It’s hard to imagine someone wanting another person to fart in their face, and yet some do. There’s a caller that’s been calling a few times recently and he’s got the sweetest, sexiest, young voice, but the fact that he wants a lady to sit on his face and fart is just, well, odd. I can’t say it’s the first time a caller has had this fetish, it’s certainly not, but it’s hard to understand why one would have it to begin with. Farts smell, like really bad, it ain’t roses by any means. Then they start talking about all the gassy foods their date will have ideally consumed to make the most of the gassy, romantic evening. Cabbage, onions, beans, eggs, oh my.
Most ladies would nearly die of embarrassment if something like this occurred by accident, but for one to encourage it, it’s nearly unthinkable. Comical in one way, disgusting in another. Harmless, (unless more happens to slip out than air), but a bit odd. So going down on a woman as she expels fart after fart would be the ultimate sexual experience for some of theses young men then. Hey, if you’ve eaten that much gassy food, fucking alone would make it more apt to happen than someone going down on you.
Luckily, this isn’t too common of a fetish that most ladies are apt to run into, a guy saying, “Hey baby, have a half dozen cabbage rolls, and come on over and let me go down on you tonight.” Not that common a request, I’m sure. Some men however are rock hard at the very thought of such an incident happening, stranger things have happened.
