I once spoke to a man that described his dream job as being a pubic hair barber. He didn’t like hair on women at all, and felt he’d be doing service to humanity if he was in fact offering himself up as the one to keep the masses groomed. I do indeed talk to some unique individuals in my line of work, to be sure!
Imagine the environment of a pubic hair hair salon, everyone would have to be concealed in cubicles, or at the very least have curtain partitions between the people, not row after row of chairs as a salon is now. Doesn’t really seem feasible though, as if you shave, it grows pretty fast, and I doubt you’d be wanting to go in to the salon every other day for upkeep. I couldn’t stand the thought of waxing, the pain of hair being ripped out, ouch! Not for me….A shave will have to do. Some with sensitive skin can’t use a blade razor that gives the closest shave, due to the bumps it produces. An electric razor is really the only way to go, it’s not as close no, but the irritation factor is very low, so it’s really the only option if waxing and blade razors is out.
He loved the thought of lady after lady coming in with legs splayed open and ready to lay back and let him get to work. I pictured the old fashioned barber with a handlebar mustache and a straight razor and a belt to sharpen it on, yet my, what a steady hand one would have to have to shave such a delicate area in that manner! And of course after shaving them and making them all pretty and hair free he’d go down on them as they were laid back in the barber chair. Well, I guess if cunnilingus was part of the shaving treatment, maybe going in every other day wouldn’t be so bad after all…
