What’s Up Doc?

Some men do need a little pharmaceutical help to get erect, that’s just a fact of life when a man gets older. Many men also are not getting any sex from their wives. One caller the other day had a bit of an interesting tale. He said his wife stopped having sex years ago, a tale we hear daily, so once in a while he has fun with other ladies. I do not blame him or any man one bit if wifey stops putting out. So he uses Viagra when he sees these ladies on the side, since he sure has no use for those pills for use with his wife.

So the last few times he’s gone to his doctor, who happens to be a lady, he’s been in the habit of taking one of the pills before his appointments. He wants her to see him erect and get her a little embarrassed, but since she’s the one prescribing the pills, I’m not sure why he thinks she would assume his erection is anything other than pill induced in the first place. Many men even that do not need pills to get hard would get hard in such a situation, but of course a doctor knows that and allows for it and likely ignores it as best she can.

He thinks it will get her excited in some small way, which of course is absurd, but there’s no reasoning with a horny man. It’s kind of funny in one way and sad in another. He said like many men have said, that he has to masturbate in secret since his wife would be very angry if she knew he was masturbating, even though she gives him nothing. It never ceases to amaze me these sexless old bitties who want their husbands to live sex free lives when they themselves decide to stop. It’s incredible.

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