A caller was telling me how he and his neighbor regularly get it on. Yet he doesn’t consider himself gay in any way. He just also likes to fool around with guys, and he’s married as well. He sees nothing wrong with this either. The saddest thing is, I hear variations on this every single week. He’s really looking forward to Christmas, because his wife is going back home to visit her family and he’s staying at home and some of his family is coming to visit him. Odd they don’t want to spend the holidays together, but it sounds like a pretty weird arrangement all around with him fucking and sucking men and her being clueless about all of it.
He said he’s got a single neighbor that’s gay and he likes to fool around with him every chance he gets. He said he gives the absolute best blow jobs he’s ever had in his entire life, and his wife won’t do that anymore, so he loves when the neighbor offers to suck him off. The neighbor is a twink, so he likes to get fucked, and he’s happy to fuck the twinks ass. His wife won’t do anal either, so he gets to have all kinds of indulgences she makes him go without by fooling around with the neighbor.
So it’s a fags Christmas it sounds like, I told him. He laughed and again stated he was not a fag, but yeah, you are, if you suck or get sucked and fuck, or get fucked, by other guys. He said he’s looking forward to it once wifey leaves on a flight in a couple of days, he will have as much privacy as he wants until a few of his own relatives arrive, but they aren’t staying long. So he should be getting plenty of cock this Christmas.