In A Perfect World…..

I would wager to say most guys have at some point tried sucking their own dick. It’s just something most try. But by the same token, I’d say very, very few women could even contemplate licking their own pussies. The only ones that could even attempt such a thing would be the thinnest of the thin contortionists or limber gymnasts.

If sucking their own cock seems unlikely, and I’ve read less than 1% can even do that, I can imagine the percentage for women going down on themselves is even slimmer. Very few are slim enough and it’s not common to be anywhere near as flexible as would be required for such a feat.

Imagine being able to though. Hey, I have to admit, even I would likely be having such fun with myself if I could. I’m clean, I’m shaved, why the hell not? I’d give it a go and probably like it a good deal! I can recall on a business call a couple of years ago laughing hysterically when I said something a bit incorrectly.

A client asked me if I had ever tasted my own juices. I quickly replied, “Oh yes, I’ve licked my own cunt after masturbating.” It took me about two seconds to realize I should have said fingers instead of cunt, then I got a mental picture of what I said and I started to laugh and couldn’t stop, gasping out I wasn’t a contortionist, but I’d broken his mood by laughing and he hung up, but it was very funny!

 

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Going Postal

Have you ever thought about the mail lady? Thought about how tired her feet might be after daily rounds of walking all over with her heavy bag of envelopes and parcels? “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”

Oh, these workers are in need of some release…..Some sexual release. Day after day of walking the same routes, going up the same walkways, fending off the same dogs. Think how cute they look in their shorts in the summer wiggling their little butts as they know you are watching them with the curtains pulled back slightly as they go on about their rounds.

I bet you’ve thought of being there to greet them one day as they come up the path, haven’t you….Cool drink of iced tea for them in hand, ask them to come in and rest their tired feet for a moment and have a cool drink to refresh themselves.

Little do they realize once they are in the door, you will be removing their sensible walking shoes, shorts and button up top and be down on your knees worshipping their pussy with your eager tongue and then punishing it with your cock.

Lapping up their juices with your face buried between their legs and giving them a handful of screaming, window pane rattling orgasms before going back out to finish their route. I think they will enjoy making deliveries to your home from now on…..

 

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Hey Big Spender

Some women have the prostitution fantasy. That their charms are so in demand that men are literally willing to pay for their time. I can understand the appeal of this. Ordinary boyfriends often take us for granted and whatnot, someone that literally is willing to pay for us will likely pay us full attention while we are in their company.

Especially for women that have had creep boyfriends, the thought of being paid for our companionship can be very appealing. Makes you feel desired in an unusual way I would imagine.

One the movies that so drives this fantasy is of course “Pretty Woman”. A modern Cinderella tale that is on so many women’s favorite movies list, mine included. It just is a wonderful story. But I can well imagine most clients of prostitutes are by no means like Richard Gere. I’m sure a lot are quite icky.

Maybe the highest paid escorts get a better clientele, but I’m sure these are still not matinee idol material we would be fantasizing about in real life for sure. But I guess a hooker is thinking of the money and as long as they are clean and not mean, then you put up with them.

I feel flattered when some clients call me for long calls and spend a lot of money to talk to me. I mentioned this to my mom once and she was quick to point out they are spending money on themselves, not me…..Oh well, so much for fantasy.

 

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A Cut Above……

Ok, so years ago I had wild fantasies about this gorgeous Italian male hairdresser. He might have been gay, I don’t know! But he was very sexy to me and I wanted him very badly. I used to think of all sorts of things I would do to him, and him to me.

I imagined booking his last appointment of the day so he wouldn’t need to rush onto the next client, and I used to wear low cut tops so he couldn’t help but peer down into my ample cleavage and ravish me right there at the shampoo sink. I’d think of his fingers doing an erotic scalp massage, (is that even possible!?) and then going lower, lower, lower, until he’d make my nipples hard as he rubbed my breasts through the blouse I was wearing and then of course he would sit in the haircutting chair and I would ride his magnificent cock as we watched our reflections in the multitude of mirrors that were on both sides of the wall, creating an optical illusion there were countless ones of us making love.

I’d imagine sucking his glorious cock on my knees as he sat in the chair and ran his fingers through my long hair that went half way down my back. (Ok, his hair ran half way down his back too..) I so wanted this sexy man, you have no idea, but it keeps coming to me he might have been playing for the other team so to speak. I couldn’t ask, he didn’t offer, so I just continued to throw myself at this man until he moved away nearly a year later. Such wicked, seductive thoughts I had about this man for years afterwards. Fantasizing about him and how much I wanted to touch every inch of him and bring him to heights of pleasure he’d never known before……

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Watch Me……

A top fantasy for many men is watching a lady masturbate. I talk to guys all the time who really love watching a woman touch herself and bring herself to orgasm, often as they are doing the same thing close by.

They complain a lot of women are just too shy or self conscience to do this with an audience, even if it’s just an audience of one. You have to really feel comfortable with someone to let yourself go like this. It can be a very vulnerable moment and make it even more difficult to orgasm knowing you’re being watched.

I’d think it would be more arousing to have them reach out and do the touching, but many want to watch them stroke their pussy, rub their clit, even use toys and insert them and cum over and over as they stare hungrily over at this all going on an arms reach away. It can be so tantalizing for them to witness an act of self pleasure on the woman’s behalf.

They also love the idea of watching a woman lick her own juices off of her fingers. They want to watch and masturbate themselves as they watch this all unfold right across from them.

And of course almost, if not even more exciting is when they get the chance to watch a woman that isn’t aware she’s being watched. To view such a personal act in secret and spy on someone that doesn’t know they are being watched can be extraordinarily exciting. To be hidden in the shadows and watch like that. There are some very naughty boys out there!

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