Today I had a man email me about a “birthday sex” fantasy. I guess the poor bastard doesn’t get regular sex so, his birthday is the only special day of it he is guaranteed it. Now in all my years I never had anyone ask about birthday sex. I do however have one that likes to call for birthday spankings, and each year he calls and I do indeed clap/spank for the required number of years, he seems to so love his birthday spankings, and at the end goes, “woo-hoo!” Silly guys, I guess in real life the birthday spanking ceased many decades ago at the childhood parties, but the fond memory lives on.
Birthdays are the one time of year when we can expect the day to revolve around us and hopefully our loved ones and lovers conspire to make it an extra special day, with our favorite meal, and evening out, a few nice gifts and hopefully very good sex with us as the main recipient, so we don’t have to worry too much about pleasing anyone but ourselves on our special day.
Some men only get a blow job on this day, since their wives don’t like to do it, but might concede once a year to be “generous” and step up to the plate for hubby, so they can at least earn their keep somehow in their eyes. We can totally enjoy ourselves hopefully on our birthday and just enjoy all the attention that we will get. Some like a spanking, others a blow job, to each their own. Let’s hope we all have a happy birthday on our special day.
