Needless to say, when an opportunity presents itself and you’re horny, things can get creative. Recently a caller that was raised on a farm told me about one of his favorite ways to masturbate growing up. Thankfully it didn’t involve animals, but at the dairy farm he was raised on they had milking machines for the cows. I think you can see where this is going already. Countless times he had to apply the milking machines to the cows udders, and boys being boys, he soon got the idea how good it would feel if he inserted his penis into the milking machine instead.
My first concern was his sperm making it’s way into the milk supply. Now of course milk is pasturized, but still. He said he did it before the machines were cleaned after they came off the cows, so at least they were cleaned after his use of them as a sex toys. Still, I doubt people would be happy thinking the milk they were pouring into their coffee and on their cereal had come from the same machine someone was regularly masturbating into. He said it felt great, better than any blow job he’s ever had. He had plenty of experience with the milking machines long before any girls came into his life. He was in fact disappointed his first blow job wasn’t as satisfying or strong as the milker.
The cows would look on, he lived in fear of his father walking in on him mid sucking, but it never happened. He said after he grew up and moved away, he tried some oral sex simulating sex toys, but none came close to the milker. He looks back fondly on those days and now has to make do with a girlfriend, but he said she does a pretty good job sucking him off.
