How Do They Sound?

One caller is quite obsessed with how other men I talk to sound when they are in the throes of orgasm and he wants me to mimic their sex sounds. It’s quite comical to be moaning and grunting away trying to imitate callers to another caller. He wants to know how the good ones sound, the gross ones, the ones that sound as if they are being murdered when they make their murderous roars that are frightening to listen to. He really likes all kinds of sex sounds, but the fact he wants to know what other men sound like is a bit odd. He’s shown no inclination to be interested in other men or sex with them, but he wants to know how they sound as I speak to them as they masturbate.

There are as many different sounds out there as one could imagine. A very few sound good, others are scary, many are dead quiet. Many are quite unpleasant to listen to and I wonder if any women they’ve actually had sex with have been turned off by their sounds and how to deal with that. If you liked someone and were attracted to them, only to go to bed with them and find out they either sound like Darth Vadar or a screeching monkey. I’ve heard both types, there’s no shortage of either.

What do you do? Get used to it or ditch them, those are basically your choices. Ones would be quite insulted if you told them their sex noises were a total turn off and they need to change them or it’s over for good. People are going to sound like they sound, so there’s not really any making them try to sound different and be something they aren’t. Maybe there’s women out there that get off on a guy that breathes like Darth Vadar or screeches like a monkey. One can only hope for their sake, there is.

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CFNM Fetish

One caller has been calling a few times about cfnm fetish. For those not aware, that stands for clothed female, naked male. The men being naked can make them feel vulnerable, humiliated, embarrassed. The clothed woman is exposing nothing, holds all the control in the situation. Many men are submissive by nature and like being told what to do and how to do it and that’s natural to them. He has a fantasy about being a nude model in an art class, and of course all the attendees at the art class are women. Me, playing the teacher, I have a pointer and can stand bedside him while he’s on display pointing out this and that to the students drawing him.

“Now look at this drop of precum, glistening on the tip of his penis. See how the light shines on it. See how this vein has become more prominent as he’s gotten harder and more aroused. Try and capture that in your drawings, ladies.” That is the sort of scenario that turns men into this fetish on. During the break in the middle of the class, of course he’s not allowed to put his robe on. He has to sit there on the stool, the spotlight still on him while the women chat amongst themselves and occasionally giggle and point towards him. He knows they’re talking about him.

Yet he loves being the center of attention and having them all look at his penis in great detail and try to capture every last bit of it as accurately as possible on their sketch pads. You might be surprised how many callers over the years have mentioned being a nude model in an art class. Not as something they’ve actually done, but that it’s part of a fantasy for them, to be on display and be the focus of all those women.

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Small Breast Admirers

While many if not most callers seem to like women of the large breasted variety, some do prefer small tits. For every body type, there is a fan out there who has fetishized it and prefers it for whatever reason. Not every man is in love with flopping udder like breasts that can totally smother them. Women with small tits can never give you a titty fuck or smother you with their overly large bosom, but they can have very sensitive nipples you may be able to rub or suck into a state of orgasm from nipple stimulation alone.

One such gentleman was going on and on about his love of women with not even an A cup sized bosom. He sometimes feels that ladies with smaller than average breasts can even be better in bed to compensate for their lack of breasts. He felt they would be a lot more slutty, since their tits are not going to be getting a man’s attention, so they’d better be extra dirty in bed to make up for that fact. He felt a small breasted lady might be more apt to allow anal sex, threesomes, all sorts of more adventuresome things than a big titted gal who simply does not have to try so hard. Her tits are already attracting the men before she even opens her mouth, leg alone her legs.

He does have a point. Not sure if any studies have been done to see if women of the small breasted variety are sluttier than their big breasted cohorts, but you never know. Maybe he’s got something there. There should be a poll taken and see how men respond that have been with both types of ladies and see what they have to say as a group. Small tits and filthy in bed, or big tits and average in bed. What do you say, boys? Let’s hear!

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Fuck That Ass

It’s always funny when a caller says something ridiculous when you know they have told you something in the past that either is contradictory or false. A caller that speaks of his many visits to tranny escorts and takes it up the ass from them all of a sudden proclaims he’s not interested in anal sex for himself, as in fucking anyone else’s ass, he just likes to take it, not give it. I guess fags are that way though! He becomes so indignant when I talk to him about letting men fuck him, since he goes on about the trannies and shemales not being men. Let’s see a copy of the DNA test before declaring someone the opposite sex. How politically incorrect of me to speak the actual truth, I realize.

So it was fun to tease him by calling him a “catcher” not a “pitcher.” Of course there’s no reasoning with some people, and he considers himself a true conservative, so it’s even more funny he buys into this crap. His wife would no doubt be shocked if she ever found out her dear husband likes to take it up the ass by other men dressed up as women, but he doesn’t want to fuck her ass mind you, so “he’s not interested in anal sex.”

Many men like to mention they want to have their partner use a strap on on them, but they know she likely wouldn’t agree to it, so they never even ask. Some make due with toys. Many more men are into the whole anal thing, giving and taking, than women seem to be, and a lot of women will have no part of it, so the men are left to find their own pleasure if anal sex or stimulation is something they crave.

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The Big Titted Secretary

So many callers have a thing for a woman in their office they work with, it’s common place. A man called today that has a thing for one of the secretaries in his office. She has enormous tits. He said he fantasizes all the time about what it would be like to place his hard cock between them and give her a titty fuck. He said his own wife has huge breasts, but that the secretaries are much larger than hers and he knows she’s noticed him staring at them. I’d imagine most women with large breasts are used to people staring at them and not their eyes when they are being spoken to.

He said he’d never cheat on his wife and it’s all just fantasy, but they sort of flirt with one another, even knowing it will go no further. He said some of the hottest fantasies he’s ever had have been with women he’s made a point of not following through on. To keep things only in the realm of fantasy means that you can think and fantasize about them as much as you want, you know though it will never go any further than that.

He said he’s got big balls and has quite a bulge in his pants and he’s noticed her staring at his crotch when he comes in the room. So between him being fixated on her tits and her watching his crotch, it’s all quite the fodder for fantasy at that office. She likely has many male coworkers that are fixated on her chest, but he said she quite enjoys the attentions of them and likes to show off her breasts and her cleavage to them and flirt with them. So he might be fucking his wife and her big tits, but he’s sure thinking of the big breasted gal at the office when he does.

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