Happy Birthday!

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Today I had a man email me about a “birthday sex” fantasy. I guess the poor bastard doesn’t get regular sex so, his birthday is the only special day of it he is guaranteed it. Now in all my years I never had anyone ask about birthday sex. I do however have one that likes to call for birthday spankings, and each year he calls and I do indeed clap/spank for the required number of years, he seems to so love his birthday spankings, and at the end goes, “woo-hoo!” Silly guys, I guess in real life the birthday spanking ceased many decades ago at the childhood parties, but the fond memory lives on.

Birthdays are the one time of year when we can expect the day to revolve around us and hopefully our loved ones and lovers conspire to make it an extra special day, with our favorite meal, and evening out, a few nice gifts and hopefully very good sex with us as the main recipient, so we don’t have to worry too much about pleasing anyone but ourselves on our special day.

Some men only get a blow job on this day, since their wives don’t like to do it, but might concede once a year to be “generous” and step up to the plate for hubby, so they can at least earn their keep somehow in their eyes. We can totally enjoy ourselves hopefully on our birthday and just enjoy all the attention that we will get. Some like a spanking, others a blow job, to each their own. Let’s hope we all have a happy birthday on our special day.

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Cripples Get Horny, Too

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Humiliation calls run the gamut from small penis humiliation to racial humiliation, to all kinds of things. I did encounter a new type of humiliation though tonight. A man in a wheelchair wanted to be made fun of for being handicapped. Wanted me to call him a cripple and just generally make him feel pitiful. He hadn’t been in an accident, or didn’t have a birth defect as I’d initially imagined, he had a bad back and was fat, the combo of which had sent him to stay in a wheelchair most of the time.

He also indeed had a tiny 3 1/2 inch cock which he had to lift up his gut to get to, since his stomach covered up his pitiful little cock. He was kind of a loser for sure, and apparently my voice pushed him over the edge a lot faster than he was used to. He said he normally did a 20 minute call and in around 5 minutes he’d blown it, always nice to hear. He really wouldn’t attract many women in his state, he had many strikes against him. Handicapped, fat, tiny dick, no woman is going to be beating down his door!

I could just picture this poor, fat bastard hand under his gut rubbing away at his useless little appendage all alone, what a sight…Well he wanted humiliation and that’s what he got. Takes all kinds in this business, all kinds of kinks that get people going. We are here to help them no matter their desires. There will be some girl willing to talk them through it.

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Cucked Son

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I had a unique call this week, a combination of two very popular calls that until now I’ve never had. Mommy, son calls are of course popular and cuckold is very popular as well. Well now I’ve had a cucked son call, quite an unusual combination to be sure! This man called and wanted to watch his mom get fucked by a hugely hung guy while he masturbated and watched and then he wanted to lick the cum out of mommy’s pussy.

He also wanted to join in for a double penetration, it was a different call with these two common fetishes combined. He was going to start out watching her get pounded by this huge cock and then fuck her ass at the same time, both of them filling mommy with cum at the same time. He revealed how into mommy and son porn he was, of course I’m sure that’s all well faked with forged documents and the like to add some measure of authenticity to the scenario, or else they’d all have been locked up long ago, all for fantasy’s sake.

He’d never been caught masturbating by his mom, in fact he seemed so old I’m sure in fact his real mom had long since passed on, yet this was a long standing fantasy he’d been having for decades, since his youth apparently. Turned him on so much talking about it he came in five minutes flat just describing it all. Not often a son gets cucked by his own mom I bet, but for this guy it was driving him insane just thinking about it.

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Guided Masturbation Phone Sex

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Guided masturbation is an interesting pleasure for many guys. I always found it odd to let someone else dictate how you’d be touched, the pace, firmness, etc. Yet it’s wildly popular. I recall a guy calling once for 20 whole min with nothing but talk of a handjob, it was not an easy call to get through, it was so repetitious, yet he was happy with it. Which of course is the most important thing.

I’ve had personal phone partners try and talk me into doing that and several have said I should make an audio for women like my one for men that is so popular. Only one guy I’ve played with was able to have me do as he told me to and honestly, I liked it, it was so different than anything I had done on a personal call, not business, and it was different to follow someone else’s instructions. I was used to being the one giving them and taking them was a sided I’d never been on before.

Some need to be told to stop, hands off, slow down. You get the idea. They love it. Men so often want control of many things in life and can be overbearing, but sexually some love to become the submissive ones and totally give themselves over to their lady to do with as she pleases, and guided masturbation is a prime example of that. It can be fun to give over control of your orgasm to another person to pace as they see fit and tease you and tease you until you can’t stand it any longer. More women should try it, if you can find a suitable partner that properly knows how to guide you, it’s good from both sides.

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Trailer Park Trash

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There was a very strange man I talked to last night that had what I can only hope were odd fantasies and not reality. It was all so bizarre, surely it couldn’t have been based in reality as he claimed it was. This man had this odd soap opera like tale of being raised in a trailer park and used by the men that lived in most of the trailers. From the time he was a pre teen. And he liked it very much. The countless men that came and went in this trailer park sodom and gomorrah he described.

Then he went on that some of them were going to lose their trailers and wouldn’t you know it, he was then left 2 briefcases of money by his grandmother, that by co incidence had just died, so as a pre teen he bought 12 trailers for these men to live in and continue to use him in. It was so insane I was having a hard time not laughing at this absurd tale and wondering how he concocted all of this. I don’t know if these dudes are on drugs or what half the time.

He went on about the orgies of groups of the trailer park residents and when he brought dogs into the equation, that was my cue to get out, I wouldn’t listen to that part of his nonsense, so the call was ended at that time. The level of fantasy some men have never ceases to amaze me, I feel downright boring in comparison to many of them with their complex and involved stories they make up in their minds.

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