World of Sexual Fantasies

Small Penis Phone Sex

Posted on December 14, 2015 by Sharon

Do you have a tiny penis? It’s really more like a clitty, isn’t it? Does it make you feel good to be humiliated about it, even though you can’t change it and get embarrassed because you’re so inadequate? Well you’re in good company, there’s tons of men out there with little dicks that are total duds in the bedroom.

Small penis humiliation is one of the top fetishes around. I’m not quite sure if it’s because guys with smaller than average cocks just can’t get women so therefore they turn to phone sex since it’s the next best thing to real sex, or whether there’s so many men with small dicks in general, it’s just the statistical average calling. I’m thinking it’s more the former. Small penis humiliation is also intertwined with a couple of other fetishes as well, cuckold, since their women usually turn to other guys since they can’t sexually satisfy their women themselves.

While premature ejaculation isn’t a fetish really, many small penis guys are affected with this condition as well, but then lots of men are regardless of size. They are simply too lazy to train themselves out of it. Small penis callers are kind of a pitiful lot, and they like being called that. Some will even email pics prior to calls and have you berate their useless, pathetic appendages and tell them what worms they are, good for nothing but cleaning the cum out of their women’s pussies another man has deposited inside. Small penis phone sex, as close as your nearest phone!

Bigger, Blacker, Better

Posted on December 7, 2015 by Sharon

One of my long time clients is very much into BBC, big, black cock. He’s a smaller guy, only around 5’6, and is attracted to huge, hung, black guys over 6’4 and with cocks the size of forearms. He’s actually emailed me pics of some of these guys he’s played with. Some he’s paid, others he has gotten to play with him for free. Some of the dildos he uses are beyond huge and he said one took over four hours to get inside, it was over thirteen inches long.

Their cocks are as big around as a can of pop, not sure how anyone could accommodate such a monster, but some certainly look at it as a challenge to try. The size of some of these cocks is not to be believed, they should be in some freaks of nature website pictorial. He calls and goes on about how badly he wants them to stretch him open, even crying about it, the desire is so great. Sobbing because he doesn’t know if he can in fact take the big, black cock inside, but he will try.

Some men into BBC do not consider themselves gay, many would be classified as bi, since they also on occasion have sex with women, but most of them seem to also have very small penises. BBC porn is their staple, and their own inadequate cocks in comparison is enough to drive them to uncontrolled sobs of anguish. There seems to be a good number of BBC escorts out there to satisfy these men, and no shortage of ads on classifieds sites in the personals sections.

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WAM – Wet & Messy

Posted on November 30, 2015 by Sharon

When most people say they want to get down and dirty for sexy, they are meaning covered in cum, body juices, dirty that way. When ones into sploshing say it, they are meaning it in an entirely different way. WAM I learned this week, is short for wet and messy. Some guys love to get their gal covered in all sorts of messy foods. Seems simple and innocent enough. Get some pudding and bottles of chocolate syrup and honey and you’re good to go.

Apparently some quicksand fetish guys are also into sploshing, must be the same idea of being covered in goo, all over, messy and sticky and just about as dirty as one could possibly get. I’ve only ever had a couple of sploshing callers, into tossing pies at women, but it is an interesting fetish. Seems a waste of food, but otherwise one of the better fetishes I would not mind participating in. I can even recall as a child wanting a pie tossed in my face like in The Three Stooges! A caller once said he wanted baked beans poured down his pants and I laughed and thought I’d pour them down your pants, right off the stove!

Food is a thing of comfort, and the foods are always messy that are involved in this fetish, ones don’t fantasize about tossing bacon and blueberries at people, it’s custards, pies, puddings, bowls of oatmeal and whipped cream, messy, gooey things. As long as they were prepared to do the cleanup, I’d be happy to have them pour or toss food on me, there’s far worse things ones could be into.

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Pussy Makeover

Posted on November 23, 2015 by Sharon

Some guys are just happy to get a pussy, they aren’t particular about the look of it, shaved, unshaved, etc. Now there are pussy makeovers the self conscious woman can get, everything from genital cosmetics, imagine having to worry about putting make up on down there even in addition to ones face. To cosmetic gynocology, where ones with lopsided pussy lips that resemble an overstuffed roast beef sandwich can be carved into a much better looking version of what they have.

You’ll never have a perfect porn pussy, nature really only can make the best looking ones, but surgery can alter what you have. Some pussy lips are so big and floppy they actually can affect choices in swimsuits and workout clothes and underwear. There’s even genital jewelry that ones can get to add some sparkle to the coochie if they so desire. It used to be just being dressed and made up was enough, but now with everything from anal bleaching and pubic hair removal, grooming has gotten a lot more extensive these days.

Some guys prefer a hairy pussy, so there’s no need to impress those ones with jewelry, I don’t think genital jewelry would even work with hairy pussies, it would get caught up in the hair! I guess if it makes you feel better, more civilized and groomed, do all you can to dress it up to the nines. The cosmetics and jewelry adornment seems a bit much, but the shaving and in some cases anal bleaching I could see many would prefer. Let’s look our best at both our ends!

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Tickle, Tickle, Tickle!

Posted on November 16, 2015 by Sharon

One of the things so many clients call up doing is using anal toys on themselves. Sometimes even their wives or girlfriends toys they have no clue their naughty, dirty men are putting their sex toys up their asses. One can only hope they clean them off afterwards, but knowing most men, I’m not banking on it.

Prostate massage is supposed to be the male equivalent of the female G spot orgasm, one so powerful that they can ejaculate without even touching their cocks. Must suck for ones that in later life have to get their prostate removed if they had powerful orgasms that way and that’s no longer an option. Not all women are going to be comfortable sliding their fingers up their man’s backsides even to give them pleasure. For some it’s just a no go zone and they do not want to go there. It’s incredible how many on the phone mention this and are doing something to stimulate themselves anally, usually without telling their partners because of it being a no go zone for many women.

It just seems medical, like giving an exam, and for many, ass anything is off limits, so the guys resort to toys when they masturbate, since their ladies are not going to give them a helping hand so to speak. Many toys are shaped just for this purpose to give that kind of orgasm, thought some men are nervous to get such toys for fear their wife or girlfriend finds them. If you have a willing partner though and they don’t mind, try it out and see if she can hit your internal pleasure zone, you just might like it!