Celebrity Caller

I have to admit to a certain celebrity fantasy of mine. I have always wanted to have a celebrity client. I don’t know why. I don’t watch much t.v. and hardly ever watch movies, so their jobs don’t really impress me. I think most are not very smart even, so I don’t know why I’m so taken with the idea of having a famous client.

I’ve heard other girls speak of theirs and have been jealous, why do THEY have them, but not me? I know they are just people like the rest of us, they just have a job that puts them in the spotlight. I wouldn’t be telling anyone, except maybe my mom, and hell, she’d think they were lying about who they were anyway…..

I have a real ear for voices, so to my knowledge I haven’t had one yet. I wouldn’t be expecting lavish gifts or tips, I just want to know someone everyone else is familiar with. Seems silly, I realize. I have met a few lower level celebrities in my life. Telly Savalas, the original Kojack, and Danny Bonaduce, but met them both when I was a child. We were on the same plane Kojack was on flying back from Hawaii, and also in Hawaii, Danny was at the same outdoor restaurant we were at, this was shortly after The Partridge Family wrapped up.

Both brief encounters, and nothing to do with phone sex obviously. Maybe one day a celebrity will find me and tell me all their deep, dark sexual secrets. With my luck, I’d likely get someone like Nick Nolte rather than a hunk like beautiful Ashton Kutcher, the one I fantasize about calling! How I would love to drain Ashton’s balls with my sexy voice, have my voice be the one he dreams of when he masturbates…..*grins*

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