The Limp Noodle

It’s no shocker that many that call phone sex lines are men that for whatever reason cannot get real women. Many are shy, have small cocks, other various health issues, all sorts of reasons. Some have mentioned they can no longer get an erection. Some have prostate issues, medication or diabetes can cause these issues as well. Yet many claim even though they suffer from a limp dick they are able to masturbate and even orgasm. One called the other night and said he’d had luck with cock rings and Viagra, but he had neither that night and was just rubbing his limp dick and hoping for the best. He was middle aged, as most are that call.

He said as long as he keeps at it, he’s able to get it to cum even though it’s limp as a wet dish rag. Stuffing such a limp dick in a pussy on the other hand isn’t really going to work out too well. Even if they stuffed it in, how can they thrust and get it to go back in? Not really going to do much for their partner. Some get into cuckolding this way, liking to see their partner satisfied by another man, and they can rub their limp noodle and hope for something to happen. Nature is a cruel Mistress to do these things to us as we age.

Some will try and try and just get nowhere and quit out of frustration. One man, many actually, that have said they were on various pills, will practically give themselves a heart attack they are trying so hard to cum. Many can do it, but are exhausted terribly afterwards, and it’s likely not wise to push yourself to that point in trying to achieve orgasm. Do you suffer from a limp dick? Are you trying your very best to cum? One of our ladies will do their best to help you.

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