He Made Me Cum with His Hitachi Magic Wand

This guy I’ve been seeing is really into sex toys. They’re ok, but I’d much prefer fingers or tongues. He invited me over for dinner last week and said he had a surprise for me. There was a wrapped present for me and I unwrapped it and there was one of those Hitachi Magic Wands inside. I’d heard about them, and he promised me it would be a very powerful orgasm. He wanted to know if I was game to try it right now. I said sure, why not. I could spare a few minutes to cum.

He helped me get undressed from the waist down and I sat down and he plugged this magic wand thing in. Much more powerful to have a cord than run on batteries, he said. So I sat back and he said he’d do all the work. I spread my legs and he fired it up and laid it very lightly on my pussy lips, not even directly on my clit. It did feel nice, not a doubt about it. Then as I was getting more and more aroused and getting wet, my lips opened from the building moisture and my clit was sticking up.

He applied a bit more pressure and it hit my clit directly. I arched my back and spread further. He pressed the wand harder into me and I could feel the powerful, deep vibrations going all over my pussy and clit and I knew I was going to cum soon. It was nice having someone do all the work without me doing it. I was literally just sitting there and enjoying the ride. It was nice. I felt a wave of orgasm crash over me and I soon exploded as the powerful toy did its work. He then set the toy aside and we started to fuck. It was a nice evening for us both.

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A Different Kind of Sex Toy

You hear all kinds of things when doing this job for sure. This man called the other night talking about something he saw years ago, in his teens. Decades ago he spied on his sister one night and saw a curious site. He saw her masturbating with her giant stuffed teddy bear. She’d won the bear a few years earlier at a carnival they’d gone to with some friends. He said it was nearly as large as she was and he didn’t know why she didn’t give it away to a younger kid that would have enjoyed it. He soon learned that night why she hadn’t given it away.

Her door was open a crack, everyone else had long gone to bed and he was walking down the hall and peered in and saw her on top of the bear bucking back and forth on it. He’d learned some girls masturbated by bucking and humping against pillows, but this was the first time he’d come across any stuffed animal action. There have been a few callers over the years that mentioned doing things with stuffed toys in their youth, but honestly quite infrequently, merely a handful of times over the years.

So he stood there in the darkness and watched her grind on that stuffed bear. He couldn’t stop watching her. He said he was getting hard watching her bump and grind on that thing and he reached down his hand and started to jerk off as he watched her. She soon whimpered a little and climbed off of it and placed it back in the corner of the room and got into bed and went to sleep. He thought about it many times over the years but never mentioned it to her. He thinks of it even now when he sees teddy bears. Oh the confessions one make on the phone sex lines.

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The Jiggling Neighbor

There’s never a shortage of voyeurs around, most men will peek at anything that they can. This one caller was telling me about this neighbor with big tits that he watches when they work out. They never pull their curtains, so anyone can see anything through their large picture window. Perhaps they like to show off for the neighborhood men. He said she’s pretty regular in her workouts, the days, the times, and he works from home and his home office window looks across over to hers. She just either doesn’t seem to notice him or care and she flops around as he watches her.

He has a thing for big tits and has mentioned them many times, so her large titties do get him all hot and bothered. He said more than once he’s whipped out his cock and masturbated while watching her go through her workout. He thinks she knows and doesn’t mind he’s watching and doing it. He said she’s even sunbathed in her front yard in the summer when she has a back yard, so he thinks she might be a bit of an exhibitionist. Some women with large tits like the attention they bring and enjoy showing them off.

He watched big tit porn at times and enjoys titty fucks when he has a girlfriend. If a woman has smaller tits he doesn’t really pay attention to them, since he knows there wouldn’t be a very good titty fuck with tiny tits, and not a lot to grab onto. Sounds shallow, yes, but people like what they like. In the meantime, he’s got the neighbor to entertain himself with, since there’s no girlfriend at the moment. So watching her through the windows will have to do. You can’t even call it spying, since he’s in his own house watching her. It’s not like he’s creeping around outside her windows, he’s just enjoying the view from his own house.

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Sexy Skunk Lady

Fart fetish isn’t a common topic for calls, but the other night a man called and said he had one and was I willing to talk about it? They are usually pretty silly calls, with farting noises you make with your mouth, easy enough, so I said sure, that’s fine. Then he says he really wants to be sprayed in the face by a lady skunk and he’s the big, bad wolf. Ok, that’s much odder than fart fetish, but why not, no harm done and could be silly and a bit fun. So I’m making silly sounds and talking about spraying his face with skunk spray.

He liked when I started to sing Who’s Afraid of the Big, Bad Wolf, it was kind of comical all round. Ones into smells usually do want them right up their nose. The few into fart fetish I’ve gotten as callers, usually do like the idea of you literally sitting on their face and blowing it, blasting it, right up their nostrils. You’d think any real life partners they’d have would be reluctant to act that way, it would be embarrassing for sure, perhaps that’s why they fantasize about it, since the chances of it actually happening are so slim.

I doubt if you ever asked a real person that had the misfortune of actually being sprayed by a skunk if it was at all erotic, they’d say not in the slightest. There’s not really another smell as bad and pungent as that one, so it’s hard to imagine someone having a fantasy about it, but people can and do fantasize about the oddest things. Are there odd smells that turn you on that get your cock extra hard you’ve just been dying to tell someone about? Call one of our ladies and talk about your weird smell fantasies today.

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Fucking at the Roller Disco

Many people think of roller discos as a thing of the past, but there’s still a few of them out there with fans. Recently I was visiting a friend and her city had one and she asked if I’d like to go. I hadn’t been to one since the 1980’s and thought it would be a lot of fun to go to one again. I’d always been a good skater and looked forward to going. There were more people there than I’d thought there would be. Since it was a retro place, she said people drove from all over to go spend a few hours there.

I saw this really handsome guy skate by and I caught his attention. We were soon chatting it up as we skated around the rink in circles. We were getting along really well and I was quite attracted to him. He skated me off into a darkened corner. The whole rink area was pretty dark with only a disco ball and flashing lights for lighting. He bent me over a railing in the corner and came up behind me, lifting my skirt and lowering my panties and entering me from behind. I was afraid someone would see what we were up to in the darkened corner, but the skaters whizzed by without looking our way it seemed.

He pounded into me as I grabbed the railing. I’d never been fucked on rollerskates before, it was an unusual experience to have happen. The atmosphere of the place was so retro and neat, the old hits playing, the flashing lights. It was surreal. I knew I was wet and he pumped into me and I felt an orgasm welling up in me. I cried out, since the music was loud and I knew it wouldn’t stand out much if I moaned, so I just let go. He came in me and then pulled out. My panties were pulled up, my skirt lowered and we skated back onto the floor and did a few more laps. It was an interesting evening.

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