The Christmas Fags

A caller was telling me how he and his neighbor regularly get it on. Yet he doesn’t consider himself gay in any way. He just also likes to fool around with guys, and he’s married as well. He sees nothing wrong with this either. The saddest thing is, I hear variations on this every single week. He’s really looking forward to Christmas, because his wife is going back home to visit her family and he’s staying at home and some of his family is coming to visit him. Odd they don’t want to spend the holidays together, but it sounds like a pretty weird arrangement all around with him fucking and sucking men and her being clueless about all of it.

He said he’s got a single neighbor that’s gay and he likes to fool around with him every chance he gets. He said he gives the absolute best blow jobs he’s ever had in his entire life, and his wife won’t do that anymore, so he loves when the neighbor offers to suck him off. The neighbor is a twink, so he likes to get fucked, and he’s happy to fuck the twinks ass. His wife won’t do anal either, so he gets to have all kinds of indulgences she makes him go without by fooling around with the neighbor.

So it’s a fags Christmas it sounds like, I told him. He laughed and again stated he was not a fag, but yeah, you are, if you suck or get sucked and fuck, or get fucked, by other guys. He said he’s looking forward to it once wifey leaves on a flight in a couple of days, he will have as much privacy as he wants until a few of his own relatives arrive, but they aren’t staying long. So he should be getting plenty of cock this Christmas.

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Holiday Hand Job in the Park

One of the things I always do each year with my boyfriend is go out and see the Christmas lights. This year we took a walking tour to see them all in one highly decorated area of town. After the tour we sat down in a nearby park where we could see them all surrounding the park in the middle. Most of the people wandered away and drove their cars home. We lingered in the park and it was so pretty and romantic looking and it was dark, and well, no one was really around, and I reached for his crotch and he quickly grew hard.

I unzipped him and took his cock out. Yes, the air was cold, but his cock was hot and I just started to stroke him. I wouldn’t have been so bold as to get down and give him a blow job, but a hand job was quickly stopped should anyone wander by. He loved how I touched him and his precum was flowing freely as I sped up my hand on his cock. I pumped him as I looked around, not seeing anyone close or even in the park at all. I took the pad of my thumb and ran it around the slippery, dripping head of his cock, driving him wild.

He was breathing heavily, but refrained from moaning so as not to attract any attention, should anyone be within earshot. It was dark, someone could have been hiding somewhere, or we might not have seen someone nearby. It didn’t take him terribly long to shoot his load onto the gravel below. He soon zipped up and we got up off the bench and walked to look at some of the lit up homes again and walked back to our place a few blocks away.

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Secret Whispers

I’m sure most readers have at one time or another seen someone that they really wanted to fuck. A total stranger. Many have fucked total strangers and not even known their names, parted and just had the memory of the encounter. A caller last night told me how a couple of years ago he was away on business overnight and this woman that was in the next room as his ended up fucking him. They were both at the same convention for work and they liked the way one another looked and approached one another and things took off from there.

He said it was random and they were both married and would likely never see one another again, but they were drawn to one another and they just did it. They didn’t exchange contact info or anything, it was just a decision to have it be one night and no reminders or consequences. He’s thought back on it ever since so many times as he’s masturbated and thought of the hot night they shared. How good she was at sucking cock, how tight her pussy was, how much she loved to cum over and over. He spoke of the smell of her hair and how soft her skin was, how much better she looked after herself than his wife he almost never fucks.

The excitement of a new lover, even if only a fleeting, one time encounter, can be intoxicating to us. The memories of a brief coupling can last a lifetime and be fodder for our masturbation for decades. I hear it all the time. Ones even speak of incidents in their youth they still think of fondly even though it was brief and never to be repeated. Strangers can hold an appeal, they don’t know our secrets nor we theirs. It’s like it’s own little bubble from reality, and sometimes those hot memories can last forever.

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Getting Busy in the Laundry Room

The apartment my boyfriend lives in has a laundry room in the basement. Last week I was helping him and it was a quiet afternoon. No one had come in the entire time we were there and he asked if we could fuck right there. I said wouldn’t it be better to wait until this was finished and we went back to his apartment. Nope, he wanted it right then and there. I was afraid someone would walk in any minute, as they easily could have done. There were a lot of seniors in the building, and we’d give one of them a coronary if they walked in and they saw him balls deep in my pussy on top of the washing machine.

He said we could be quick. I was keeping my ears perked to hear the elevator in case anyone came down. He placed me on the machine and we started kissing and it got really heated really quickly. He peeled my jeans off and pulled the crotch of my panties to the side and he slid his cock into me and the combination of the spinning washing machine underneath me and his cock plunging into me was honestly quite incredible.

He lifted me up by my ass cheeks and just plunged his hard cock balls deep into my wet pussy. I knew it would not take long to cum with these sensations all at once. I was soon cumming on his cock and he shot his load into me. It was only after we finished cumming I saw an old man holding a laundry basket with his mouth hanging open watching us in the doorway. I’d not heard the elevator. We burst out laughing and quickly got out of there. The poor old guy probably got his thrill of the year. I have no clue at what point he entered the area, he might have seen most of our little performance.

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Thanksgiving Sex

Have you ever had sex during a family holiday get together in secret? Many people do manage to grab a quickie with their spouse or mate during such events. There can often be many people and lots of activity, kids running around, dogs barking, pure chaos, so if two people slip out for ten minutes into an attic or basement or empty bedroom, would anyone really notice? Not in all likelihood. The danger element of getting caught, needing to be fast and quiet, these kinds of things can heighten sensations and make such frenzied couplings appealing to many.

Never underestimate the creativity of a horny person or couple. They don’t need long, or a lot of space, maybe a spacious closet will do the trick in a pinch. Sneaking away to masturbate is a lot easier, you can just go to the bathroom alone, no one’s going to suspect much, but two people, it’s a bit obvious. One caller told me how he loves doing things like this with his girlfriend and as of yet they’ve never been caught when they’ve snuck away from the others. He almost got caught, but not quite. Some callers that wanted to get alone time by themselves actually got in their car and drove some place to masturbate in peace.

This one caller went up to the attic with his girlfriend once when there was a house full of people. He knew no one would even think to look up there and they had some sleeping bags up there they laid on the floor and while it was on odd location to fuck, they had a good time. They could smell the turkey cooking, hear the people milling around and no one knew where they’d disappeared to. They went down before dinner and one aunt gave them a grin, but nothing was said otherwise.

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