Pussy Makeover

 

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Some guys are just happy to get a pussy, they aren’t particular about the look of it, shaved, unshaved, etc. Now there are pussy makeovers the self conscious woman can get, everything from genital cosmetics, imagine having to worry about putting make up on down there even in addition to ones face. To cosmetic gynocology, where ones with lopsided pussy lips that resemble an overstuffed roast beef sandwich can be carved into a much better looking version of what they have.

You’ll never have a perfect porn pussy, nature really only can make the best looking ones, but surgery can alter what you have. Some pussy lips are so big and floppy they actually can affect choices in swimsuits and workout clothes and underwear. There’s even genital jewelry that ones can get to add some sparkle to the coochie if they so desire. It used to be just being dressed and made up was enough, but now with everything from anal bleaching and pubic hair removal, grooming has gotten a lot more extensive these days.

Some guys prefer a hairy pussy, so there’s no need to impress those ones with jewelry, I don’t think genital jewelry would even work with hairy pussies, it would get caught up in the hair! I guess if it makes you feel better, more civilized and groomed, do all you can to dress it up to the nines. The cosmetics and jewelry adornment seems a bit much, but the shaving and in some cases anal bleaching I could see many would prefer. Let’s look our best at both our ends!

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Tickle, Tickle, Tickle!

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One of the things so many clients call up doing is using anal toys on themselves. Sometimes even their wives or girlfriends toys they have no clue their naughty, dirty men are putting their sex toys up their asses. One can only hope they clean them off afterwards, but knowing most men, I’m not banking on it.

Prostate massage is supposed to be the male equivalent of the female G spot orgasm, one so powerful that they can ejaculate without even touching their cocks. Must suck for ones that in later life have to get their prostate removed if they had powerful orgasms that way and that’s no longer an option. Not all women are going to be comfortable sliding their fingers up their man’s backsides even to give them pleasure. For some it’s just a no go zone and they do not want to go there. It’s incredible how many on the phone mention this and are doing something to stimulate themselves anally, usually without telling their partners because of it being a no go zone for many women.

It just seems medical, like giving an exam, and for many, ass anything is off limits, so the guys resort to toys when they masturbate, since their ladies are not going to give them a helping hand so to speak. Many toys are shaped just for this purpose to give that kind of orgasm, thought some men are nervous to get such toys for fear their wife or girlfriend finds them. If you have a willing partner though and they don’t mind, try it out and see if she can hit your internal pleasure zone, you just might like it!

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Woman’s Rape Fantasies

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The bodice ripper novel is a very old staple in literature. Most women will never want to actually be brutally, violently raped, but the type of fantasies some women have and many men as well, is one of reluctance, a “soft rape” as it were. Were the hero just takes what he wants, but the woman is purring and satisfied by the end and gives in. Like Scarlett O’Hara kicking and screaming as Rhett Butler carries her up the stairs.

A client this week is very into women’s romance novels, not something I think I ever heard a client admit to me, he has a collection of them even and loves this type of scenario where the leady is taken semi against her will, yet of course is satisfied by the end. His fantasies are much more female sounding than male, yet some males do enjoy that type of fantasy as well, and of course he’s the one doing it, not the woman being taken. Some women into rough sex might not call it rape, but they like to put up a struggle and have the man overtake them.

All “rape” fantasies are not from strangers in back alleys brandishing knives or a gun, most are featuring people we know we’d like to conquer us in some way and this is a normal and safe way to express it, via a fantasy or over the phone having a phone sex operator enact it verbally with you, to some it’s just another roleplay. Many good girl types cannot let go and need to have a man take charge so they are having it done against their will kind of thing. It gives them permission to have sex without giving their own consent to do so.

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Dildo Stool For You

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One of my regular callers that’s into woodworking has created not only his own dildo stool, but a dildo rocking horse. He added a detachable dildo he rides to the rocking horse that he rocks back and forth on. One of his fondest dreams is if I’d allow him to come to my home, he’s only a couple of hours away from me, and he could sit on the dildo stool as I take calls.

The things men concoct in their minds never ceases to amaze me, that this is his greatest fantasy, that and of course to have me use a strap on on him as well, and be a real life dominatrix to him. He sees real life Dommes and while that’s great he supports others in the adult entertainment industry other than just phone girls, I am however not a real time dominatrix and will never be seeing clients in this capacity. They can however dream…

Some men that are true submissives love to be used, abused and made to serve in ways some just don’t think of that would turn some men and women cold if they could hear the details of all the ways they like to serve, from whipping boy to human toilet, and I do me totally. Some wish to serve no matter how degrading, in fact for some, the more degrading the better and they even love to get into forced situations like forced bi, glory holes, everything you can imagine and things that you can’t.

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Listen To Us Fuck

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This has been a banner week for one that like being to be listened to. I’ve had several callers that just wanted me to listen to them with their partners. I had a couple call up fucking that wanted me to hear their sex sounds, and a bi couple call up that wanted me to listen to one as he got a blow job and I could hear their partner speaking in the background, I may have been on their speaker phone, not quite sure.

I understand the appeal of having ones listen to you, it can be sexy and you’re very aware of your sounds and don’t hold back. Some are terrified of being heard and go to great lengths to make sure they can’t be, others are so gung ho on the idea, they call up people and pay them to listen, it’s a strange world full of extremes. Porn in the background is quite common, but real, live sex acts going on to listen in on, not so much. It happens, just not too often, but it’s different when they call up. Some want directions as to the action, others won’t ask you to say a word, just listen.

People call up phone sex lines for many different reasons, they can prefer to keep it secret and solo, or share their naughtiness with the one on the other end of the phone. People have different motivations for calling, but listening into couples going at it is an unexpected thing for sure. This job isn’t boring, that’s for sure.

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