Let Me Fix What’s Under Your Hood

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Many gals have the blue collar worker, tradesman fantasy. How about the hot mechanic that fixes your car? You just know he’s good with his hands, and my oh my, what those hands could do to you given the chance! I recall reading poorer men have hotter sex lives than wealthier ones, likely all the stress they have and are looking to work out, but with the prices most tradesmen charge these days, the plumber and electrician are far from poor, they are better off than most workers, whether they are working with their hands or not!

I am thinking many ladies would be pleased to let them use their hands on them, sounds like the beginning of a porno movie, eh? The cable guy that came to see why your reception is acting funny and you end up giving him a blow job after he fixes you up with some free premium movie channels, right? Blue collar workers can just seem more physical and sexier than the doctors and lawyers, they just don’t seem to have the passion in them that the tradesman that slaves away all day working with tools does for some reason, you just know they could make you cum harder than the accountant could, right?

You see them under the hood of the car, all grimy and greasy and working away, knowing just what knobs to turn and which bolts to tighten and you just wonder how they’d fare under your skirt the same. They’d likely know how to get the job done until you were satisfied, same as when they fix your car and make it purr like a kitten, they’d make you purr like a kitten too.

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Cum Join Us!

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Some consider sex with anything other than a man and a woman a perversion. Well many would disagree and say the more the merrier! Threesomes have been around for ages and can certainly make things a lot spicier than just one on one sex! A fantasy for lots of women they will never get to realize is sex with two men at once. I think having all that attention bestowed upon you would be fantastic. Some threesomes of two men and one woman don’t have sexual interaction between the guys, they are just focusing on the lady, which would suit me just fine.

Many women can outlast men sexually and have multiple orgasms, so in a way to have two men working for your pleasure…Yummy! All the licking and stroking and sucking and feeling a cock in your pussy and one in your mouth at the same time, everyone working to please one another, sounds heavenly, if you can avoid the jealousies that just might be involved. Many times one member of a couple might feel left out or threatened. If all three involved were single, that might not be an issue to worry about and pure pleasure would be the main focus.

I’d think this kind of hedonistic sex could be addicting if it was that pleasureful and not just the once in a while treat it more than usual turns out to be. Some always want more, always want to get to that greater orgasm. Sometimes as well the fantasy is much better than the reality turns out to be. You must decide if it’s worth the chance to try.

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Lesbian Labotomies

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One of my more colorful clients has been calling with fantasies of lobotomizing women to make them more accepting of his cock. Hmm, I’d say if a woman says no, she’s not interested. Rather than take them by force and rape them, he feels if they were lobotomized, they’d be more relaxed and accepting of his cock and even grow to love it and want it and as he calls it, a “love lobotomy”, so after they have it they in fact fall in love with any man that has sex with them.

He feels it would relax them in other ways as well, like make them interested in other women and turn them into lesbians, hence the “lesbian lobotomy”. It’s not that he thinks lesbians should be lobotomized, it means he thinks they will become them once they are. I could live a million years and not come up with the creative things, err, disturbing things, this client does on a regular basis. He has very bizarre thoughts and fantasies, and asked me to go through Google images and find pics of current actresses that I think would be good candidates for the lobotomy procedure he thinks the more uppity and highly spirited ones need to calm them.

Miley Cyrus was one of the ones he feels could benefit from such a procedure, ha ha, I can’t believe the stuff I hear come out of his mouth half the time, I just shake my head in incredulity that he has such thoughts in the first place and is masturbating like a fiend while he has them. Takes all kinds I guess, we are here to have them share their far out thoughts and fantasies after all.

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I Could Just Eat You Up!

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I only have one caller into vore, and it’s bizarre to say the least. He talks about mommy spit roasting him and eating the meat off his bones. He actually has elaborate fantasies of a club for parents that the price of admission is their children, where they all go to the club and a vote is cast to see which one of the guests children will be the feast for the evening. They don’t know that their child will be chosen when they go for the evening, but there’s a chance. And they are taking it, since well, children are apparently just so yummy, especially basted with red wine sauce, they just can’t miss the chance, even if that means beloved little junior might be it.

The characters in his fantasy are all well developed, so he’s had this for years. How they don’t get caught from consuming all these kids I can’t imagine, that’s never mentioned, only the bones remain after such a feast, every bit of tissue is eaten off. Sometimes they are consumed alive, one limb at a time, other times the elaborate spit roast in front of a crowd of dozens of people all happy to see their dinner prepared in front of them. His fantasies also involve mommy son incest as well, the poor dinner subject usually loses it to mommy first, talk about a virgin sacrifice!

The dinner subject likes losing it to mommy, it’s the highlight of their young lives, little do they know that their lives are about to end shortly after they and mommy cum. It’s an interesting fantasy to be sure, mommy eating her own young, not an unheard of situation in nature, hamsters, rats, both have been known to eat their own young, seems so grisly really, but in his fantasies the kids are teens, people you will have loved and known and cared for for a good long time, only to sacrifice them for the ultimate meal. Very bizarre.

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Hello, Stranger

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Lots of women are sexually repressed. They fantasize and want sex, but try as they might they can’t get the kind of fulfillment they seek in a normal relationship. They have either been brought up in a strict background, perhaps a religious one and just can’t “let go” and enjoy sex. Many times women like this can have rape fantasies or stranger fantasies.

A fantasy about a stranger, or a one night stand sort of scenario is often because they can let go with someone they will never see again, there will be no consequences for their actions, they literally will never have to see this person and look them in the eye again. They can be their true passionate self and do the most debased things they dream about and will never have to have anyone know what a dirty girl they really are. The guy they see at the bar and go home with and have hot sex with never to be seen again. The guy they meet on vacation and have a fling with, that their friends and family will never know existed. These are the dream sexual encounters for some of these women with repressive natures.

Some only are attracted to men they know would never be approved by friends and family, so they only see those sorts away from home on a vacation. They have sexual needs they are afraid to have met on a regular basis at home for fear someone they know finds out about the real them and what they crave and desire. So fantasizing about a stranger or meeting with ones fleetingly that will have no real effect on their daily lives is appealing to these women living double lives.

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