Milk Filled Tits

Posted on September 12, 2022 by Sharon

One fetish more callers are into than one would think is breast milk fetish. Those big, milk filled tits do really turn on a lot of guys. The thought of nursing at mommy’s breast and drinking their sweet milk as they get jacked off by mommy is a very appealing thought for many men. Not all into breast milk fetish are into the impregnation fetish, but many are. Mommy is usually the one they want to be drinking from. So many men want to fuck and suck mommy, it’s unreal. So going back to the breasts that nursed them decades ago, is a return trip many would enjoy taking.

Women with big jugs must get this frequently from men they date. It would be natural to look at a large breasted woman and wonder how much larger they might get if they were engorged with milk. There would be more than enough to feed a baby and hubby too. Hubby just might want his share of that milk that’s going to be for baby. That warm, sweet milk flowing down his throat, making his cock get harder with each squirt of milk he swallows. Some speak of getting aroused if they see a lactation woman begin to leak, and her top will develop wet circles from the milk seeping out of her overly full breasts.

It is a pretty harmless fetish, and not a lot men get to indulge it unless they have a wife or girlfriend that just gave birth. Even then, not all women are going to indulge such a desire. Women are often turned off by an interest in something like that, so even if a guy wanted to, some might not even ask if they could try it, since they know the answer would be no. You just might have to settle for lactation porn.

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Sexy Sneezing

Posted on September 5, 2022 by Sharon

Some fetishes are quite odd, things you could really never imagine anyone getting turned on by, but there are ones into bizarre, yet harmless fetishes. Sneezing and nose blowing fetish are two such fetishes. Ones into such fetishes surely know no one can sneeze on demand, yet they expect you to sneeze every few moments on the call and continually ask you if your nose is itching, or tickling. He started out the call by asking what my nose looked like. No one has ever asked that before. I assumed he had a preference for a certain type of nose shape, but then it soon became clear that it wasn’t the shape of the nose he really cared about, but that it was the focus of the sneezing fixation he had.

Then the requests for the nose blowing came. Now even if your nose is pretty empty and not needing a blowing, you can always blow it and it will make that blowing sound. Not as loud as if you had a full nose, but you know the sound if you hear it of a nose being blown. So I blew my nose several times on the call, even though it was empty. Many dozens of fake, loud sneezes later, after we discussed all possible reasons one could be made to sneeze, from pepper, to cat hair, to dust, to pollen, he wanted me allergic to anything and everything that would illicit a sneeze. It was quite ridiculous.

What turns one on about a non sexual thing such as sneezing and nose blowing is anyone’s guess. It’s harmless, not too gross, it’s just weird, but many are into weird fetishes, what’s one more. He was a lot of work, the call was repetitious as hell and I blocked him so I don’t have to deal with his silliness again, but hey, if watching women sneeze gets you going, by all means, go for it.

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He Fucked His Family

Posted on August 29, 2022 by Sharon

Incest is always a popular topic among callers, usually mommy son, but some want to go a bit further and include the whole family. Fantasy is where most of their scenarios begin and end, only in their dreams would they be doing the things they fantasize about. One caller recently said he was getting a blow job by his mom as we talked. Right, suuure you are! Then the next night he called back and said his aunt was sucking him off tonight. Of course nothing could be heard in the background, it was all in his own mind. Then a few days later he said they were both there taking turns on him. That sounds realistic.

One other caller has fantasies about mom, sister and grandma, and dad as well. One big, happy, lustful family enjoying sex together. Grandma’s gray, hairy pussy is very appealing to him, as is having his dad fuck him while he licks out her old cunt. Mom is standing by waiting her turn to join in. The addition of dad is not a common one, but mom and even granny once in a blue moon, are not uncommon. Fucking people you are comfortable and familiar with makes sense in an odd, roundabout way.

Men steal panties from relatives they are visiting all the time. It’s a wonder they don’t get questioned about the multitude of missing lingerie that seems to be so common. How would you bring up to a visiting nephew a pair of your panties went missing, do they know anything about them? I can see where they would just let it go, it could get very uncomfortable, really quickly, and with no proof. Callers from India often want to fuck their moms, sisters and aunts, due to the living arrangements they have there where young, single men remain at home until marriage, even up until their thirties, so many times the only women they are regularly around are family members.

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Strap On Fantasy

Posted on August 22, 2022 by Sharon

It’s surprising the number of callers that want to talk about their women using a strap on on them. Most of course have wives or girlfriends that will not do this, most won’t even ask since they know there’s not a chance in hell they’d agree to it. Some use toys on themselves when they call and they enjoy the anal toys, or use of fingers on themselves. One last night called and stated, “I’ve got three fingers up my ass,” my, how totally charming. One can only hope they wash them well afterwards, but knowing most, I’m not counting on it.

Many love the idea of being dominated by a woman, so the idea of a woman in a strap on fucking them is a major turn on. One last week surprised me a bit when he didn’t want the typical bend me over and pound me from behind scene, he stated, “I want to be on my back, legs up and have you make love to me with your strap on.” Yeah right, not a million years. He talked about it like it was some kind of romantic thing. Some women might go for such a scene, but more women would be turned off by it and never agree to participate in it.

To many men, it gives them great pleasure to have this anal stimulation. They just want yet another way for a woman to give them pleasure, but a lot of women are not going to oblige this request, so many will go to an escort for this type of pleasure, since they won’t be getting it at home. Some say they are not fags, not wanting to be fucked by other men, they just love the sensation and want their partner to be a part of it.

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What’s Up Doc?

Posted on August 15, 2022 by Sharon

Some men do need a little pharmaceutical help to get erect, that’s just a fact of life when a man gets older. Many men also are not getting any sex from their wives. One caller the other day had a bit of an interesting tale. He said his wife stopped having sex years ago, a tale we hear daily, so once in a while he has fun with other ladies. I do not blame him or any man one bit if wifey stops putting out. So he uses Viagra when he sees these ladies on the side, since he sure has no use for those pills for use with his wife.

So the last few times he’s gone to his doctor, who happens to be a lady, he’s been in the habit of taking one of the pills before his appointments. He wants her to see him erect and get her a little embarrassed, but since she’s the one prescribing the pills, I’m not sure why he thinks she would assume his erection is anything other than pill induced in the first place. Many men even that do not need pills to get hard would get hard in such a situation, but of course a doctor knows that and allows for it and likely ignores it as best she can.

He thinks it will get her excited in some small way, which of course is absurd, but there’s no reasoning with a horny man. It’s kind of funny in one way and sad in another. He said like many men have said, that he has to masturbate in secret since his wife would be very angry if she knew he was masturbating, even though she gives him nothing. It never ceases to amaze me these sexless old bitties who want their husbands to live sex free lives when they themselves decide to stop. It’s incredible.

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