Rub Down Pleasures

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Many callers tell me they go for regular massages, some go to legit places of actual registered massage therapists, others go to the shady ones filled with Asian women with no such degrees that are just basically there to rub and tug and get them off. One the other day had gone to a legit place and was given a male massage therapist and like George in the Seinfeld episode, “It moved.” He said the therapist hadn’t done anything questionable, nor did he make any requests for a happy ending, since he knew he’d likely get tossed out if he had, but he fantasized about what would have happened if he had, and that was what the call was based around.

He was laying on the table and imagined if at first sign of arousal, which he’s sure the masseuse saw, if he’d had his towel removed and the man had undressed and continued the massage with both of them nude and then he had to suck the guys cock right there as he lay on the table. He wanted to feel the man’s throbbing cock in his mouth and have to suck on it, feel it going in and out. As his own well oiled up cock was getting worked on.

He wanted to be made to roll over and have his ass cheeks spread and the guy fuck him after lubing up his ass, getting pounded right here on the table as the others in the building had no idea as their massages went on that he was getting fucked up the ass by one of their fellow employees. He liked to think he was special and that not all the guests got this sort of attention given to them. He said it was hard not reaching out for the masseuse’s cock as he was getting worked on, oh well, temptation is everywhere.

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The Allure Of Women’s Prison

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An odd fantasy from a caller this week involves a women’s prison. He’d seen a movie as a kid set in a women’s prison and it had a profound effect on him. It’s always struck me as odd how a scene from a movie long ago can still be having such a profound effect on someone many years or even decades later, but this is certainly not the first time I have heard of such a thing and a movie playing a big role in someone’s fantasy.

This man had a fantasy of being taken to a women’s prison and being treated like a woman, yet he was a man and in the prison, he was going to be the only male there and have to wear the same uniform as the other prisoners, have to undergo the body cavity search when was first brought to the prison, which of course arouses him so much he usually cums at that point. He loves to imagine being taken in, fingerprinted, a mug shot, being issued his blanket and a cell, the total humiliation of it all and the bending over and having the search by the female guard.

I can honestly say I’ve never heard anything like it before, that such an awful scenario could be appealing in anyway, yet he was very excited as I described it all to him from the time the bus dropped him off for his sentence until the body cavity search, at which point he blew his load at the excitement and humiliation at it all. I guess ones can find sexual pleasure in truly awful situations the rest of us would be crying over.

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Swing, Swing, Swing

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Wife swapping and wife sharing is a bit different than cuckolding, which I do hear a lot about. That’s consensual infidelity really, they are agreeing to it and want their partner to fuck other people and in the same room, an orgy of a couple of couples. Some swingers have large get togethers of dozens of couples and some I have known kept it closed, they were all tested and sterilized, many older couples with no need for more children, and they then had wild, abandoned sex with anyone in the group totally unprotected.

Very kinky and naughty. Blow jobs left and right, fucking whomever you please as your spouse watches and they are doing the same thing. Just seems more natural to do it behind someone’s back and in secret, your own little affair, I guess that’s the point though, to have it be out in the open with everyone’s approval, no secrets. Several callers over the years have wanted to talk about swinging events they have gone to, a few even went to large conventions, or had couples they saw regularly.

The husbands warming their wife up for another man, licking her pussy to get it wet and ready and maybe even help guide that cock inside before fucking his wife right in front of him, maybe even laying side by side to watch the proceedings. Fucking their wife after, while she’s still wet and sloppy from another man’s sperm inside of her. Going from one wife to the next, seeing how many times they can cum, like an orgasm marathon.

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National Masturbation Month Is Here!

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Most people reading this blog will of course be long standing fans of masturbation. The most popular and widely practiced sexual activity on the planet, yet still shamed and made fun of by many. Not everyone is going to be able to have a shared sexual encounter with another person for each and every orgasm in their life, most orgasms will be alone, it’s the shared ones that are more special.

Always take time for self pleasure, so many look at masturbation as just a quick self release, which of course at times it is, just an itch to scratch, but other times we should take the time to properly explore our pleasures and enjoy ourselves fully. When many times we are growing up and masturbating afraid of getting caught and punished or chastised in some way if we came from religious or strict homes, it’s always a race to see how fast you can finish, and this is often the cause of most men’s premature ejaculation issues in later life and it is sad.

Enjoy your body, it feels good for a reason, it’s not wrong, it’s not bad it’s just pleasure and a sexual relationship with yourself is your longest lasting and most important in this life. Many times no one can make us have a better orgasm than ourselves, we know how best to touch ourselves for the maximum pleasure. We don’t need to be in anyway self conscious of bizarre and unflattering positions we may bet into, no need to worry about flopping bits and unflattering lighting we are worried our lovers might judge us for. Just enjoy, you will be your own best sexual partner for your entire life.

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Workers Compensation

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Many women have fantasies about their bosses, and many bosses have fantasies about their secretaries. Lots of times though it’s best not to mix business with pleasure, as problems may result if things go awry.

Jennifer was determined to get that raise at work, but she knew the boss was planning on laying some of the people off and it really wasn’t the time to be thinking of it at all, but she was determined and wore her lowest cut blouse to work to try and get the bosses attention and she did. When she leaned over setting the coffee on his desk and he glanced down her blouse and saw she wasn’t even wearing a bra and she looked down and saw the telltale bulge in his pants. She knew what she was doing…

She “accidentally” spilled some of the coffee on his pants and then started mopping it up and could feel his rock hard cock underneath her fingers and stroked it a bit longer than she should have. She offered to give him a blow job if he’d giver her a raise and he looked shocked and then she added she’d do it weekly for him, after work one night a week as a little thank you. She said she’d start right now, and she got on the floor under his desk and took out his cock and started to lick it and suck it and deep throat it as she swirled her tongue round and round driving him insane. She pumped his cock and caressed his balls and he just laid back and allowed her to suck him off. It wasn’t long before he blew a load into her waiting mouth. She knew it wasn’t the best thing to do, but she wanted the raise and was willing to do what she had to to get it. Needless to say she walked out of the office with the raise.

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