same women he liked more than once, one even stayed for the weekend a few times. He said she gives really good head and he likes her. So men, if you’re feeling desperate and are afraid to go to a hooker, skid row is where you could be looking for a hot night of survival sex.

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Married Cocksucker

The number of guys that call and confess they either have sucked cock in the past or are continuing to do so at every available opportunity is quite staggering. Married cocksuckers especially confess they are doing things behind their wives backs without them having a clue about it. Here’s some advice: get a divorce. It’s not fair to expose some poor, clueless woman to God knows what disease because you’re too much of a pussy to get out of the relationship and embrace your faggotry full time. I’m usually on the man’s side when they aren’t getting any sex and I encourage them to find affection elsewhere if they won’t leave, but fucking around with another dude is not part of that encouragement.

You want to suck dick? Good, go for it, but tell her and if she’s ok with it, carry on. Most people are selfish though, they want to have their cake and eat it too. They want all the pleasures and none of the sacrifices. This latest one when I asked where he’s finding all these random guys to suck off, he said he has ads online advertising his oral services. Still having sex with his wife, too. Disgusting degenerates, they deserve to get what’s coming to them, but the poor wives who never consented to be exposed to diseases do not. I swear I’d slice some guys balls off, chop them up and flush them down the toilet if they did that to me.

Are you one of the perverts that does things like this? You phone girls up to listen to your sick secrets, don’t you? I won’t tolerate it, but many other girls will be happy to listen to your depravity. You stroke your cock and feel like you’re pulling one over on the poor, clueless bitch. Your day will come my friend, your day will come.

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Spanked By The Boss

Recently I began to get spanked by my boss. I never thought I’d be in such a situation, but I was. Things have been very tight, the creditors are closing in. I’m not sure why I didn’t just ask my boss for an advance on my salary, I’m sure he’d have given it to me, but I was too prideful to do so. So I did the one thing I should not have. I stole it. I needed three thousand dollars to get caught up on my bills and I was in charge of the petty cash box at work. I had access and complete trust of the workers. So I started to skim a bit off the top each week. It was working like a charm, until I was caught that is.

I was asked to stay after work and I didn’t think much of it, since I’d gotten away with it for months, so I did not think that was the topic at hand, so I wasn’t nervous. Then he told me when we were alone that he knew what I’d done. I was terrified he’d call the police and fire me, as he had every right to do. He said he wouldn’t do that, but that there would be a price for what I’d done. I was wondering what I’d have to do. Then it hit me, I knew.

He said he was going to make me his sex slave fort he next three months, any time, any where he demanded, I was to serve him and not complain. He said he liked it rough and that I was to strip down right then and get a spanking for being such a naughty, naughty girl. I did as I was told and bent over his desk. He took off his belt and then whipped my ass hard with it. He then fucked me from behind, thrusting so hard he made the desk move I was bent over. Yet oddly, I did not hate it or resent it. I had a feeling these next three months not be so bad after all.

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