Take Your Medicine

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One of my regular clients that has ongoing fantasies about his 85 year old neighbor, he’s 49, has been thinking of all the naughty things he can do to her, it’s so bizarre I just listen in a combination of disgust and fascination. She’s been in the hospital of late, as isn’t uncommon for one of such advanced years. He imagines the old lady’s daughter who lives too far away to care for her mother, he imagines her asking him to come over and help a few times a day as she recovers.

One of the things he does is administer the old lady’s medicine. He goes into the bathroom and masturbates and ejaculates into the bottle of medicine and so when she takes the medicine, she’s also getting a dose of his cum. As for a welcome home present, he’s bought her a red, lacey corset that he helps her into. Then gives her a vibe to play with as he takes pics for his own use later on, then fucks her slowly. Oh Lord, I could not make this up in a million years! The things that guys fantasize about never ceases to amaze me. I wonder what sort of relationship he had with his mother or grandmother to be so attracted to such older women.

There are ones with an elder fetish, it’s just not that common. Yes it’s harmless, just distasteful, well to most people it’s distasteful. I guess some older people have a sexual drive all their lives, but we don’t like to think of them having those thoughts at that age. Old, wrinkly, saggy bodies, sparse of hair and tin, papery skin with veins visible. How awful to get old and undesirable. Some thought are looking for those types. Fantasizing about getting a blow job sans teeth. I guess everyone has their fans.

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Can You Take It?

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Some people, men and women, have the fantasy to take a toy so big, that it’s out the realm of reality that a cock that size exists. I don’t get the appeal of taking such a sized object up your pussy or ass, but there are ones very much into this. There are toys out there of enormous proportions that I question how anyone could take them into their body.

Men have died-literally, from wanting to make this a reality when they have allowed themselves to be fucked by a horse and it’s literally split up their insides. A caller told me a few months ago it was his dream to die this way-with me watching-as he was fucked to death by a horse. I didn’t even know what to say other than try and change the topic and fast.

I have several clients that have ultra large toys and they are spending hour after hour trying to get them inside and cum with them, no matter the strain on their body or the insides. Now technically a woman’s vagina is big enough to allow a baby to pass through it, and I’ve yet to see a newborn sized toy, but it all sounds mighty painful if you ask me. Is having an orgasm really about pushing your limits this way? Is it a battle of wills to get the biggest object you can inside of yourself?

I had a call just the other night, I could tell from his voice he was in great discomfort, and he was on a break from his Domme he was visiting, she was in the other room seeing to other clients and left him alone for a few hours with a giant butt plug inside and was making him await her return with strict instructions not to remove it-or else. He was made to use a smaller, yet still huge toy to show her on Skype, and he said it took him 3 hours to get it in. When he went to see her for real, the one she had was even bigger. He wasn’t given any 3 hours though, she lubed it up and pushed it in, him crying like a little girl throughout.

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The Whorehouse, Or The Ovens?

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One of my more colorful clients that has frequent celebrity fantasies of them going to the whorehouse to live and be used, has a different spin on a fantasy. This time it’s Jewish actresses, and that’s over half of Hollywood, I’m sure. They have the choice to either go live in the whorehouse and service the SS Officers, some of whom sent their husbands to the gas chambers, or go on and go to the gas chamber themselves.

Not much of a choice really, whore yourself out or die. So then he likes me to send him pics of Jewish actresses and then they are the subject of the next call, what sorts of degrading things we would witness them having to carry out with these cruel Nazi officers. They will be branded upon arrival with a star of David, given needles of drugs to loosen up and all be bleached blonde to look less Jewish and more attractive to the German officers.

And ones that do not fall in line, well, it’s not a pleasant fate for them I’m afraid, I won’t even get into the horrible things that will await them if they do not please the German officers and make them cum very hard. Their very lives depend on pleasing the cruel men that killed their husbands. It’s interesting to see the bizarre fantasies that some have and why they have them, what the root of such things is, one will never know I suppose what makes these men tick.

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Young, Dumb And Full Of Cum

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Youth is such an appealing attribute, the appeal of a young man that can fuck you all night long and keep going and going like the energizer bunny is indeed an appealing one. I adore young men myself, so I can see how some naughty cougars just can’t keep their hands off of their son’s friends, or their friends sons. I talked with a man recently who had very fond memories of being deflowered by his neighbor that he used to do odd jobs for, and he was quite young at the time, 12 or 13, but he had a ball and has looked back on it fondly the rest of his adult life.

I wouldn’t be thinking of ones that young, but once physical maturity strikes in many cases there’s no holding back Mother nature for some of these randy young lads, and sometimes they will find a naughty lady to be able to have act as their teacher in the ways of sex and become their Mrs. Robinson and the stick against which all older women will be held and compared to the rest of their life. Many have a mommy fantasy to begin with and by finding an older woman they can act this out in their minds.

Not all older women are interested in playing out the mommy role by any means, they just have an appreciation for young, beautiful and eager to learn boys and I certainly understand that. No need for cocks hardened by pharmaceuticals here, ladies! These young guys can go at the drop of a hat and continue on throughout the night for round after round of sexual naughtiness.

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Jungle Cum

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One of my fairly regular callers, he’s a silent one that types as I talk, he’s very much into the interracial cuckold fantasy. He calls the cum of a black man, “Jungle Cum”. He likes to imagine his trophy wife getting fucked and bred by a few different black men as he helplessly watches on since of course his cock is way too small to satisfy her like their savage dong is able to.

He likes to be made the fool of, having to raise the half breed baby with the coffee colored skin and nappy hair and having everyone know what a cuckold fool he is paying to raise another man’s kid, a black man’s kid no less. He just loves the entire premise and every single call is like this. Some smaller dicked men are quite intimidated by the supposedly much larger cocks of most black men, as of course the stereotype goes black guys have much larger cocks than whites. They do seem to for the most part, according to global penis size averages, the largest ones are in African countries, so this is a big thing in the minds of many white men. That their women could never be satisfied unless by a big, black cock.

I recall one caller that used to have fantasies about me getting fucked by a group of black men with cocks up to 16 inches in length! I can tell you I wouldn’t be able to take such a cock if my very life depended on it, even half that is a more than generous size. Oh well, some men do have their fantasies of over exaggeration in all areas. This is just one of them.

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