Pubic Hair Barber

I once spoke to a man that described his dream job as being a pubic hair barber. He didn’t like hair on women at all, and felt he’d be doing service to humanity if he was in fact offering himself up as the one to keep the masses groomed. I do indeed talk to some unique individuals in my line of work, to be sure!

Imagine the environment of a pubic hair hair salon, everyone would have to be concealed in cubicles, or at the very least have curtain partitions between the people, not row after row of chairs as a salon is now. Doesn’t really seem feasible though, as if you shave, it grows pretty fast, and I doubt you’d be wanting to go in to the salon every other day for upkeep. I couldn’t stand the thought of waxing, the pain of hair being ripped out, ouch! Not for me….A shave will have to do. Some with sensitive skin can’t use a blade razor that gives the closest shave, due to the bumps it produces. An electric razor is really the only way to go, it’s not as close no, but the irritation factor is very low, so it’s really the only option if waxing and blade razors is out.

He loved the thought of lady after lady coming in with legs splayed open and ready to lay back and let him get to work. I pictured the old fashioned barber with a handlebar mustache and a straight razor and a belt to sharpen it on, yet my, what a steady hand one would have to have to shave such a delicate area in that manner! And of course after shaving them and making them all pretty and hair free he’d go down on them as they were laid back in the barber chair. Well, I guess if cunnilingus was part of the shaving treatment, maybe going in every other day wouldn’t be so bad after all…

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Fill Me With That Baby Batter

More and more men seem to be coming forward with their fantasy of impregnation. I seem to be running into more and more clients with this fantasy and also personal phone partners and others on various adult social networks I visit. I don’t know why it is coming more into the forefront. I think it is some sort of backlash to the AIDS and condoms culture of the last 30 years. They are in a way openly declaring they want bare, they want unprotected, they want the sex that feels the best, which is bare and natural and unprotected. 
 
If ones are in a committed relationship and the woman is either on the birth control pill or has an IUD in, bare sex is an option. Some guys that are openly into the impregnation thing can actually be fairly sensual in their description of it. I have done recordings for one client in particular who has written many of these fantasies for me to record, and they are actually quite lovingly worded and very romantic in ways, I always like doing recordings for him, since they are kind of lovey dovey, which I gravitate towards in the first place. 
 
The idea of a woman being fertile and willing to take part of him inside of her and allowing it to flourish and grow and be carrying around part of him inside of her. The intimacy of it, there is the element of love in some of these men’s fantasies, since most don’t want to impregnate a woman they don’t love.

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Your Girlfriend’s Mom

Many guys fantasize about cougars, and some even fantasize about the mom of their wife or girlfriend. One guy I just spoke to said he always imagined going over to visit his girlfriend and shortly after arriving she has to go out and thinks she will be returning shortly, but she gets delayed and well, he’s there at home with her horny, cougar mom.

Imagine her, eyes raking up and down his taut young body, watching as his pants tighten as he hardens inside them, thinking of her well experienced mouth moving up and down his hard cock, always watchful of the door hoping his girlfriend won’t return until they are finished fucking like animals on the kitchen table. Her husband at work, the daughter God knows where and for who knows how much longer…..

They are thinking the same thoughts and move closer to one another, their hands groping each other over their clothes at first, then sliding underneath, tweaking nipples and stroking cocks and then rapidly tearing each others clothes off as he bends her over the table and slides himself in from behind and pounds her hungry, greedy pussy that hasn’t had enough attention from her husband. His young cock pumping and pumping inside her and blowing his load until it runs down the inside of her leg. They hear the car door of his girlfriend returning, straighten their clothes and try and not look guilty, as the girlfriend comes back in and the cum drips down her mom’s leg…

 

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Same Sex Fantasies

Just because we aren’t gay doesn’t mean we can’t have fantasies about people of the same sex. When clients ask me about a threesome scenario, there’s always a few famous celebrities I pull out of my hat I wouldn’t kick out of bed, even though I’m not gay. Britney Spears, Shania Twain, and Charlize Theron.

A few years ago there was a show I watched called “The L Word”, a drama about a group of lesbians in Los Angles and their lives. There was one of them on there I found very sexy, surprisingly so for me, since I like real girly girl types, and this one was not, she was fairly androgynous, yet very sexy whose character was named Shane, played by actress Katherine Moennig, very sexy girl indeed, but with a sexual, masculine energy. I’ve never been with a woman and doubt I ever will be, but it’s always interesting to find yourself attracted to someone you never thought you would be. It’s like it reveals something to us we didn’t know was inside us. Our own passions and desires can sometimes take even ourselves by surprise. It doesn’t happen often, but it does happen now and again.

The thought of someone different than we are normally attracted to can be an exciting and strange feeling that we want to get to know better. I haven’t had male clients mention other male celebrities very often to me, female ones all the time, but not male ones. I wonder which ones they fantasize about? I’ve watched gay porn with some as we talked, but the stars of porno movies don’t really count. They seem to mostly fantasize about men in their everyday lives, the guy at work, the neighbor down the street kind of thing I find.

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An Apple For The Teacher

Many of us had feelings for a teacher at one point or another. Sometimes when a teacher crosses that line with an underage student, things go horribly awry. They can lose their job, go to jail, lose everything really, A college professor I know said he’s seen careers ruined, and that’s with ones of legal age, many schools do not allow any romantic relationships with the students and faculty of age or not, even if they are not their students, they could be if they chose to take one of that teachers classes. I was surprised at how strict things can be. I assumed if the student was of age, there wouldn’t be an issue, that is not the case.

It can be very overwhelming to have feelings for someone and feel you cannot act on them, either because they would not be reciprocated, or because there is some sort of rule or law against it. Not many people are going to quit their jobs just so they wouldn’t be at the same school as their partner, that’s really shaking up your life, and jobs are difficult to come by. You either just have to wait until the student is no longer a student at that school, or give up on that idea to begin with.

So many spend hours lovingly gazing at a teacher they have long fantasized about and so desperately want them to love them back so they can be together, but often such a union would be quite short lived any way, even if allowed to bloom. So many such relationships burn bright and fast and then leave nothing but trouble in their wake. So many things are really best left to remaining in fantasy rather than bringing into reality. Very few things actually live up to the expectation of them.

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