Needless to say, most of the callers are bad boys. Santa would surely be leaving them lumps of coal in their stockings. I’m sure they’d rather their stockings be filled with some shiny new sex toys to masturbate with. “Santa, I’d like a new Fleshlight, an auto blow, a pocket pussy and a prostate massager. Maybe some Tenga eggs and some lube, too.” The pervy Christmas of their dreams! The really ambitious ones might ask for a full sized silicone love doll to keep them company. Some are very much into toys to use and like to tell you about them.
One man that calls likes to announce he’s using his toy, since he can’t get any girls. He’s never had a girl, never will get a girl, so the toy is as close to a real pussy as he’s ever going to get. Sex toys do make a difference in people’s lives, as silly as that might sound. Some women have a very difficult time reaching orgasm unless they use a toy. They do improve the quality of ones sex lives and are an important thing to many. Some do not own even one or see the need for them, others have countless dozens of them and a real investment in them. The really fancy ones can be hundreds of dollars.
Just imagine running downstairs on Christmas morning and seeing your stocking overflowing with sex toys! Oh the delight you’d feel as you open them all and can’t wait to try each and every one. Getting an orgasm for Christmas, or any day of the year is always a fabulous gift to be sure. This Christmas be sure and save yourself some “me time.” It can get hectic this time of year and we often sacrifice our own private time due to obligations that are plentiful this time of year. It’s always a good day to masturbate.
