The Newest Delicacy-Human Caviar

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One of my more imaginative clients that has talked about everything from celebrity whorehouses, to human milking barns, to fucking women’s hair buns has bested himself yet again. This time it’s human caviar. Women being given drugs to increase their egg production. Of course the eggs of blondes tastes better and commands a higher price than brunettes and red heads, though red heads are technically the rarest, so one would think they’d fetch more on the open market.

We talked about everything from how Easter egg hunts would never be the same with human eggs now on the sought after list of eggs to have. They would be so tiny though, not sure how easy to find, and difficult to harvest. He spoke of egg laying though, so maybe in the fantasy the eggs were larger, I picture like jelly bean sized or something. It was quite the conversation about me giving them needles to get them overly fertile so many more eggs would be produced than expected.

Its amazing the things different people think of for body fluids. I had the one client that spoke of “panty soup”, and “pissky sours”, another into “cum ice cubes” now this “human caviar” one. There’s no end to the creativity some of these guys show. I can just imagine the cheerleading team he spoke of getting the injections to make them all lay lots of eggs. I wonder what the demand would be if it was available? A new delicacy for sure.

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Celebrities Of All Sorts

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People have fantasized since the beginning of time, and as certain people got more fame and recognition, others looked up to them, and had thoughts about them. Celebrity takes many forms, ones can be famous, but not a movie star, like politicians or notorious criminals, ha ha, some might say those are in the same group! When someone is in the public eye in some way it brings them into the lives of people they otherwise would never meet, or cross paths with.

I have heard fantasies so bizarre, you cannot even imagine. Everything from a man that named his Fleshlights after the wife on Everybody Loves Raymond, to movie stars of decades gone by that weren’t even that popular to begin with. There is a fan base out there for everyone, no matter how obscure, I am convinced of it. No, you can’t be the apple of everyone’s eye, but someone, somewhere will be thinking of you as they masturbate. The internet has made stars of everyday people that we’d otherwise never even know about, but they have created their own blog, or videos that went viral and all of a sudden they are a star of sorts, they have followers and legions of fans and haters as well.

Does it make us feel all warm and fuzzy knowing somewhere someone is jerking off thinking about us, no matter how gross they may be? In one way it’s flattering, but in another, it’s like, ewwwww, I don’t want THEM thinking about me that way! Other people’s thoughts and what they think of us is not our business. I read that years ago and it still holds true.

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Cock Suckers Dream

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As I have said before, nearly half of all callers to phone sex lines want to suck cock. Some don’t feel guilty about such desires, others are wracked with guilt and shame at having such thoughts they were no doubt raised to believe were bad and deviant, either due to religion, or strict parenting, or a myriad of other reasons.

One just tonight I talked to that’s called several times over the last few years, he has me watch gay porn with him as we talk, he likes us to be watching the same clip at the same time and talking about the action in the film and how much he loves it, yet wishes he doesn’t, how he wishes he could get this out of him. He likes ladies, but can’t shake the desire for cock, and every few months the desire is too strong and he goes to a gay club looking for action to satisfy himself with. The porn suffices in between the club visits, but it’s a real internal struggle for him and he feels real guilt over it.

So many are in this situation, they tried it years ago and they think about it decades later it left such an impression on them and they want to relive it, but many stop themselves because they are married and don’t wish to maybe get caught, found out, exposed etc. Or else they just can’t mentally deal with it. It’s sad to see the lives of torment some of these guys are living, and for no real good reason, they just can’t seem to accept themselves. I try and tell them it’s ok, and to comfort them as best I can, but it’s too ingrained in them this is wrong. Just cock suck in peace I say, but many can’t just let things be.

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It’s An It?

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Last night a man started telling me about a fantasy he had about hermaphrodite. And in his fantasy, it was his mother…Ok…Oh boy. I have had countless guys go on about shemales and trannies in their fantasies, but I can’t say one has ever gone on about a hermaphrodite before. After researching this, I have come to see they are actually a lot more common than people think. Most are operated on in days after birth to reassign them to whatever sex they most closely resemble.

It’s terrible really, in olden days doctors didn’t even tell the parents so they could make a choice. It was just done. It’s unthinkable. Some animals like snails and worms, are natural hermaphrodites, but in people this really seems to upset them, when a for sure sex determination cannot be decided on. I’d think it best to give them a unisex name and let them decide for themselves when they get older what they want done with their own body.

Kind of a scary thought this guy picturing his mom as a hermaphrodite, lots of guys want to fuck mom, and I guess he would. Guess mom would be fucking him too though, since obviously she had a dick as well. Ones have dark recesses in their minds as far as fantasies go, places they would never share with anyone for anything, even their long term spouses and significant others. Many times those would be the last ones they would be sharing their secret passions with.

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Choke Me, Baby……..

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One thing some women are apparently fantasizing about is getting choked during sex. Many interested in this sort of behavior haven’t told their partners about it because they are either concerned they would go too far and not stop, or else they feel it’s too masochistic and they are ashamed of themselves for even thinking about it.

For many, erotic asphyxiation is a regular part of their sex play and some get into using tightened belts, ropes, scarves, hands etc. Seems a bit too dangerous to me and a man in the throes of passion, I don’t think I’d be trusting to stop before he accidentally strangled me. Of course it’s the cutting off of the blood flow and air that is supposed to heighten arousal, and many are killed when they play alone and accidentally hang themselves, several thousand guys a year die from this. What an embarrassing way to go. Some partners have been killed when they didn’t stop in time and faced murder charges, even though it was consensual and no ill intent was involved, but it went too far.

People are always looking to push the envelope it seems to heighten pleasures, even when it seems very unwise and dangerous to do so. I recall feeling very uneasy when one man used to call while doing this and I was always afraid it would go to far. He used a belt and this was right after I became an operator and I was not familiar with this until I looked it up. This job has been an education and a half to be sure.

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