Here Comes The Bride?

Now here’s a fantasy (I hope that’s all it is), that I heard tonight. A client said maybe we should be getting married. I’m serious. He even asked my engagement ring finger size if you can believe it. I’m afraid to see what will be at the P.O. Box address next…..Gift cards I welcome, engagement rings? Uh, NOT SO MUCH!

This man is married already, very sweet and generous to me, but to consider ditching his wife for a woman he’s never met face to face, I cannot even contemplate what drives one to such thoughts. Yes, I get that he likes me. I genuinely like him as well, but I’m not even contemplating walking down the aisle with a besotted client. I try and persuade him he’s married already and that I can be his secret phone mistress, that’s got an exciting ring to it, doesn’t it? Well, I guess in his mind it pales to actual marriage to his idealized girl.

Fantasy is one thing, please accept these calls are fantasy, gentlemen. I know most are not even entertaining the thoughts of making their phone girls their brides, but it concerns me fantasy is so real for some. Many have pipedreams of actual meetings, but marriage????? Really??? Oh wow, I can’t even get my mind in that place.

I do not lead anyone on, that would be cruel, but I try and turn things to a more realistic view, I’m here to help you with your fantasies, your masturbating, I’m pleased to be a part of it and help you out and make your day a bit more exciting, but let’s not make more out of it than it is. I appreciate these guys, they are my bread and butter, so I try not to disparage. Obviously if they are so focused on something so unrealistic, they have very enriched fantasy lives.

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