Lady Newscaster Reports Outbreak Of Tiny Dick Losers!

Oh I heard a funny fantasy this week. This guy has called before and has some sort of newscaster fantasy. I’ve spoken to a few others that had a thing for the lady news anchors before, but the news this one was reporting was hilarious to say the very least.

“And in tonight’s news, there’s an outbreak of tiny dicked losers burning up the phone lines across North America, all but taxing the phone sex lines with their unrelenting requests for small penis humiliation. There’s never been so many calling up phone sex operators as there is tonight, ladies and gentlemen. It must be a full moon out tonight.”

“Small cocks in one hand and their phones in the other, the chat lines and phone sex companies can barely keep up with the deluge of calls from men with small members that for some reason felt the urge tonight to call up and masturbate. The streets are nearly empty and the phone carriers are having a difficult time keeping up with demands as the lines are seeing unprecedented numbers calling.”

Imagine if such a broadcast were true for a moment. It would be so bizarre yet comical. The people would be howling with laughter as they watched such an event spoken of on television. And all of a sudden you notice-where’s dad? Where’s your boyfriend? Why, they’ve locked themselves up in their room, and the phone is gone too! They are on the phone getting small penis humiliation just like the rest of the North American males that evening! What on earth is going on!? I tell you the imagination and creativity of this job never ceases to amaze me, getting a glimpse into the minds of horny men is an interesting view if nothing else.

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Now THAT’S Customer Service!

There was a fun fantasy call I had this week. Most are so silly or uninteresting, but I really enjoyed this one.

A man wanted me to play an unhappy customer calling a customer service representative to complain about the sex toy that I recently bought and was unable to make myself orgasm with. I no longer had the receipt, was embarrassed to take it back to the store anyway, so was calling the toll free number on the back of the box it had come in. I was the last call of the day, and the other representatives at the call center had gone home.

He began asking me in graphic detail what I had done with the toy, had I read the instructions, was I relaxed when I attempted to use it, etc. He then said while it was normally not encouraged for representatives to do this, he was convinced that with the proper instructions I could indeed get enjoyment from the toy. I replied it was a fairly expensive toy, and I didn’t want to just waste the money I’d paid for it, so I was willing to go along and see if I could get it to work as promised.

He then began to talk me through using it exactly as described, and what do you know, it did feel good the way he instructed me to use it, and of course as I was using it and following his directions, he was masturbating along with me as my cries of pleasure aroused him to the point where he couldn’t not join in and cum with me. At the end of the call he had turned around an unhappy customer to a very pleased one. Now that’s some customer service!

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Tranny Fantasy

A man I was talking to was telling me about his recent trip to a tranny escort. He had a wonderful time with them and was calling to tell me all about his evening of passion with one and wanting to know if I thought he was gay or bi now that he’d sucked off another guy or if I thought he was just experimenting.

It was important for him to have someone to tell, to confess to about his experience. I do get men telling me all sorts of secrets they cannot tell anyone else, and in a way I feel honored they are entrusting me with such private info they have never shared with anyone else on this earth.

One told me about his threesome with 2 trannies that he hired, and that got this guy going and wanting to try the same thing. His tranny fantasies are going into overdrive now that he’s had his first real sexual experience with one. Blow jobs, fucking, he is obsessed with trannies now and wants to arrange more dates with them.

He couldn’t stop talking about the cock in his mouth, and how he’d dreamt of doing it for years, and that he can’t wait to do it again. And even though he’d used a toy on himself many times, it didn’t even compare to the real thing and how much it pleasured him to finally have what he’s been wanting all these years. Yes, years. He has been dreaming of trannies for such a long time, but for some reason just didn’t have the nerve to go through with it until just the other night. I told him to keep me posted on his tranny adventures.

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Pantyhose Fantasy

Many guys out there are having serious pantyhose fantasies. I have one caller that we talk about different types of pantyhose and bras, but mostly the hose. He’s quite interested in women’s selections of nude pantyhose, versus reinforced toe, and the benefits of one over the other. I have never had such indepth discussions over different styles of pantyhose before in my entire life.

He’s also interested in my girlfriends selections of hosiery, and why they choose the styles they do as well. I don’t quite know what to say, I’ve never really discussed pantyhose with anyone. He wants to know if I’d wear a style I wasn’t happy with to please my man. Well, if it was as a bedroom costume type of thing I wouldn’t be wearing for long, sure, I would go along with it, no harm really, but as a permanent wardrobe choice I’d be wearing on a full time basis, no, I wouldn’t be wearing anything uncomfortable to please anyone for more than a short length of time.

There are certainly many types of pantyhose out there, different colors, thicknesses, his beloved reinforced toes and some even have reinforced heels, so he’s got to be happy with some of them for sure. He’s an admirer of them, doesn’t really talk about having sex while wearing them or anything, just the fashion aspect of them. I always felt I’ve had some revealing conversation about pantyhose after I speak to this man, learning something new about hosiery that I didn’t before.

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All Tied Up And No Place To Go

A man called the other night with kind of an odd fantasy. A bit of a reverse cuckold, if that’s even a term. He wanted to talk about me tying up his girlfriend to a rocking chair and then dragging it over to the end of the bed and having us fuck for hours in front of her, and of course since she was tied, there was nothing she could do. And as she was gagged, she couldn’t say anything either.

He wanted me to be looking in her eyes as he fucked me and she struggled in the chair, helpless to stop me fucking her boyfriend right there in front of her. He wanted me to lean over the chair with my hands on her upper thighs as he fucked me from behind, me lurching towards her with every thrust he gave, and her squirming in the chair and trying to speak, but of course not being able to with the ball gag in her mouth.

He loved the idea of us doing everything possible in front of her. From us going down on each other, to him fucking my pussy and ass and him cumming inside of me and her being forced to sit there and watch totally helpless and tied. Powerless to do a thing about it.

She wouldn’t be untied until we were finished cumming as many times as we were able to, him ignoring her entirely, and me staring her in the eye as I got fucked senseless by her devoted boyfriend.

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