Is Having A Tighter Pussy Only A Fantasy?

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Is the idea of a tight, really tight pussy just a fantasy? Well let’s hope not! The vagina IS a muscle, and muscles can be exercised and toned. The idea of creating a tighter pussy has been around for centuries. This is mainly a concern for women who have given birth vaginally, but seeing as most women do, hence the widespread desire for exercises and devices that can make this a reality.

Ben wa balls have been around for ages, starting off with the larger ones and decreasing in the downwardly graduated sizes to work those internal muscles and have them as toned as they possibly can be. I can’t imagine this since I have had no kids, but I can well imagine how after squeezing something the size of a watermelon out something the size of a lemon, that things are a little, or a lot, looser than before you had this baby. Some seem to snap back to pre baby levels and brag about it.

One lady I know brags about how she’s “as tight as a 16 year old”, her boyfriend was the one that said this little gem of a line, even though she’s in her 60’s and has had one child. She had been told all along she’d likely need a C section since her vaginal canal was smaller than average, but she did give birth vaginally and soon snapped back to her former tightness, so sadly everyone isn’t that tight, but for ones that are not, they can do kegal exercises and I know there are devices used to increase tightness, not unlike the one parodied in the video here. And if you’ve really been stretched beyond any exercises, there is always vaginal reguvenation surgury as a last resort.

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Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

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A man recently told me about a fantasy of his where he was going to best his opponent in a boxing match-by fucking the opponents wife the night before the match. Now apparently I guess most sports coaches tell their players to avoid sex for the night before or even weeks to avoid sapping their strength. The night before I can understand, but more is just ridiculous.

So he figured even though this would take away his physical edge, the mental emotional one his opponent would lose would be greater and he’d win the fight and have gotten to sleep with the opponents wife. Interesting concept to be sure. Men always want to get one over on their peers and competition, and what better way than to sleep with the competitions woman and play mind games with them? Some guys might get so jealous though that they’d go after them in a rage, the whole thing is fairly bizarre really, I never heard of a fantasy like it before.

Men are competitive by nature, the leader of the pack, the alpha male that strives to best the other males, the weaker following ones that are too weak to be alpha male themselves. What better way to say “I’m the boss!” than by taking their woman and making her and marking her as your territory? Men that love to spray their cum all over a woman, that’s so a territory marking behavior, like a dog urinating on a lamp post. What’s next, peeing all in a circle around your property? Silly men….women are so above these sorts of behaviors.

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Dirty Little Secret

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So many of us have secrets, but some of the things I hear on the phone never cease to amaze me, especially ones who keep these things from their wives or girlfriends. A man called today and was telling me about this secret of his, he’s seeing another guy and feels guilty about it since he’s married. I assumed it was something new, so I asked how long has this been going on for. Five years! Five! I was a bit surprised.

I said well, if it’s been going on this long and everyone is being monogamous, why end it, enjoy it. You’re obviously not getting what you need from wifey, so keep on seeing your boyfriend. I feel badly for some of these guys, I really do, but this living in the prisons of their own making bit gets a bit frustrating. They won’t leave. It’s like you let the cage door open for the canary and they won’t fly out. It’s been too long in lockdown, they are paralyzed in fear to do anything, like a deer in the headlights.

I know several callers that have guy friends on the side and their wives are totally clueless about the entire matter. People many times have a desire to have something on the side that’s just for them, and especially if their partner is cold and unaffectionate, I don’t blame them at all. I do think monogamy is not the natural state of being. For some I guess they want that, but others will always have the wandering eye and need more than one can give, even if just for the sake of variety. Some say they get adequate amounts of sex from a partner, they just want more variety. Just the way it is….

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Sister And Mommy Playtime

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Incest with sister isn’t that common for call fantasies I get, but once in a while I do get them. One that has been calling likes not only sister incest, but mommy as well, and at the same time. He likes the idea of both of them pleasuring him at the same time, and mommy watching him fuck his little sister. I have heard every kind of incest, well except brother on brother, I must admit I have yet to get a call like that.

Someone I chat with though is an identical twin and claims to have been in a threesome with his brother, though there was supposedly no involvement between them, just them sharing a woman and pleasing her. You name it, someone out there is fantasizing about it, but sister/mommy guy has been calling fairly frequently, so I’ve been thinking of him and the fact he wants both of them to pleasure him in every way possible. Not sure where daddy is, no mention of him in these scenarios, but he seems to like to be the center of their world and attentions.

Mommy and sister sucking him off together, and then mommy watching him fuck young teen sister as she coaches him and eggs him on. He loves mommy seeing him fuck and masturbate and helping him to cum. So many men love to dominate mommy, I guess she dominated him for enough years, and now it’s his turn to have the control and make mommy cum all over his cock and treat him like a man, not  a little boy. I do wear therapist hat too much in all likelihood, but it’s just my nature to try and understand.

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Super Orgasms From Superheroes

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Perhaps the latest offering to the movie going public of “Superman” has fueled the latest fantasy I have heard about. A man called last night with talk of Superman and a kryptonite cock ring. How they come up with these things, I will never know. I very well might be afraid to find out…I see enough into the abyss of their dark, perverted minds as it is! Well, the lady that had poor Superman in her bed with a kryptonite cock ring would indeed have him at her mercy.

I’d think Superman would indeed be a more than proficient lover, he’d never have stamina issues, and lord, imagine that tongue flickering a mile a minute! OMG!!!!!!! I’d think Lois Lane would be a very happy lady in the bedroom for sure. He could just keep going and going and going, no ten women would be able to keep up with him. Superman really would be ideal in many ways, but not many of us mere mortals could satisfy him. I must admit, one of my strongest and longest childhood crushes was indeed on Christopher Reeve, the one I will always think of as Superman, no matter how many remakes they make. I had my bedroom walls covered in Superman posters, and kissed one of them frequently. Ahh, the innocence of childhood.

Imagine how many orgasms a superhero could give you, and yet it’s always mortals in the movies that fall in love with them, not other superheroes. I’d think the kryptonite cock ring would weaken the poor man, but I think the man that came up with this had the idea more that he’d be under their control with it, a way to have your power over Superman. It is indeed an interesting idea to be sure. Until then let’s all fight for truth, justice and the American way…

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