Fart fetish isn’t a common topic for calls, but the other night a man called and said he had one and was I willing to talk about it? They are usually pretty silly calls, with farting noises you make with your mouth, easy enough, so I said sure, that’s fine. Then he says he really wants to be sprayed in the face by a lady skunk and he’s the big, bad wolf. Ok, that’s much odder than fart fetish, but why not, no harm done and could be silly and a bit fun. So I’m making silly sounds and talking about spraying his face with skunk spray.
He liked when I started to sing Who’s Afraid of the Big, Bad Wolf, it was kind of comical all round. Ones into smells usually do want them right up their nose. The few into fart fetish I’ve gotten as callers, usually do like the idea of you literally sitting on their face and blowing it, blasting it, right up their nostrils. You’d think any real life partners they’d have would be reluctant to act that way, it would be embarrassing for sure, perhaps that’s why they fantasize about it, since the chances of it actually happening are so slim.
I doubt if you ever asked a real person that had the misfortune of actually being sprayed by a skunk if it was at all erotic, they’d say not in the slightest. There’s not really another smell as bad and pungent as that one, so it’s hard to imagine someone having a fantasy about it, but people can and do fantasize about the oddest things. Are there odd smells that turn you on that get your cock extra hard you’ve just been dying to tell someone about? Call one of our ladies and talk about your weird smell fantasies today.
