Bitch Fight

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Women wrestling and fighting is very arousing to some callers. They can have elaborate fantasies about either their girlfriends or wives getting into tussles with other women as they watch. One calls and has me discuss lengthy scenarios about his wife and the other ladies from their neighborhood that are in constant competition with one another, and their other girlfriends and the ex girlfriends of their husbands.

Comparisons to cars, breast size, husbands dick size, everything is a game of one upsmanship with this group of women he likes to talk about when he calls up. It’s odd to hear a grown man talk about woman getting down and dirty and pulling hair, he even loves hearing me make cat fight sounds, I feel ridiculous making them, but he moans with pleasure when I do! Harmless enough, and silly really, but there’s worse kinds of fantasies that men could have I guess. I guess as some women would like to see two men fighting over them and vying for their affections, so too would some men enjoy seeing women fight over them, or just fighting each other for the sake of fighting.

I recall one mentioning how he wanted to see two women in a wrestling match and how they were going to try and stick their tongues into each others bikini bottoms they were wearing for the fight. That would be quite the spectacle to be sure!Wrestling combined with girl on girl cunnilingus, now that sport I can see guys lining up to pay for and see!

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Happy Halloween!

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With Halloween upon us yet again, many are going out to parties dressed up. I used to love getting dressed up as a child, but don’t have any parties to go to as an adult. Some perhaps in the same boat may wish to have a “private Halloween” celebration for their loved one in a sexy costume that perhaps can be the basis for some fun and exciting roleplay themed sex.

The lovely costume pictured, perhaps you might be the harem girl abducted by the ruthless Sultan that has set his sights on you and ordered you captured and brought to him, and you have to do whatever he wishes, it is his country of course, he is the ruler and can order anything be done to you if you don’t fulfill his every single sexual desire! I think you’ll be pleased to serve your Master and ruler, won’t you now…..

Costumes and lingerie can add an extra element of excitement to our fantasies and bring them to a whole new level of reality than just the roleplaying alone. Not everyone is into regular lingerie wearing, but a once a year treat like Halloween seems a fun time if any to try and be playful and dress up. Halloween has become more of an adults holiday in the last number of years, so why not dress up again and treat your man to a whimsical night of fun roleplay and looking even sexier than normal. You will surprise and delight him! Rather than just candles in the bedroom, make love by the light of a jack o lantern to really make it more festive.

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The Newest Delicacy-Human Caviar

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One of my more imaginative clients that has talked about everything from celebrity whorehouses, to human milking barns, to fucking women’s hair buns has bested himself yet again. This time it’s human caviar. Women being given drugs to increase their egg production. Of course the eggs of blondes tastes better and commands a higher price than brunettes and red heads, though red heads are technically the rarest, so one would think they’d fetch more on the open market.

We talked about everything from how Easter egg hunts would never be the same with human eggs now on the sought after list of eggs to have. They would be so tiny though, not sure how easy to find, and difficult to harvest. He spoke of egg laying though, so maybe in the fantasy the eggs were larger, I picture like jelly bean sized or something. It was quite the conversation about me giving them needles to get them overly fertile so many more eggs would be produced than expected.

Its amazing the things different people think of for body fluids. I had the one client that spoke of “panty soup”, and “pissky sours”, another into “cum ice cubes” now this “human caviar” one. There’s no end to the creativity some of these guys show. I can just imagine the cheerleading team he spoke of getting the injections to make them all lay lots of eggs. I wonder what the demand would be if it was available? A new delicacy for sure.

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Celebrities Of All Sorts

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People have fantasized since the beginning of time, and as certain people got more fame and recognition, others looked up to them, and had thoughts about them. Celebrity takes many forms, ones can be famous, but not a movie star, like politicians or notorious criminals, ha ha, some might say those are in the same group! When someone is in the public eye in some way it brings them into the lives of people they otherwise would never meet, or cross paths with.

I have heard fantasies so bizarre, you cannot even imagine. Everything from a man that named his Fleshlights after the wife on Everybody Loves Raymond, to movie stars of decades gone by that weren’t even that popular to begin with. There is a fan base out there for everyone, no matter how obscure, I am convinced of it. No, you can’t be the apple of everyone’s eye, but someone, somewhere will be thinking of you as they masturbate. The internet has made stars of everyday people that we’d otherwise never even know about, but they have created their own blog, or videos that went viral and all of a sudden they are a star of sorts, they have followers and legions of fans and haters as well.

Does it make us feel all warm and fuzzy knowing somewhere someone is jerking off thinking about us, no matter how gross they may be? In one way it’s flattering, but in another, it’s like, ewwwww, I don’t want THEM thinking about me that way! Other people’s thoughts and what they think of us is not our business. I read that years ago and it still holds true.

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Cock Suckers Dream

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As I have said before, nearly half of all callers to phone sex lines want to suck cock. Some don’t feel guilty about such desires, others are wracked with guilt and shame at having such thoughts they were no doubt raised to believe were bad and deviant, either due to religion, or strict parenting, or a myriad of other reasons.

One just tonight I talked to that’s called several times over the last few years, he has me watch gay porn with him as we talk, he likes us to be watching the same clip at the same time and talking about the action in the film and how much he loves it, yet wishes he doesn’t, how he wishes he could get this out of him. He likes ladies, but can’t shake the desire for cock, and every few months the desire is too strong and he goes to a gay club looking for action to satisfy himself with. The porn suffices in between the club visits, but it’s a real internal struggle for him and he feels real guilt over it.

So many are in this situation, they tried it years ago and they think about it decades later it left such an impression on them and they want to relive it, but many stop themselves because they are married and don’t wish to maybe get caught, found out, exposed etc. Or else they just can’t mentally deal with it. It’s sad to see the lives of torment some of these guys are living, and for no real good reason, they just can’t seem to accept themselves. I try and tell them it’s ok, and to comfort them as best I can, but it’s too ingrained in them this is wrong. Just cock suck in peace I say, but many can’t just let things be.

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