I’m So Sexy I Even Turn Myself On!

In doing research online for these blogs, I read something that shocked me a bit. We always think we are the only one that ever thinks of something odd, but rest assured, we are not. If you can think of it, chances are good many others have as well.

I read about someone that fantasized about themselves. Seems like the ultimate fantasy for a true narcissists, which more than a few have accused me of being. The post I was reading about was about celebrities, and how they were the objects of fantasy for so many, and since they were so focused on, did they ever perhaps focus on themselves? Could someone actually be so taken with themselves they actually thought of themselves in a fantasy way, that they would think of making love to themselves? And I don’t mean masturbation.

I have had those thoughts several times over the years, I always thought it was odd…..apparently others have also been having such thoughts as well though. Yes, there’s masturbating with mirrors and video taping yourself and watching, but that’s not the same.

I mean literally imagining making love to yourself, as if you were an identical twin or something, another body that looked the same as yours. Not sure if that’s a good analogy or not, but it’s the closest I can come to describing what I mean! It’s kind of an odd concept to grasp for some, but when I read it, I knew exactly what they meant, since I have had those thoughts myself a number of times.

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Santa Baby

A caller had me thinking fast on feet, he called out of nowhere and wanted a Christmas themed fantasy. So, I quickly came up with a Santa Claus themed fantasy. I said I could be going to the mall and sitting on Santa’s lap for a picture and what do you know, Santa has a hard on!

He had me describe everything. From what I did when I first felt Santa was hard and started feeling me up as the photographer started taking pics, to me putting my hand down Santa’s pants and starting to masturbate him right there in the mall. Santa groaned with ecstasy as I stroked his surprisingly large cock until he came on my hand and I licked it off.

The two assistants he had, dressed as slutty elves in fur trimmed short skirts and low cut tops, they were getting hot watching me jerk off Santa, and they started kissing and fondling each other right there on the red carpet in front of us and the surprised onlookers. They were brazen gals, running their hands up under each others skirts and starting to finger each others pussies, getting Santa more and more aroused and ready for more attention than my hands.

Santa pushed me down on the floor in front of him, and whipped his big, stiff dick out and offered it to my lips. I took it and started sucking on it as I fingered myself as the slutty elves were going down on each other. Santa loved me sucking on his cock and playing with his balls.

He grabbed me and brought me down onto his throbbing, aching cock and I bounced up and down on top of him as everyone stood with their jaws hanging open looking at the Sexual Christmas Spectacle in front of them. Now that was one trip to Santa that I won’t ever forget!

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Your Love Is Lifting Me Higher

I’ve always had a fantasy about getting stuck in an elevator with a sexy guy. Not for too long of course, too long and one would feel trapped, but let’s say maybe 90 minutes to 2 hours. All sorts of fun could be had in that time.

All alone, raking your eyes all over this handsome stranger, thinking how much you’d love to kill the time in here running your hands all over them and stripping them down. On my knees sucking their cock, having them fuck me against the wall, all the while praying at that moment the elevator doesn’t start  moving and having the doors open either to a group of people waiting to get in, or at the very least  repairman standing there with tools in hand and mouth agape at what he sees before him.

Me with skirt up around my hips, my legs wrapped around this sexy guy that an hour ago I didn’t even know the name of, and now here he is with his bare cock pumping in and out of my pussy against the wall of the elevator with me panting in his ear…….

The idea of the brief encounter like this can be very hot. Some person we have never seen before, and likely never will again, no commitment, no obligation, just a brief ships passing in the night moment to be enjoyed for what it is and nothing more. And the added excitement of the thing being fixed and the doors opening before you are finished. Or even possibly security camera capturing the entire event on tape for who knows who to see….

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The Babysitter

One of the first guys I ever slept with was the man I used to babysit for. His clueless, dopey wife had no idea. I used to babysit for his three kids a few evenings a month. He lived around the corner from me and was a very attractive lawyer. His wife was in her own world of charities and social galas with the rest of the neighborhood housewives. 
 
No wonder he turned to me given the chance. She was too wrapped up in all of her commitments to bother properly tending to her her affection starved husband. No worries, I took care of his need for the three years I babysat for them until I went to college. 
 
The first time was after I’d been sitting for them a handful of times and he offered to drive me home, even though it was just around the block, but it was pouring rain and he said he didn’t want me to get wet. I didn’t think much of it, and agreed. 
 
Before we got to my house though, he turned the car down a different path. His wife had headed right up to bed as soon as they got in the door, so he wasn’t worried about appearing absent too long. The rain was pounding on the roof, his wet hair stuck to his forehead, and he looked at me.  
 
I knew what he was thinking when he looked at my low cut top, and he reached over and ran his hand up my skirt and slid his fingers into my panties. He masturbated me right there and made me cum. I returned the favor by giving him a blow job right there on the front seat of the family station wagon. 
 
We got together as often as possible and fucked many times. one time right in his garage as his wife was making dinner right on the other side of the wall. I bit my lip to keep from crying out when I came. We were fast and furious most of the times we were together. God, I loved fucking him. How that stupid woman could so neglect him, I have no idea, but I did my part to make him happy dozens of times…..

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Forbidden Fruit

Does it make me a very naughty girl to say I fantasize about my best friend’s boyfriend? When I masturbate, I think of him. She’s been my friend for nearly 20 years. I have to admit, I have sort of a competitive relationship with her. I have fucked her ex boyfriends before. She doesn’t know though. I wonder what she’d think if she knew I’d slept with 2 of her 3 ex husbands?

She is clueless as to the men we have shared. She has never shared any of mine, but I have shared plenty of hers. I have had a number of them. I heard her confess to me about their sexual exploits, little did she know I was having sexual exploits of my own with them.

I listened to her so many times complain about them and little did she know that I was soothing them behind her back. The boyfriend she has now, I have my sights set on him as well.

I nearly mentioned it to a mutual friend of ours, but I stopped myself, I figured it was best not to let it slip, as I didn’t trust her not to pass it on.

I think of how handsome he is, how well he treats her, and how much I want him for myself. I will have him, it’s only a matter of time, and yet she remains so clueless about the entire matter.

I do sometimes feel guilty for wanting my friends man, yet she has such good taste in men, I can’t help myself from wanting them for myself. 

 

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