Fuck That Ass

Posted on June 27, 2022 by Sharon

It’s always funny when a caller says something ridiculous when you know they have told you something in the past that either is contradictory or false. A caller that speaks of his many visits to tranny escorts and takes it up the ass from them all of a sudden proclaims he’s not interested in anal sex for himself, as in fucking anyone else’s ass, he just likes to take it, not give it. I guess fags are that way though! He becomes so indignant when I talk to him about letting men fuck him, since he goes on about the trannies and shemales not being men. Let’s see a copy of the DNA test before declaring someone the opposite sex. How politically incorrect of me to speak the actual truth, I realize.

So it was fun to tease him by calling him a “catcher” not a “pitcher.” Of course there’s no reasoning with some people, and he considers himself a true conservative, so it’s even more funny he buys into this crap. His wife would no doubt be shocked if she ever found out her dear husband likes to take it up the ass by other men dressed up as women, but he doesn’t want to fuck her ass mind you, so “he’s not interested in anal sex.”

Many men like to mention they want to have their partner use a strap on on them, but they know she likely wouldn’t agree to it, so they never even ask. Some make due with toys. Many more men are into the whole anal thing, giving and taking, than women seem to be, and a lot of women will have no part of it, so the men are left to find their own pleasure if anal sex or stimulation is something they crave.

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The Big Titted Secretary

Posted on June 20, 2022 by Sharon

So many callers have a thing for a woman in their office they work with, it’s common place. A man called today that has a thing for one of the secretaries in his office. She has enormous tits. He said he fantasizes all the time about what it would be like to place his hard cock between them and give her a titty fuck. He said his own wife has huge breasts, but that the secretaries are much larger than hers and he knows she’s noticed him staring at them. I’d imagine most women with large breasts are used to people staring at them and not their eyes when they are being spoken to.

He said he’d never cheat on his wife and it’s all just fantasy, but they sort of flirt with one another, even knowing it will go no further. He said some of the hottest fantasies he’s ever had have been with women he’s made a point of not following through on. To keep things only in the realm of fantasy means that you can think and fantasize about them as much as you want, you know though it will never go any further than that.

He said he’s got big balls and has quite a bulge in his pants and he’s noticed her staring at his crotch when he comes in the room. So between him being fixated on her tits and her watching his crotch, it’s all quite the fodder for fantasy at that office. She likely has many male coworkers that are fixated on her chest, but he said she quite enjoys the attentions of them and likes to show off her breasts and her cleavage to them and flirt with them. So he might be fucking his wife and her big tits, but he’s sure thinking of the big breasted gal at the office when he does.

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Cuckold Desires

Posted on June 13, 2022 by Sharon

Cuckold is one of the most popular call topics I do. There’s no shortage of men that get turned on by seeing their woman get ploughed by another guy. Many cuckolds have a small penis, so they know they themselves will never be able to satisfy their women. That’s why they want to watch a real man get the job done they themselves can never accomplish. Some really like to play submissive and suck the other man’s cock to get it hard. “Fluffing it up” for their woman’s pussy. They also enjoy licking the other man’s cum out of her used cunt when the other man is finished with her.

Others are content just watching or even hearing their woman take a good pussy pounding from the next room. Some love to help their women get ready to go out on a date with another man, knowing they will hear all the sordid, dirty details of what she did when she gets back home. One man said he loved to go down on his wife when she’d get back home from one of her dates and she’d tell him all about it as he acted as her clean up boy.

Some go so far as to pick out the men their women will hook up with. If they have a friend with a big cock, they know wifey will love it, so they ask the friend if they’ve ever thought about fucking their wife. Oh the stories men shard of their cuckold misadventures, it’s really quite amusing. Most men are voyeurs by nature, so cuckold is right up the alley of many of them. Porn in that vein is one of the top kinds men say they are watching when they are masturbating. Many love the idea of their woman with a black man, because we all know most black men are carrying around much larger dicks than your average white guy. They just marvel wide eyed at those big, black cocks impaling their wives and making them cum like never before.

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The Limp Noodle

Posted on June 6, 2022 by Sharon

It’s no shocker that many that call phone sex lines are men that for whatever reason cannot get real women. Many are shy, have small cocks, other various health issues, all sorts of reasons. Some have mentioned they can no longer get an erection. Some have prostate issues, medication or diabetes can cause these issues as well. Yet many claim even though they suffer from a limp dick they are able to masturbate and even orgasm. One called the other night and said he’d had luck with cock rings and Viagra, but he had neither that night and was just rubbing his limp dick and hoping for the best. He was middle aged, as most are that call.

He said as long as he keeps at it, he’s able to get it to cum even though it’s limp as a wet dish rag. Stuffing such a limp dick in a pussy on the other hand isn’t really going to work out too well. Even if they stuffed it in, how can they thrust and get it to go back in? Not really going to do much for their partner. Some get into cuckolding this way, liking to see their partner satisfied by another man, and they can rub their limp noodle and hope for something to happen. Nature is a cruel Mistress to do these things to us as we age.

Some will try and try and just get nowhere and quit out of frustration. One man, many actually, that have said they were on various pills, will practically give themselves a heart attack they are trying so hard to cum. Many can do it, but are exhausted terribly afterwards, and it’s likely not wise to push yourself to that point in trying to achieve orgasm. Do you suffer from a limp dick? Are you trying your very best to cum? One of our ladies will do their best to help you.

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Thumb Sucking Masturbator

Posted on May 30, 2022 by Sharon

It seems you hear things you’ve never heard before a lot more frequently than one would imagine in this business. One recent caller has called and said he’s masturbating. Nothing odd about that, but the thing is, he also sucks his thumb when he masturbates. That’s just….weird. Harmless yes, but I cannot grasps what woman would be turned on by a grown man sucking his thumb, it’s hard to understand for sure. This callers confession actually made me look up “adult thumb sucking” online and I was surprised to see no shortage of info on it, including several celebrities who apparently still do this and in public. God help you if you use celebrities as any kind of role models though.

It would seem to a person of normal intellect that this is a behavior that should have been gotten rid of as a toddler, yet people that are grown, working, able bodies, self reliant people are choosing to do this. How it continued on is anyone’s guess. It likely has to do with self comforting though, so masturbating makes it even more self comforting. They are not into diapers or ABDL fetish, they just seem to for some reason have not let go of this odd and quite age inappropriate habit.

If one never did it themselves, it’s even harder to understand. I never did this even as a small child, so to think of a grown man sucking his thumb while getting off is just beyond bizarre. People do try and comfort themselves with many things in life. Alcohol, sex, drugs, food. Thumb sucking won’t make you drunk or fat and isn’t against the law, but it is one of the odder things that’s been confessed recently on a phone sex call. The caller seems to enjoy announcing it, almost as a thing of pride. Oh well, there’s much worse things you could be into.

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