Play Pens For Adult Babies

 

I don’t often get adult baby calls since I do not advertise for them and hate them, and usually decline them, but one called tonight and I heard all about how he loves women old enough to be his mom, not too odd, but then he went to the odd part. How this lady he dated baby sits her grandchildren and she has a playpen in her living room for when they come over. I’m sure you can guess who was in the playpen other than the grand children.

I hear about how one he dated used to go out with him and always took a diaper bag and when they went to the mall she’d take him into the big washroom stall and lay him on the floor, ewwwww, and change him. Granted she had a towel, but a public bathroom floor??? Are you kidding me??? The depths to which some people sink in the search for their ultimate sexual high never ceases to amaze and disgust me. When they went to restaurants, she’d take out his sippy cup and place his drink in it, much to the shock and awe of the fellow diners, seeing a man in his early 20’s drink from a sippy cup at the table.

He has no interest in girls his own age, which I do understand, but when he’s 40, is he going to be going after women in their mid 60’s to still play mommy? I cannot imagine, but this is a very important thing in his life, unless a woman is old enough to be mommy, there is no interest in the relationship to him. He’s upfront as to what he needs and wants, but it’s all too much for many women to handle.

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Sex In The Shower

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A fantasy for many women they have gotten to indulge in is shower sex, or in the tub, but a standard tub might be a bit crowded for that, but a shower is doable. My concern would be the hot water running out, who wants to be doing it under freezing water, so you have around 15 minutes maybe before you’re under cold water. Also lubrication can be an issue, since water would  be washing away your natural lubrication.

For women during their period, shower sex is a good option, since easier clean up when things turn messy. A guy might be more apt to want to earn his red wings in the shower than out. Guys are such pussies, afraid of a little blood! Water can increase the pleasure of the moment, especially if one somehow has unlimited hot water and some lube that wouldn’t get washed away with the water, you’d be good to go in a steamy, deluxe bathroom somewhere. Bathrooms also have mirrors many rooms do not, and the allure of sex in front of a mirror is high to some, it can be visually very enticing and exciting to watch oneself get fucked from our reflection.

Bending over the sink and even sitting on the sink with your legs wrapped around your lover, there’s all kinds of options for bathroom fun. Masturbating in the shower with the shower massager for women, and some men too, is a very fun activity to incorporate into your showering routine. But a good fuck with your lover really can’t be beat!

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The Appeal Of The Virgin

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What is the appeal of a virgin to some men? Well they know they are disease free for one thing. Men also for the most part have a conquering attitude, they like to conquer something that before now has not been. To know they are the first one to have had this woman. I’ve obviously talked to lots of guys, and even ones that have slept with a good number, many of them have never had a virgin.

It is indeed more and more rare these days to find a girl that is before someone else has “conquered her”. And what about the even more rare mature virgins? Do they have a shelf life of desirability to them? Are there that many takers to a 50 year old virgin? She might be pure and disease free, but wouldn’t most guys think there’s “something wrong with her”? That no one has fucked her at this point in life? Maybe she’s crazy, maybe had a sheltered life, lots of reasons people haven’t had the opportunity. Maybe she’s waiting for love and sadly there has been no guy interested in her and she doesn’t want casual sex.

I read an article recently and people are delaying the age of first sex, and there’s more adult virgins around than ever before. The period of adolescence has been extended and there’s no shortage of gals in their 20’s, and men as well, that haven’t done anything sexually except maybe with their own hand. The appeal of the virgin isn’t for everyone, some guys would rather an experienced lover that will get them off no matter what, they don’t have the patience to deal with a newbie in the bedroom that might, God forbid, get emotionally attached to them.

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Happy Birthday!

Birthday Cake

Today I had a man email me about a “birthday sex” fantasy. I guess the poor bastard doesn’t get regular sex so, his birthday is the only special day of it he is guaranteed it. Now in all my years I never had anyone ask about birthday sex. I do however have one that likes to call for birthday spankings, and each year he calls and I do indeed clap/spank for the required number of years, he seems to so love his birthday spankings, and at the end goes, “woo-hoo!” Silly guys, I guess in real life the birthday spanking ceased many decades ago at the childhood parties, but the fond memory lives on.

Birthdays are the one time of year when we can expect the day to revolve around us and hopefully our loved ones and lovers conspire to make it an extra special day, with our favorite meal, and evening out, a few nice gifts and hopefully very good sex with us as the main recipient, so we don’t have to worry too much about pleasing anyone but ourselves on our special day.

Some men only get a blow job on this day, since their wives don’t like to do it, but might concede once a year to be “generous” and step up to the plate for hubby, so they can at least earn their keep somehow in their eyes. We can totally enjoy ourselves hopefully on our birthday and just enjoy all the attention that we will get. Some like a spanking, others a blow job, to each their own. Let’s hope we all have a happy birthday on our special day.

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Cripples Get Horny, Too

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Humiliation calls run the gamut from small penis humiliation to racial humiliation, to all kinds of things. I did encounter a new type of humiliation though tonight. A man in a wheelchair wanted to be made fun of for being handicapped. Wanted me to call him a cripple and just generally make him feel pitiful. He hadn’t been in an accident, or didn’t have a birth defect as I’d initially imagined, he had a bad back and was fat, the combo of which had sent him to stay in a wheelchair most of the time.

He also indeed had a tiny 3 1/2 inch cock which he had to lift up his gut to get to, since his stomach covered up his pitiful little cock. He was kind of a loser for sure, and apparently my voice pushed him over the edge a lot faster than he was used to. He said he normally did a 20 minute call and in around 5 minutes he’d blown it, always nice to hear. He really wouldn’t attract many women in his state, he had many strikes against him. Handicapped, fat, tiny dick, no woman is going to be beating down his door!

I could just picture this poor, fat bastard hand under his gut rubbing away at his useless little appendage all alone, what a sight…Well he wanted humiliation and that’s what he got. Takes all kinds in this business, all kinds of kinks that get people going. We are here to help them no matter their desires. There will be some girl willing to talk them through it.

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