The Horny Old Lady Down the Street

Doesn’t every neighborhood have one? You know, the horny neighbor lady that all the women on the block are concerned about possibly seducing their husbands or their sons? A caller the other night was telling me how he’s currently fucking the neighborhood slut on his block, but the fact is, she’s a senior citizen. He said she’s plenty hot for her age though, and he said she’s one of the best fucks he’s ever had. He likes older women, as many callers do, but he’s never been with one quite this mature before. He offered to help her a few months ago when she was unloading some packages from her car trunk, she accepted his help and he came inside. He left four hours later.

He’s been going over a couple of times a week since, and he said she’s one insatiable GILF. He’s seen a couple of other men from the neighborhood stop by at her place as well. Tongues are wagging, but she doesn’t seem to care. She’s happy to have some fun. She’s a widow and has a small business she does from home, so she’s always around and able to set her own hours, and she apparently loves sex and younger men and is happy to play no strings attached with any willing partners that strike her fancy.

He said her pussy is tight, hairy, like many senior ladies, but he likes how enthusiastic she is in bed. He thinks her husband may have died since he couldn’t keep up with her voracious sexual appetite. She’s found plenty of boy toys to fill the void it seems. She loves to bake and often offers her lovers homebaked treats on their way out after the afternoon delight. Sounds like a good deal, a fuck, and a slice of home made pie. What more could a man ask for!

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