Strap On Fantasy

It’s surprising the number of callers that want to talk about their women using a strap on on them. Most of course have wives or girlfriends that will not do this, most won’t even ask since they know there’s not a chance in hell they’d agree to it. Some use toys on themselves when they call and they enjoy the anal toys, or use of fingers on themselves. One last night called and stated, “I’ve got three fingers up my ass,” my, how totally charming. One can only hope they wash them well afterwards, but knowing most, I’m not counting on it.

Many love the idea of being dominated by a woman, so the idea of a woman in a strap on fucking them is a major turn on. One last week surprised me a bit when he didn’t want the typical bend me over and pound me from behind scene, he stated, “I want to be on my back, legs up and have you make love to me with your strap on.” Yeah right, not a million years. He talked about it like it was some kind of romantic thing. Some women might go for such a scene, but more women would be turned off by it and never agree to participate in it.

To many men, it gives them great pleasure to have this anal stimulation. They just want yet another way for a woman to give them pleasure, but a lot of women are not going to oblige this request, so many will go to an escort for this type of pleasure, since they won’t be getting it at home. Some say they are not fags, not wanting to be fucked by other men, they just love the sensation and want their partner to be a part of it.

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What’s Up Doc?

Some men do need a little pharmaceutical help to get erect, that’s just a fact of life when a man gets older. Many men also are not getting any sex from their wives. One caller the other day had a bit of an interesting tale. He said his wife stopped having sex years ago, a tale we hear daily, so once in a while he has fun with other ladies. I do not blame him or any man one bit if wifey stops putting out. So he uses Viagra when he sees these ladies on the side, since he sure has no use for those pills for use with his wife.

So the last few times he’s gone to his doctor, who happens to be a lady, he’s been in the habit of taking one of the pills before his appointments. He wants her to see him erect and get her a little embarrassed, but since she’s the one prescribing the pills, I’m not sure why he thinks she would assume his erection is anything other than pill induced in the first place. Many men even that do not need pills to get hard would get hard in such a situation, but of course a doctor knows that and allows for it and likely ignores it as best she can.

He thinks it will get her excited in some small way, which of course is absurd, but there’s no reasoning with a horny man. It’s kind of funny in one way and sad in another. He said like many men have said, that he has to masturbate in secret since his wife would be very angry if she knew he was masturbating, even though she gives him nothing. It never ceases to amaze me these sexless old bitties who want their husbands to live sex free lives when they themselves decide to stop. It’s incredible.

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The Lasting Appeal of Cuckolding

Cuckold remains one of the most popular call topics ever. Many of the callers have smaller than average cocks, but some are normal sized. One man with a four and a half incher called up tonight and said he had fantasies about watching his wife with a much larger man while he jerked off in the same room. Pretty standard for a cuckold fantasy. I asked if he was like many callers into cuckold, a premature ejaculator, but he said no, he can last, it’s just he’s so small he feels she can’t really feel it anyway.

Porn has made so many men feel inadequate, even if they are only slightly less than average size, they feel they have a micro penis situation on their hands, since they are used to watching the eight inch men in porn with dicks the size of forearms, they think all men have that but them. They don’t call for reassurance of their normal size though, they call to be humiliated and belittled for having less than they think is normal or desired. They can be a sad and complex breed of men for sure. Not all want to lick the cum of another man out of their wives pussy afterwards, but a great many would go that far in their quest for ultimate humiliation.

Seeing another man make their woman cum and react with a sexual explosion they themselves could never produce within her, just makes them feel as pathetic as they could be. They adore that sense of being made to feel less than other men and their woman laughing at them, all the while feeling pleasure they’ve never known before. Since how could their baby dicked hubby make them aroused with that little white worm he’s got dangling between his legs? Cuckold will always be one of the more popular calls that are requested.

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I Fucked His Lawyer

I went through a divorce not long ago, and I wasn’t going to be happy with what my settlement. I knew there was no point in approaching my soon to be ex hubby about it. I’d met his lawyer once years ago and liked him, I knew he liked me, too. I decided to try and approach him in secret and see if I got any place. I had nothing to lose. I followed him home one night and I knew he was alone, so I rang his door bell and had on nothing but lingerie on with a rain coat over top.

I saw the look of surprise when he answered the door and saw me. I pushed my way in and dropped the coat. I could immediately see the rise in his pants as he looked me up and down. I told him I wasn’t happy with what I’d been offered and I wanted to see if there was anything that could be done about it, and I was willing to do whatever he wanted me to. He could tell I was serious. I eased him back down into the chair that was behind him and knelt on the floor in front of him and rubbed his pants in the crotch.

I took out his cock and started to lick the tip as I looked in his eyes. I then took the entire length, which I estimated to be around eight inches, down my throat and gave the most enthusiastic blow job of my life. I soon had a mouthful of cum and he then picked me up and sat me on his cock and my legs were over the chair arms. I bucked and I rode him and he filled me up completely. I soon had a cunt full of cum. He fucked me a few more times before I left. The next day I had an email saying double the amount I’d been offered was now mine. It had been worth every effort.

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Erotica for Your Masturbation

Erotica is an important part of many people’s masturbation experience. Most might assume women are the main consumers of erotica, but there are definitely men out there that are into it. Porn is not the all end all masturbation enhancer. Some callers have revealed on phone sex calls that they aren’t really into porn, they enjoy the more sensual and perhaps a bit older fashioned good old written erotica. Some men have very elaborate, detailed fantasies they have written down and like to reread from time to time. Many have said they are writing them, or rather typing them out one handed as they masturbate while they write them.

Reading other people’s fantasies can be very arousing, coming up with thoughts and ideas that we ourselves might not have envisioned or had experience with, but taking the time to write down your own personalized erotica can be very powerful for some people. Callers will often write their fantasies down in the form of a short story and send them to ladies they call and then discuss them during the call, or ones have even sent them and wanted them read back to them during their call. That actually happens more often than one would imagine. That’s been my experience in any case.

One caller that sent one and said he sent it “to a few girls he called” to read, and I asked him how many. Assuming he’d say maybe four or five ladies. He then said he’d sent it to around thirty different ladies he called on a rotational basis. I laughed, never thinking there’d be so many ladies in his virtual harem of phone sex girls. I know men like variety and usually call a few different ones depending on their mood, but thirty, that’s a goodly number! Erotica can be a fun way for a more patient, less visually focused person to enhance their masturbation. There’s no shortage of sites online to find stories and fantasies of every possible genre out there for you to explore.

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