Give Me An “M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N R-O-C-K-S!”

Posted on September 17, 2012 by Sharon

One of the guys I chat with, his biggest fantasy is to have professional cheerleaders watch him masturbate. He is quite into celebrities in general and also lady newscasters, but professional cheerleaders really get him going.

He goes to games and fan events in the hopes of getting his picture taken with some of them and he of course always has in the back of his mind he will maybe get the chance to convince one to date him or at the very least perform for her and a few of her friends. Bring them back to his place and jerk off to them as his own personal audience.

He’s proven to be a bit of a pest with some of them and gotten himself banned from following their twitter accounts. He’s amusing. He likes to think of them cheering him on as he jerks off, surrounding him wearing their cheerleading outfits and using their pom poms and getting him to cum as they cheer around him.

He gets his fantasies out by writing erotic fiction stories featuring them and posting them online for other fans to read. Fan fiction celebrity stories are popular among ones with celebrity obsessions and fantasies, it gives them an outlet to think about the stars in a sexual manner if the stars don’t make movies with sex scenes in them, it fleshes out their sexual ideal and adds to their masturbatory fantasies. And of course for newscaster and cheerleaders, they don’t act in movies, so they don’t get to see them in any movies acting sexually, only as their real selves at their respective jobs.

 

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Slutty Slumber Party

Posted on September 10, 2012 by Sharon

When you were younger, did you ever have a thing for a mom of one of your friends? Well gals can have the same thoughts, about the dads of their friends.

Years ago in my teens a group of girlfriends were having a slumber party at one of our houses and there were five or six of us attending. I recall in the middle of the night getting up to go to the bathroom and as the other girls were asleep and I went out to the hall towards the bathroom I heard something coming from downstairs and went to see what the muffled noises were.

I leaned over the banister and looked downstairs and saw the father of the girl hosting the slumber party laid out in a reclining chair and one of the friends riding his cock. They were trying to be quiet, but I could see them from the moonlight coming through the window and hear their heavy breathing. I stood there and watched them for around 10 minutes before I was afraid they’d see me watching, or someone from the room I left would wake and find me missing and come looking for me.

I was so horny watching them I went into the bathroom and quickly masturbated before getting back to the room with the other sleeping girls in it. About 20 minutes later the girl that had been playing downstairs returned. I never said a word. But I thought about it many times afterwards.

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You’re Going To Pay

Posted on September 3, 2012 by Sharon

One of my clients into financial domination fantasies likes me to only allow him to cum when he pays for the privilege, which I am all for! If he texts me, I get to run a tip, if he emails me for permission, I also get to run a charge for a tip. And when he calls, oh boy, it’s payday!

Not only does he have to pay for a call, but tips before, during and after and he lets me pick the amount and not to tell him until I have already run the charge. He likes giving me total power, and I like it too. He even tells me I’m too easy on him and could have taken more after the fact! But worried about seeming greedy, I try to keep it in the realm of reason, apparently I could take advantage a lot more than I have been doing though, so I guess I’d best take it up a notch the next time he calls.

His fantasies of only being able to cum after he pays are a wonderful thing. But he also views sex as a commodity, I’ve wondered what his wife must get for putting out, I think they are quite well off. He’s offered me money for a real life tryst many times, he thinks because I talk sexy, that that means there’s a price that can be matched for real life encounters. Not so. I am not a whore and do not take kindly to his way of thinking in this area, guess I’ll have to make him pay extra the next time he dares bring it up!

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Lady Newscaster Reports Outbreak Of Tiny Dick Losers!

Posted on August 27, 2012 by Sharon

Oh I heard a funny fantasy this week. This guy has called before and has some sort of newscaster fantasy. I’ve spoken to a few others that had a thing for the lady news anchors before, but the news this one was reporting was hilarious to say the very least.

“And in tonight’s news, there’s an outbreak of tiny dicked losers burning up the phone lines across North America, all but taxing the phone sex lines with their unrelenting requests for small penis humiliation. There’s never been so many calling up phone sex operators as there is tonight, ladies and gentlemen. It must be a full moon out tonight.”

“Small cocks in one hand and their phones in the other, the chat lines and phone sex companies can barely keep up with the deluge of calls from men with small members that for some reason felt the urge tonight to call up and masturbate. The streets are nearly empty and the phone carriers are having a difficult time keeping up with demands as the lines are seeing unprecedented numbers calling.”

Imagine if such a broadcast were true for a moment. It would be so bizarre yet comical. The people would be howling with laughter as they watched such an event spoken of on television. And all of a sudden you notice-where’s dad? Where’s your boyfriend? Why, they’ve locked themselves up in their room, and the phone is gone too! They are on the phone getting small penis humiliation just like the rest of the North American males that evening! What on earth is going on!? I tell you the imagination and creativity of this job never ceases to amaze me, getting a glimpse into the minds of horny men is an interesting view if nothing else.

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Now THAT’S Customer Service!

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Sharon

There was a fun fantasy call I had this week. Most are so silly or uninteresting, but I really enjoyed this one.

A man wanted me to play an unhappy customer calling a customer service representative to complain about the sex toy that I recently bought and was unable to make myself orgasm with. I no longer had the receipt, was embarrassed to take it back to the store anyway, so was calling the toll free number on the back of the box it had come in. I was the last call of the day, and the other representatives at the call center had gone home.

He began asking me in graphic detail what I had done with the toy, had I read the instructions, was I relaxed when I attempted to use it, etc. He then said while it was normally not encouraged for representatives to do this, he was convinced that with the proper instructions I could indeed get enjoyment from the toy. I replied it was a fairly expensive toy, and I didn’t want to just waste the money I’d paid for it, so I was willing to go along and see if I could get it to work as promised.

He then began to talk me through using it exactly as described, and what do you know, it did feel good the way he instructed me to use it, and of course as I was using it and following his directions, he was masturbating along with me as my cries of pleasure aroused him to the point where he couldn’t not join in and cum with me. At the end of the call he had turned around an unhappy customer to a very pleased one. Now that’s some customer service!

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