Sexy Sneezing

Posted on September 5, 2022 by Sharon

Some fetishes are quite odd, things you could really never imagine anyone getting turned on by, but there are ones into bizarre, yet harmless fetishes. Sneezing and nose blowing fetish are two such fetishes. Ones into such fetishes surely know no one can sneeze on demand, yet they expect you to sneeze every few moments on the call and continually ask you if your nose is itching, or tickling. He started out the call by asking what my nose looked like. No one has ever asked that before. I assumed he had a preference for a certain type of nose shape, but then it soon became clear that it wasn’t the shape of the nose he really cared about, but that it was the focus of the sneezing fixation he had.

Then the requests for the nose blowing came. Now even if your nose is pretty empty and not needing a blowing, you can always blow it and it will make that blowing sound. Not as loud as if you had a full nose, but you know the sound if you hear it of a nose being blown. So I blew my nose several times on the call, even though it was empty. Many dozens of fake, loud sneezes later, after we discussed all possible reasons one could be made to sneeze, from pepper, to cat hair, to dust, to pollen, he wanted me allergic to anything and everything that would illicit a sneeze. It was quite ridiculous.

What turns one on about a non sexual thing such as sneezing and nose blowing is anyone’s guess. It’s harmless, not too gross, it’s just weird, but many are into weird fetishes, what’s one more. He was a lot of work, the call was repetitious as hell and I blocked him so I don’t have to deal with his silliness again, but hey, if watching women sneeze gets you going, by all means, go for it.

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He Fucked His Family

Posted on August 29, 2022 by Sharon

Incest is always a popular topic among callers, usually mommy son, but some want to go a bit further and include the whole family. Fantasy is where most of their scenarios begin and end, only in their dreams would they be doing the things they fantasize about. One caller recently said he was getting a blow job by his mom as we talked. Right, suuure you are! Then the next night he called back and said his aunt was sucking him off tonight. Of course nothing could be heard in the background, it was all in his own mind. Then a few days later he said they were both there taking turns on him. That sounds realistic.

One other caller has fantasies about mom, sister and grandma, and dad as well. One big, happy, lustful family enjoying sex together. Grandma’s gray, hairy pussy is very appealing to him, as is having his dad fuck him while he licks out her old cunt. Mom is standing by waiting her turn to join in. The addition of dad is not a common one, but mom and even granny once in a blue moon, are not uncommon. Fucking people you are comfortable and familiar with makes sense in an odd, roundabout way.

Men steal panties from relatives they are visiting all the time. It’s a wonder they don’t get questioned about the multitude of missing lingerie that seems to be so common. How would you bring up to a visiting nephew a pair of your panties went missing, do they know anything about them? I can see where they would just let it go, it could get very uncomfortable, really quickly, and with no proof. Callers from India often want to fuck their moms, sisters and aunts, due to the living arrangements they have there where young, single men remain at home until marriage, even up until their thirties, so many times the only women they are regularly around are family members.

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Strap On Fantasy

Posted on August 22, 2022 by Sharon

It’s surprising the number of callers that want to talk about their women using a strap on on them. Most of course have wives or girlfriends that will not do this, most won’t even ask since they know there’s not a chance in hell they’d agree to it. Some use toys on themselves when they call and they enjoy the anal toys, or use of fingers on themselves. One last night called and stated, “I’ve got three fingers up my ass,” my, how totally charming. One can only hope they wash them well afterwards, but knowing most, I’m not counting on it.

Many love the idea of being dominated by a woman, so the idea of a woman in a strap on fucking them is a major turn on. One last week surprised me a bit when he didn’t want the typical bend me over and pound me from behind scene, he stated, “I want to be on my back, legs up and have you make love to me with your strap on.” Yeah right, not a million years. He talked about it like it was some kind of romantic thing. Some women might go for such a scene, but more women would be turned off by it and never agree to participate in it.

To many men, it gives them great pleasure to have this anal stimulation. They just want yet another way for a woman to give them pleasure, but a lot of women are not going to oblige this request, so many will go to an escort for this type of pleasure, since they won’t be getting it at home. Some say they are not fags, not wanting to be fucked by other men, they just love the sensation and want their partner to be a part of it.

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What’s Up Doc?

Posted on August 15, 2022 by Sharon

Some men do need a little pharmaceutical help to get erect, that’s just a fact of life when a man gets older. Many men also are not getting any sex from their wives. One caller the other day had a bit of an interesting tale. He said his wife stopped having sex years ago, a tale we hear daily, so once in a while he has fun with other ladies. I do not blame him or any man one bit if wifey stops putting out. So he uses Viagra when he sees these ladies on the side, since he sure has no use for those pills for use with his wife.

So the last few times he’s gone to his doctor, who happens to be a lady, he’s been in the habit of taking one of the pills before his appointments. He wants her to see him erect and get her a little embarrassed, but since she’s the one prescribing the pills, I’m not sure why he thinks she would assume his erection is anything other than pill induced in the first place. Many men even that do not need pills to get hard would get hard in such a situation, but of course a doctor knows that and allows for it and likely ignores it as best she can.

He thinks it will get her excited in some small way, which of course is absurd, but there’s no reasoning with a horny man. It’s kind of funny in one way and sad in another. He said like many men have said, that he has to masturbate in secret since his wife would be very angry if she knew he was masturbating, even though she gives him nothing. It never ceases to amaze me these sexless old bitties who want their husbands to live sex free lives when they themselves decide to stop. It’s incredible.

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The Lasting Appeal of Cuckolding

Posted on August 8, 2022 by Sharon

Cuckold remains one of the most popular call topics ever. Many of the callers have smaller than average cocks, but some are normal sized. One man with a four and a half incher called up tonight and said he had fantasies about watching his wife with a much larger man while he jerked off in the same room. Pretty standard for a cuckold fantasy. I asked if he was like many callers into cuckold, a premature ejaculator, but he said no, he can last, it’s just he’s so small he feels she can’t really feel it anyway.

Porn has made so many men feel inadequate, even if they are only slightly less than average size, they feel they have a micro penis situation on their hands, since they are used to watching the eight inch men in porn with dicks the size of forearms, they think all men have that but them. They don’t call for reassurance of their normal size though, they call to be humiliated and belittled for having less than they think is normal or desired. They can be a sad and complex breed of men for sure. Not all want to lick the cum of another man out of their wives pussy afterwards, but a great many would go that far in their quest for ultimate humiliation.

Seeing another man make their woman cum and react with a sexual explosion they themselves could never produce within her, just makes them feel as pathetic as they could be. They adore that sense of being made to feel less than other men and their woman laughing at them, all the while feeling pleasure they’ve never known before. Since how could their baby dicked hubby make them aroused with that little white worm he’s got dangling between his legs? Cuckold will always be one of the more popular calls that are requested.

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