Dressing Room Sex

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My boyfriend came lingerie shopping with me and it turned into quite the little adventure. Once he saw me start trying on some of those skimpy, sexy undergarments, let’s just say he was hard as a rock in minutes. He said he couldn’t wait to get home to fuck, that he had to have me right then and there in the dressing room. I of course was afraid we’d get caught by one of the salesclerks and either get kicked out of the store and banned from returning, or they might even call the police on us.

He promised he’d be quiet and not make any sounds to give us away, it was already suspicious we went into the room together for me to try on lingerie, but some other husbands and boyfriends were milling around, so it wasn’t unheard of. I quickly stripped naked and he pulled down his jeans and underwear and he sat in the little chair in the corner and I straddled him. I was riding his cock, my cunt was already wet, I was grabbing him by the shoulders and just grinding on him, it was hot and fast and furious and I came pretty hard from riding him.

We could hear people literally less than two feet outside the dressing room door walking by, hangers clanging, people making comments on the items they were trying on, clueless we had been fucking our brains out right behind the door. We quickly got dressed and I gathered up the items I wanted and we went out to the counter, I got the items and the clerk was smirking a bit, so she might have guess what was going on, but we certainly didn’t clue her in one way or the other!

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Shemale Pantyhose

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One of my callers this week has a thing for shemales, but not just any shemales, shemales in tights, not just pantyhose, but opaque tights, apparently to him they give the shemale wearing them superpowers of sorts, yes, a bit of an odd fantasy. Shemales in tights are better than the rest of us, I hope someone gives Bruce Jenner, er, “Caitlyn Jenner” the memo. Sounds more like some shemale superhero combo fantasy, was a bit odd, but we phone girls aren’t here to judge, just to listen and empathise.

Shemales and trannies are no doubt growing in popularity, they are increasing in visibility and making their way into the sexual consciousness of men globally. Ones that haven’t tried them are thinking about them, ones that have been with them can’t seem to stop thinking about them and want to do it again. The allure of the “girl” with the surprise is a strong one these days and many men that desire cock have been turning to trannies to get some. They get the boobs too, so the best of both worlds to some of them.

Some have a nylon, stocking and pantyhose fetish, but I’ve not heard the two fetishes combined until this call, where the superpowers come into it is anyone’s guess. There are indeed some odd fantasies out there, and increasingly shemales are staring in them. More and more callers tell me they have either been to a shemale escort or are considering it or they picked one up in a bar and did sexual things together. Many are shocked they so took to a shemale when they have no previous experience with one, but strange things can happen in life, this is just one more.

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Old & Bold

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One might assume all guys are looking to fuck or phone college age girls, well MILF’s, GILF’s, cougars etc. are the fastest growing genre in porn and phone sex. Yes, some guys will always prefer the nubile types, but others are seeking more experienced ladies. Ones that have been around the block a time or two and that are more giving and patient with the callers and more up to date on their fetishes.

Several callers over the years have expressed sexual interest in seniors, and not just ones slightly over fifty, but ones up to eighty five have been mentioned by callers. Old age homes aren’t quite becoming the most swinging pick up joints just yet, but there are many men that have mom and even grandma fetishes going on. Many times childhood glances of grandma or mommy getting dressed or getting out of the tub had lifelong memories for them and masturbation often is tied to those clandestine glances.

Many times they may have been caught masturbating and being caught in a sexual act is often the root of a fetish in and of itself and they often seek a woman that’s older either to fulfill that early and lasting fantasy, or in rare cases even enact it and have it played out to a much naughtier degree. Getting caught and spying on grandma or mom, can often start the fetish for much older women that will last a lifetime. So next time you see an older woman about, think somewhere someone might be jerking off thinking of her.

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Adult Virgins

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Surprisingly or not so surprisingly, some callers that call phone sex lines are adult virgins, and of all ages. They are awkward around women and socially, they find it a lot easier to talk to someone on the phone that approach them face to face and often ask for advice on what to do. I usually tell them to go to an escort to get their confidence up, since they are so uncomfortable being around women they like and all the pressure they feel literally cripples them emotionally to do anything about it.

They are often educated and have decent jobs, but have not been able to get women to like them for whatever reason and escorts can take that pressure off of them for never having done it before that makes them tongue tied and unable to approach a woman. If they’re going to go to an escort they do not have any emotional ties to this person, they are going to be able to look at it as a strictly educational encounter with no feelings of love to hamper them and make them uncomfortable. One said when I suggested this he was worried he’d fall in love with the first woman he’d have sex with, escort or not.

It’s funny how interacting with the members of the opposite sex comes so easily for some and for others it’s so difficult it’s not even an option, and ones like that still have a normal sex drive, masturbate a lot and often will turn to things like phone sex because it’s still an interaction with a woman, even though it’s a paid for one, yet it’s less intimidating than a real woman face to face. I do think men that have gotten this far in life should just go to an escort and put it behind them, it’s a real weight on some of them, and they don’t even tell other people in their lives since many times they are embarrassed to reveal they are still virgins at their age.

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Fun At The Office

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So I hired a new office assistant and things took a bit of a different turn than I was anticipating. This girl I hired was attractive, no doubt, but she had the education and resume to get the job regardless of looks. She arrived early, stayed late, always asked if there was anything even non work related she could do. She was clearly ambitious and not just a brown noser.

She had a good sense of humor as well, and I was feeling silly after having had some wine a client had brought me in before leaving for the evening and when she asked if there was anything she could do before she left for the night, I laughed and said I hadn’t had sex in a few months did you know anyone you could set me up with? I was joking of course and clearly a bit tipsy, but she closed the door behind her and said she couldn’t think of anyone off the top of her head, but would she do? I asked if she was joking and she said no, that she was bi and found me quite attractive and she’d be more than pleased to help me out. I was stunned, but didn’t say no.

She walked over to me and knelt down before me and pushed my skirt up and pulled my panties down, hooking my legs over the arm rests before lowering her face down to my already wet pussy and beginning to lick me. I gasped, I’d never been touched by a woman before, but was so fucking horny I just let her do what she wanted. I felt her tongue on my clit and her two fingers slide inside of me and go to work, it wasn’t long before she was making me cum with that mouth of hers. I couldn’t believe this was happening, but she had gone down on me better than any guy ever had. Looks like it was a good hire.

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