When most people say they want to get down and dirty for sexy, they are meaning covered in cum, body juices, dirty that way. When ones into sploshing say it, they are meaning it in an entirely different way. WAM I learned this week, is short for wet and messy. Some guys love to get their gal covered in all sorts of messy foods. Seems simple and innocent enough. Get some pudding and bottles of chocolate syrup and honey and you’re good to go.
Apparently some quicksand fetish guys are also into sploshing, must be the same idea of being covered in goo, all over, messy and sticky and just about as dirty as one could possibly get. I’ve only ever had a couple of sploshing callers, into tossing pies at women, but it is an interesting fetish. Seems a waste of food, but otherwise one of the better fetishes I would not mind participating in. I can even recall as a child wanting a pie tossed in my face like in The Three Stooges! A caller once said he wanted baked beans poured down his pants and I laughed and thought I’d pour them down your pants, right off the stove!
Food is a thing of comfort, and the foods are always messy that are involved in this fetish, ones don’t fantasize about tossing bacon and blueberries at people, it’s custards, pies, puddings, bowls of oatmeal and whipped cream, messy, gooey things. As long as they were prepared to do the cleanup, I’d be happy to have them pour or toss food on me, there’s far worse things ones could be into.
