Oh I heard a funny fantasy this week. This guy has called before and has some sort of newscaster fantasy. I’ve spoken to a few others that had a thing for the lady news anchors before, but the news this one was reporting was hilarious to say the very least.
“And in tonight’s news, there’s an outbreak of tiny dicked losers burning up the phone lines across North America, all but taxing the phone sex lines with their unrelenting requests for small penis humiliation. There’s never been so many calling up phone sex operators as there is tonight, ladies and gentlemen. It must be a full moon out tonight.”
“Small cocks in one hand and their phones in the other, the chat lines and phone sex companies can barely keep up with the deluge of calls from men with small members that for some reason felt the urge tonight to call up and masturbate. The streets are nearly empty and the phone carriers are having a difficult time keeping up with demands as the lines are seeing unprecedented numbers calling.”
Imagine if such a broadcast were true for a moment. It would be so bizarre yet comical. The people would be howling with laughter as they watched such an event spoken of on television. And all of a sudden you notice-where’s dad? Where’s your boyfriend? Why, they’ve locked themselves up in their room, and the phone is gone too! They are on the phone getting small penis humiliation just like the rest of the North American males that evening! What on earth is going on!? I tell you the imagination and creativity of this job never ceases to amaze me, getting a glimpse into the minds of horny men is an interesting view if nothing else.
