A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet…….

 

Who among us hasn’t fantasized about smelling like a flower down under? They call it our flower, we get deflowered, yet sad to say *gulp*, many women’s flowers are no bouquet by any means….If you expect a guy to go downtown shall we say, there’s things that can and should be done for preparation. A shower is a given. I’d also recommend a total shave or waxing if you can stand the pain. But also try and watch your diet for a few days before the big date.

I had heard the old pineapple juice makes you taste sweeter thing, but imagine my surprise when I was looking online for vitamins and noticed something I’d never seen or even knew existed. There was a powder, like a protein powder thing you add a scoop to your daily water or juice. It was in two formulations, one for men and one for women, and it’s sole purpose was to make your secretions taste sweeter for the purpose of oral sex.

Vegetarians are supposed to have the best tasting spunk. And if you’re a drinker or smoker, you may be making your gal gag with a mouthful of your jizz. Granted, I doubt most guys would ever give it a second thought or care in the slightest, they’d be too wrapped up in their own pleasure to care I am betting. But if you want your partner to have the best possible experience, amp up the fruits, cut out the smoke, and get well hydrated.

I have laughed so many times when I see these ads in my spam email to increase your sperm volume with supplements. Do guys really think we want a BIGGER mouthful? Really??? They must see themselves as would be porn stars that it’s a good thing to be able to shoots 12 ropes of cum. Please….

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