Let Me Fuck Your Ass

Posted on December 29, 2014 by Sharon

 

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A fantasy for most guys seems to be anal sex. One of the most popular types of calls usually involves ass fucking and I’m convinced it’s because most of the callers wives and girlfriends don’t let them do it so talking about it is all they are going to get. I cannot even count how many guys like to talk about it and say they haven’t ever had their wife or girlfriend do it, I can’t blame the gals for declining, it’s just something most women aren’t into.

Try as they might though, guys dream of that tighter, naughtier hole that’s oh so close to their normal aim. Toys for prostate stimulation are also extremely popular and becoming more so all the time. Guys using toys while they are on the phone is practically an everyday thing for operators to hear about, it’s just becoming a less and less taboo subject. More couples are trying it, but for some women it will always be an uncomfortable thing they just don’t get pleasure out of, so they have no incentive to be doing it.

Several sex toys, like Fleshlight like toys with the changeable inserts, also have ones to simulate anal sex with much smaller, tighter openings in them, for many guys this might be as good as they will get. Some clients that also frequent escorts will also tell me they’d fuck the escort up the ass, but wouldn’t dream of asking their wife to ever try such a thing.

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Countdown To Castration

Posted on December 22, 2014 by Sharon

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One of my more colorful calls this week was a man that outlined an entire scenario for me, I do hope it’s just in his fantasy, he says it’s real though. He plans on being castrated in the new year, Jan. 4 to be exact. He’s hired a Mistress he found online, supposedly Craigslist, now there’s a place you’d want to find someone doing medical procedures on you, and he’s hired her to castrate him.

This is to be his final Christmas without balls. It’s all set and planned, yet he feels he will still be having sex after this procedure. I said all your male hormones are made in your testicles, you will have no desire to fuck and likely not even be able to get hard. He then explained he’d done research about trannies and them being able to fuck and all after castration. I’ve no idea, I haven’t read any such studies about castrated trannies and their post castration abilities to fuck. I reminded him of the eunuchs that were castrated so they could be fit house slaves for the royal women and no threat to them sexually afterwards. Who knows what is really happening, likely nothing.

Why ones have castration fantasies into he first place escapes me. Some just want the balls removed, others everything, cock, balls, the works. Smooth as a Barbie doll. One used to like me to say the phrase, “Emasculating you has been one of the greatest accomplishments of my life.” He loved hearing those words, and me talking about carrying his cut off parts in a Ziploc bag in my purse as proof. Now who I’d be showing these to, I cannot imagine, but he liked the idea of it happening.

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Take It Off, Take It All Off…

Posted on December 15, 2014 by Sharon

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One of the more common fantasies of women is apparently to strip in public. Now not many women have a stripper body, that is for sure true, so I’m assuming part of their fantasy is to also have a new body to go along with their fantasy. The whole exhibitionism thing is fairly popular. Lord knows men all seem to want to show off on cam and display their goods to the world, but some women think about it as well.

The difference is most men will show you what they’ve got if you ask. Most men will whip it out in 5 seconds flat if you ask for a cam show, the ones I run across anyway. Perhaps the average Joe you run into at WalMart might not be as willing to drop his drawers and stroke one out for you on demand as the pervs online I come across on an hourly basis. Would be an interesting an experiment to go to WalMart and ask a few men if you could watch them masturbate and see what happens. I’m still betting most would say sure, where can we go?

Ladies on the other hand don’t have that as much in them, some sure, there’s always some crazy bitch that will do anything, but the fantasy to be a stripper for most will remain just that -a fantasy. Now online sex toy stores, and I’m sure non online ones as well, have been carrying more and more of the “home stripper poles”. These are actual poles that you can install in your home, bedroom, basement, etc. That you can then do a little jig for your man around and see if you get him going. I’m guessing with the way most people are built these days it would be more pathetic/comical, but hey, a girl can dream, can’t she?

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Paint Your Lips For Me

Posted on December 8, 2014 by Sharon

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Lots of guys seem to prefer the more natural, plain Jane look. Not me, I like the full on made up beauty queen look. Apparently I am not alone, since lipstick fetish is indeed a thing some guys are hot for. I’ve read about “rainbow parties” where guys get blow jobs from several women wearing different shades of lipstick, thereby creating a rainbow on their cocks of the different colors.

There’s no shortage of fetish videos out there of women applying lipstick and even lipstick fetish forums for ones to exchange their “lipstick stories”. I’m afraid to even know what a lipstick story even is. I cannot imagine. I know some men do enjoy the mark of a lip print on them. Lips do look better with lipstick, you look more polished for sure with full makeup. I always thought it looked odd if a woman was only wearing lipstick and nothing else on her face. It used to be called women’s only cosmetic and looks odd. A proper lip needs lip liner to give the mouth shape and keep the lipstick within the lines. They do now also have lip sealers so the color doesn’t come off. I tried it once and didn’t care for it, though it would be a good answer for ones giving blow jobs fully made up, no smears. Yet for guys into the smears, not the way to go, obliviously!

Lips were colored originally to mimic the look of the red vaginal lips inflamed with desire and engorged with blood, so red lips are meant to give ones that passion ready look subconsciously. Many view a made up woman as a painted up tart, a whore, a loose woman. Many religious people especially felt that way, yet then the make queen known as Tammy Faye Bakker came along, a very religious woman who still really, really loved her makeup, so there’s exceptions to all. Ones like the Amish don’t even wear buttons on their clothes because it’s considered too flashy, so they certainly wouldn’t be dolling up their faces. I’m glad for the ones that appreciate a well made up face.

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Toss Me Into The Quicksand, Baby

Posted on December 1, 2014 by Sharon

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An unusual fantasy for some guys is to have their lady sink in quicksand. This is one of the two most unusual fetishes I come across. When people not in the business ask me about odd calls, quicksand phone sex calls and robot calls are two that I always mention as very out there requests. There are several online fetish sites for ones into these fetishes and the quicksand one is most older guys that seem to be into it.

One even wanted to see his mom sink in quicksand. Poor mom, if only she knew junior wanted her to be snuffed out in a pit of quicksand, she’d likely be speechless for sure. That was an odder combination of quicksand and mommy call. What always strikes me as odd is they don’t wish to save the damsel in distress, they want her to go under and not come up. They will just sit and calmly watch her go down, and not lift a finger to help. Seems an awful way to go. Not terribly violet, but out with a whimper, snuffed out like a candle. I’ve no idea what sets these fetishists off, likely some obscure scene in a movie that unexpectedly got them going in some way.

A few of the regular quicksand callers I have like me to repeat the same phrase over and over, I’m sinking in quicksand. And start at the ankles and move their way up to the head and if they haven’t cum by the time I’m at the head, back down to the ankles and back up again. They are an interesting group and do have a small, but active online community they have formed for themselves.

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