Is there a guy alive that hasn’t tried to at one time or another suck on his own cock? Auto fellatio is a skill few are able to master. Only the most flexible, thin and determined and with longer cocks will be able to accomplish this act no doubt millions have been injured trying to accomplish.
Fewer than 1% of males are said to be able to do this. So the idea of doing a blow job on themselves remains only a fantasy to most men, but believe me, they have given it the old college try many times in most cases.
Women have even less chances at accomplishing this than men. A few contortionists can, but it’s very rare. I remember once on a call a client asked me if I had ever tasted my own juices, and I wasn’t paying attention and replied, “Oh yes, I’ve licked my own cunt!” It took me about two seconds to realize what I’d said and I burst out laughing and got a picture of a contortionist in my mind doing auto cunnilingus, and I was in hysterics for around five minutes. He hung up and I was laughing hysterically.
But for some determined and flexible men, the fantasy of self sucking can become a reality. To not be dependent on someone else to give you a blow job, yes, this is the fantasy of many men! The ultimate masturbation for man. A mouth is better than a hand to many.
So for all the self suckers out there, stretch, diet and maybe you too can do it! One guy I chat with tried for years and finally was able to do it. It was one of the greatest accomplishments of his life.
For ones with a sense of humor, check out the funny Saturday Night Live skit with Will Ferrel in the link below where he learns yoga with the sole purpose of learning how to be flexible enough to learn how to self suck.
http://videosift.com/video/SNL-Will-Ferrel-Autofellates-in-Yoga-Class
