Thumb Sucking Masturbator

It seems you hear things you’ve never heard before a lot more frequently than one would imagine in this business. One recent caller has called and said he’s masturbating. Nothing odd about that, but the thing is, he also sucks his thumb when he masturbates. That’s just….weird. Harmless yes, but I cannot grasps what woman would be turned on by a grown man sucking his thumb, it’s hard to understand for sure. This callers confession actually made me look up “adult thumb sucking” online and I was surprised to see no shortage of info on it, including several celebrities who apparently still do this and in public. God help you if you use celebrities as any kind of role models though.

It would seem to a person of normal intellect that this is a behavior that should have been gotten rid of as a toddler, yet people that are grown, working, able bodies, self reliant people are choosing to do this. How it continued on is anyone’s guess. It likely has to do with self comforting though, so masturbating makes it even more self comforting. They are not into diapers or ABDL fetish, they just seem to for some reason have not let go of this odd and quite age inappropriate habit.

If one never did it themselves, it’s even harder to understand. I never did this even as a small child, so to think of a grown man sucking his thumb while getting off is just beyond bizarre. People do try and comfort themselves with many things in life. Alcohol, sex, drugs, food. Thumb sucking won’t make you drunk or fat and isn’t against the law, but it is one of the odder things that’s been confessed recently on a phone sex call. The caller seems to enjoy announcing it, almost as a thing of pride. Oh well, there’s much worse things you could be into.

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He Wants to be Wonder Woman

I cannot say superheroes never come up during a phone sex call, but it’s rare. Maybe once every few years at most. Some of the old school shows really had an impact on the boys watching them. One caller the other day said he usually likes to think of himself dressed up as either Wonder Woman or Batman. Batman you can even sort of understand, but Wonder Woman? Fucking her sure, but wanting to be dressed up like her? That’s what he liked. He said he wants to be dressed up like her and maybe fuck another superhero like Supergirl, so maybe he’s a closet lesbian? No idea, but it was different!

So he also said he likes being tied up, and Wonder Woman’s Lasso of Truth might be a great object for one to be restrained by, while also only speaking the truth! BDSM with such an object would be interesting indeed, since anything but truth is what a lot of men are peddling. He’s dressed up, awaiting the arrival of Batman to seduce his Wonder Woman clad self, growing more and more aroused by the minute, thinking of the Caped Crusader about to peel down his star clad panties and fuck his little man pussy like only a Superhero can.

He said he watches “Superhero porn”, now I’m not a porn watcher myself, but have learned if you can think of something, there’s likely porn about it, so others into this fetish obviously are also aroused by it, or it wouldn’t exist in the first place if there was no market for it. One can only imagine the type of orgasm a Superhero could give would be a lot better and more powerful than something another mere mortal could deliver, perhaps that’s part of the appeal. That they could be a much better lover than your average Joe. Only the ones into Superhero’s truly know the answer!

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She Doesn’t Participate

So many callers don’t get to have sex with their wives, they’ve been cut off years ago, in some cases decades ago, yet they stay with them. One caller though said his wife still lets him fuck her, but she’s not interested for herself. So she just lays there and lets him fuck her but she’s often looking at stuff on her phone as she’s getting fucked. He said he might as well be fucking a blow up doll. I laughed and told him he’s lucky he gets anything at all. She never turns him down, but just lays there like a dead fish. It’s kind of funny in one way, since he can fuck her whenever he wants, but she’s not putting any effort into it.

So he said since it’s basically one sided, his fantasy life has had to evolve to make it more exciting. When he asks her if she couldn’t show some enthusiasm, she just tells him he’s lucky he gets any at all. I’ve asked some callers about this and they said they’d rather not have sex at all than with a woman that makes it sound like some grand sacrifice and a horrible chore, even if they’d be allowed to fuck her when they want.

So many will call to discuss their fantasies of their real sex life is lacking, or even if they have a sex life but know they cannot discuss their fantasies with their partners. Many have more taboo fantasies that wouldn’t be of interest to their ladies, or even fairly normal stuff they know they just wouldn’t be interested in regardless. We are here to listen to your fantasies, whether you get any sex or not. Let us make your masturbation experience a more enjoyable one. Does your wife give you any sex anymore, or is she disinterested if she does? Tell us all about it, we’re here to help!

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Panty Punishment

There is no shortage of men that enjoy wearing women’s panties. It’s nearly a daily call that someone confesses they are wearing them. One the other day though said he wanted what he termed “panty punishment.” He said first of all I was going to put him in granny panties around five sizes too small so they would be skin tight and very uncomfortable. I was also to slather icy hot muscle gel all over the inside of them before I put them on him to make every inch of him covered by the panties burn like hell while he was wearing them.

He then wanted me to talk about taking dirty panties from me, worn no less than four days straight and to stuff them in his mouth and duct tape them in so that he was gagging on them. Then take another pair of equally dirty panties, a thong, and drape it over his face so his nose was perfectly lined up with the stinky crotch. His hands would also be handcuffed behind his back so he had no chance of removing the ones from his mouth or the ones draped over his face. Then he wanted to be verbally taunted about being a panty pervert.

The sorts of scenarios ones come up with that are so well thought out never cease to amaze me. He said he’d thought about this fantasy for many years, and he only needed to meet the right woman to make it a reality. I’d think he should be looking into visiting a dominatrix, they specialize in these sort of kinks. He said he wore panties regularly underneath his clothes, as so many callers admit to, but he was really seeking a woman that would be willing to punish him and make him suffer for his twisted desires.

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He Paid for a Spanking

Going to a dominatrix is something some callers treat themselves to once in a while that are seeking more than just phone domination. One of my regular racial humiliation callers phoned me the other day all excited that he had a session planned for that very night. He goes regularly, every three to four weeks with a dominatrix that is around an hour away from where he lives. He loves to be spanked, but she’s also whipped and flogged him in the past as well, making his rear end sore for days. He said he’d let me know how the session went.

I thought that meant on our next call, which is usually a few weeks apart. Around ten hours later he called again, he’d had his session with the Mistress and she’d really spanked his ass hard with a paddle. He had such a good time he wanted to let me know about it. The drive there and back plus the session had tired him out some, so he said he took a nap when he got home. Then as soon as he woke up, he wanted to call me and let me know all about it.

He’s always making fun of his big bubble butt and he said she let him have it. Asked if he’d gained weight since his ass was jiggling like Jello when she smacked it, lol. So he said it was too much fried chicken and grape pop and that’s why it was bigger, so she wailed on his ass even harder than usual. He said he knew he deserved it. He loves getting punished by white women, and this domme is apparently quite cruel, so it’s a fun time had by all involved. He wouldn’t keep going back if he didn’t like it, obviously. So now it’s time to think of the next time a few weeks away and how he will submit to the Mistress once more.

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