One Night Stand

A lot of guys love the fantasy of a one night stand. They love the reality even more. How many times on dating sites do I get messages asking am I interested in NSA, dating site lingo for “No Strings Attached” sex. Uh, no, not into boffing strangers, sorry. But many guys are. Or the “DTF” message. Short for “Down To Fuck”, my such eloquence, Shakespeare would no doubt be proud.

No, I’m not down to fuck, sorry to burst your bubble, boys. The thought of a no commitment, once your done you’re out the door, hit and run sex is what many guys aspire to. I’ve always been of the mindset if it’s good and enjoyable for both people, why would you not want to repeat it? Good things are worth repeating in my books. If it was good, I’d be after them for more, which is of course the opposite of no commitment, some guys want a fuck buddy, a friend with benefits, but many are one and they’re done.

One night stands seemed to become more popular in the 1970’s when clubs and bars grew in popularity and you’d be meeting strangers every time you went to the bar, and maybe you wouldn’t meet them again. For men a one night stand isn’t so much of a danger, but for women, it can be. The novel and movie from the 1970’s, “Looking For Mr. Goodbar” is a scary tale of a woman that had a string of one night stands and got murdered. It’s a scary world out there people.

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A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet…….

 

Who among us hasn’t fantasized about smelling like a flower down under? They call it our flower, we get deflowered, yet sad to say *gulp*, many women’s flowers are no bouquet by any means….If you expect a guy to go downtown shall we say, there’s things that can and should be done for preparation. A shower is a given. I’d also recommend a total shave or waxing if you can stand the pain. But also try and watch your diet for a few days before the big date.

I had heard the old pineapple juice makes you taste sweeter thing, but imagine my surprise when I was looking online for vitamins and noticed something I’d never seen or even knew existed. There was a powder, like a protein powder thing you add a scoop to your daily water or juice. It was in two formulations, one for men and one for women, and it’s sole purpose was to make your secretions taste sweeter for the purpose of oral sex.

Vegetarians are supposed to have the best tasting spunk. And if you’re a drinker or smoker, you may be making your gal gag with a mouthful of your jizz. Granted, I doubt most guys would ever give it a second thought or care in the slightest, they’d be too wrapped up in their own pleasure to care I am betting. But if you want your partner to have the best possible experience, amp up the fruits, cut out the smoke, and get well hydrated.

I have laughed so many times when I see these ads in my spam email to increase your sperm volume with supplements. Do guys really think we want a BIGGER mouthful? Really??? They must see themselves as would be porn stars that it’s a good thing to be able to shoots 12 ropes of cum. Please….

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Cuckold

So many guys have cuckold fantasies. They often have tiny, fairly useless cocks themselves and wish for their women to at least get some pleasure somewhere, but they want to watch as said pleasure takes place.

One called the other night that wanted to watch, but he didn’t want the young man fucking his wife to find out, so he was going to be sitting in the closet and watching through the slats in closet door as his wife was made love to by the much younger, much more well hung young guy.

He watched her get eaten out, suck on the young dick and then get fucked and filled up with load after load of that young cum as he stroked away in the closet watching.

After the young guy was satisfied and left, he crept out of the closet and licked her pussy clean of every drop of the young spunk. He then fucked her silly with his smaller cock, that was then getting slick with the other guys cum that remained deep inside of his wife’s cunt. He loved the slippery feeling of the other guys cum in her pussy coating his own dick.

He then came inside of her and licked out his own cum as well and asked her to describe every feeling she had as the younger guy fucked her, and she whispered in his ear how good it felt to be spread open by his eager, young cock and how hard he pounded her with thrust after thrust inside, knowing hubby was viewing it all from the closet.

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Show And Tell

 

The fantasy of being watched can be quite exciting. I recall a funny line from one of my favorite movies, “Pretty Woman”, Julia Roberts friend on the movie says to an older man and his shocked wife, “$50 bucks grandpa, for $75 the wife can watch.”

I can’t even tell you the number of guys I chat with that are total exibitionists, they think all women want to watch them masturbate on cam. They can’t even conceive of the fact that women, not all women anyway, want or are interested in watching.

I lose out on business since I will not watch guys on cam during business calls, but I don’t want to see it, so I don’t do it.

Guys love to watch girls play with themselves. They get hard very quickly and love to stroke along side of the naughty gals. Some naughty girls have masturbated on balconies or in cars in full view of others, since they are hoping ones will see what’s going on.

One guy I used to talk to would masturbate in his chair in front of the open window, which was right on the sidewalk almost, he was always hoping some lady would pass on by during an after dinner walk and cast her eyes his way and see what was going on.

Another man tells me about the neighbor across from his house where their bedroom windows look over at each others, and how she gets out of the shower and knows he’s watching her get dressed and masturbating on her bed. He said she even does little dances for him. Naughty exhibitionists and voyeurs.

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Mrs. Robinson

Many men have the older woman fantasy. In the 60’s, it was the movie The Graduate that first brought cougars into the view of the world. Now if someone says, “She’s a Mrs. Robinson,” you know what they mean, a cougar.

The friend of the mom or the mom of a friend, both have been objects of lust for decades. With women treating themselves to better grooming these days, women are looking far better for far longer periods of times than they used to in the past. It used to be once a woman was past 30 she was old. Now, they haven’t even hit their stride yet.

It was always such a double standard for it to be acceptable that an older man would marry a woman young enough to be his daughter, but a scandal if a woman was involved with a man young enough to be their son. It was just looked down upon in general, and it’s so absurd.

I can think of a line from my favorite Johnny Depp movie, Don Juan DeMarco about a young woman that was being forced to marry a man of 50, the line in the movie said she’d be better served by two men of 25, I totally relate!

I too enjoy younger men and am a cougar, a bit young by some to be considered a full fledged cougar, but I do appreciate the energy and better looks and sounds a young man has to offer. I don’t want a man my own age, let alone older!

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