Let Me Dance For You

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Apparently one of the top fantasies for women is to imagine being a stripper. Most are too shy to think of such a thing, and needless to say most of us certainly do not have a body where ones would wish to be paying to see it. It does have the appeal though, of strangers tossing us money solely for the privilege of seeing our bodies. Nothing more, just looking.

Not touching, not making the guy cum, just a good old fashioned looky loo. Ones today have taken away all the mystique of burlesque dancers from the era gone by. Now everything is shown, everything on display, from their shaved pussy to their bleached little ass for upclose and personal inspection. It really was sexier and more feminine in the days of the “fan dancers”, that would allow a glimpse of their still covered naughty bits. No real pink was on display, it was all illusion.

It’s a shame today is so in your face, here it is in all its glory, but that’s just the way it is. Stripping just doesn’t have class anymore, but most are not striving for class I realize. The ones fantasizing about showing themselves off, having a body worthy to show off, are just wanting the nameless masses to drool over them and be the object of their desire. I can understand that much. Would be interesting to be one for a night and see what it’s like.  It might give us a whole different perspective of what it’s really like to be one.

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In The Realm Of The Mind

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The number of people that has same sex fantasies is high, now that’s not to say most will ever act on them or even have the opportunity if they wanted to. When I was younger, I did always want to have such an opportunity, but it never came up and I never did anything to make it happen, so nothing ever came to be. In our fantasies, opportunities that never materialized in our real lives come to life in amazing ways.

Things that were something innocent turn naughty in our imaginations and come to life in ways we can only dream about most times. So many male callers speak of thinking about other guys, their cocks, yet they have never acted on such thoughts, afraid others would find out. Or perhaps their own upbringing will not allow them to let loose and do as they want to in their deepest, darkest recesses of their minds. The thought of hands and mouths that they have never felt before, ones of the same sex, exploring them in ways they didn’t think they’d ever have a chance to can prove very exciting.

Fantasies are wonderful escape outlets we all have, a totally surreal situation made in our minds that will never happen, so we can be as wild as we want to be. Even if things are illegal, we can safely explore them in our minds. It does concern me though when some call with illegal fantasies, since I always worry they will get fired up and make them reality, but they are the keeper of their own selves, not me. All I can hope is they will keep the really bad stuff in the realm of their minds alone and not make them a reality. Reality seldom lives up to our fantasies anyway.

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Bitch Fight

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Women wrestling and fighting is very arousing to some callers. They can have elaborate fantasies about either their girlfriends or wives getting into tussles with other women as they watch. One calls and has me discuss lengthy scenarios about his wife and the other ladies from their neighborhood that are in constant competition with one another, and their other girlfriends and the ex girlfriends of their husbands.

Comparisons to cars, breast size, husbands dick size, everything is a game of one upsmanship with this group of women he likes to talk about when he calls up. It’s odd to hear a grown man talk about woman getting down and dirty and pulling hair, he even loves hearing me make cat fight sounds, I feel ridiculous making them, but he moans with pleasure when I do! Harmless enough, and silly really, but there’s worse kinds of fantasies that men could have I guess. I guess as some women would like to see two men fighting over them and vying for their affections, so too would some men enjoy seeing women fight over them, or just fighting each other for the sake of fighting.

I recall one mentioning how he wanted to see two women in a wrestling match and how they were going to try and stick their tongues into each others bikini bottoms they were wearing for the fight. That would be quite the spectacle to be sure!Wrestling combined with girl on girl cunnilingus, now that sport I can see guys lining up to pay for and see!

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Happy Halloween!

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With Halloween upon us yet again, many are going out to parties dressed up. I used to love getting dressed up as a child, but don’t have any parties to go to as an adult. Some perhaps in the same boat may wish to have a “private Halloween” celebration for their loved one in a sexy costume that perhaps can be the basis for some fun and exciting roleplay themed sex.

The lovely costume pictured, perhaps you might be the harem girl abducted by the ruthless Sultan that has set his sights on you and ordered you captured and brought to him, and you have to do whatever he wishes, it is his country of course, he is the ruler and can order anything be done to you if you don’t fulfill his every single sexual desire! I think you’ll be pleased to serve your Master and ruler, won’t you now…..

Costumes and lingerie can add an extra element of excitement to our fantasies and bring them to a whole new level of reality than just the roleplaying alone. Not everyone is into regular lingerie wearing, but a once a year treat like Halloween seems a fun time if any to try and be playful and dress up. Halloween has become more of an adults holiday in the last number of years, so why not dress up again and treat your man to a whimsical night of fun roleplay and looking even sexier than normal. You will surprise and delight him! Rather than just candles in the bedroom, make love by the light of a jack o lantern to really make it more festive.

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The Newest Delicacy-Human Caviar

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One of my more imaginative clients that has talked about everything from celebrity whorehouses, to human milking barns, to fucking women’s hair buns has bested himself yet again. This time it’s human caviar. Women being given drugs to increase their egg production. Of course the eggs of blondes tastes better and commands a higher price than brunettes and red heads, though red heads are technically the rarest, so one would think they’d fetch more on the open market.

We talked about everything from how Easter egg hunts would never be the same with human eggs now on the sought after list of eggs to have. They would be so tiny though, not sure how easy to find, and difficult to harvest. He spoke of egg laying though, so maybe in the fantasy the eggs were larger, I picture like jelly bean sized or something. It was quite the conversation about me giving them needles to get them overly fertile so many more eggs would be produced than expected.

Its amazing the things different people think of for body fluids. I had the one client that spoke of “panty soup”, and “pissky sours”, another into “cum ice cubes” now this “human caviar” one. There’s no end to the creativity some of these guys show. I can just imagine the cheerleading team he spoke of getting the injections to make them all lay lots of eggs. I wonder what the demand would be if it was available? A new delicacy for sure.

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