Thumb Sucking Masturbator

It seems you hear things you’ve never heard before a lot more frequently than one would imagine in this business. One recent caller has called and said he’s masturbating. Nothing odd about that, but the thing is, he also sucks his thumb when he masturbates. That’s just….weird. Harmless yes, but I cannot grasps what woman would be turned on by a grown man sucking his thumb, it’s hard to understand for sure. This callers confession actually made me look up “adult thumb sucking” online and I was surprised to see no shortage of info on it, including several celebrities who apparently still do this and in public. God help you if you use celebrities as any kind of role models though.

It would seem to a person of normal intellect that this is a behavior that should have been gotten rid of as a toddler, yet people that are grown, working, able bodies, self reliant people are choosing to do this. How it continued on is anyone’s guess. It likely has to do with self comforting though, so masturbating makes it even more self comforting. They are not into diapers or ABDL fetish, they just seem to for some reason have not let go of this odd and quite age inappropriate habit.

If one never did it themselves, it’s even harder to understand. I never did this even as a small child, so to think of a grown man sucking his thumb while getting off is just beyond bizarre. People do try and comfort themselves with many things in life. Alcohol, sex, drugs, food. Thumb sucking won’t make you drunk or fat and isn’t against the law, but it is one of the odder things that’s been confessed recently on a phone sex call. The caller seems to enjoy announcing it, almost as a thing of pride. Oh well, there’s much worse things you could be into.

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