Christmas Quickies

One thing pretty well everyone has in common this time of year is lack of free time and privacy. Quickies can be the name of the game in December, whether for actual sex with two people, or even just for masturbating. There’s parties, get togethers, family obligations, there’s just less free time this month and more intrusions from family members than any other month of the year. For ones without any family that wouldn’t be the case of course, but most people have relatives they are dealing with and visiting to some extent over the holidays, and that creates lack of personal “me time.”

So ones that need a break from all the togetherness need to sometimes be satisfied with a quickie on the sly rather than their usual leisurely pace of masturbation. It’s honestly incredible the number of men that will admit taking hours to masturbate, edging themselves practically all day become allowing themselves to cum. There’s simply not the time this month for such time consuming indulgences, so a fast one must be the choice if you’re going to masturbate at all. Many married guys that have to masturbate on the sly are used to such clandestine masturbation sessions.

The holidays can be stressful enough without having to worry about visiting relatives walking in on you while you’re rubbing one out during your brief period of privacy. I’m sure there’s some funny stories out there about ones holiday masturbation sessions getting interrupted, but most try and just not get caught. The hectic pace of holiday parties, office parties just does not lend for the usual schedule to enjoy yourself, so you have to take the time as it comes. Wait until the loved ones are all out visiting or shopping and enjoy your time alone like the fellow in the picture. Merry Christmas and happy masturbating!

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Your Hot Wife

Not all men that love to see their wife fucked by other guys are cuckolds. Some like the hot wife, wife sharing fantasy and still get to regularly fuck their wife and have normal or even larger than normal sized cocks. One I spoke to today had a larger than average sized dick, so he claimed, and he sent a pic of himself and his wife. He was a nice looking man and she was attractive as well. He said she did have a boyfriend on the side though that she saw regularly. He said she records the audio portion of when she fucks this guy so he gets to hear it, but he’s never seen it.

He imagines being made to suck the other man’s dick after it’s come out of her pussy, still covered in her juices. He said as much as he fantasizes about it though, he can’t imagine really doing it. Fantasy and reality are different things and many simply couldn’t really cross that line, no matter how much thought may go into it. He said he would like to watch though, if she’d ever bring the guy home rather than go out to meet him.

I asked if she came home with a cum filled cunt and he said yes, but she doesn’t say as much or demand he clean her up with his tongue. It’s an unspoken thing, he know she will, and he goes after it anyway. Then she tells him all about her date and what they did when they were together, driving him absolutely wild. He says the guy is half her age, so of course he’d have incredible stamina if he’s only in his twenties, would hope in any case they would at that age. Maybe one day he’ll get to witness it first hand, only time will tell.

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Shrink

I had a giantess call this week. I don’t get too many of those, it seems a rather niche fetish, sort of like quicksand. Just not that many seem to call about it. The guys into giantess that want to be shrunk down to a few inches high do usually seem to be submissive sorts that want a much larger woman to control and dominate them. The one the other day wanted to be kept in my home and had a particular fascination with rings, did I wear them, if he was my purse pet could he put them on and take them off my fingers each day. It was a little odd, but they do have their quirks.

Like in the movie The Incredible Shrinking Man, he wanted to live in a dollhouse in my home, next to the chair I sit in a lot. He asked if he could be three inches high. Some want to just be an inch high, others want to be Barbie doll sized, it seems to depend on the guy, but most seem to like the three inch size for some reason. He wanted to know if I usually wore outfits with pockets, since they would be convenient to carry him around in.

I’ve found guys into this fetish fairly similar to one another without much variation in their fantasies. Some like to talk about vore where they are not only shrunken, but eaten by the giantess woman in their fantasies, but not all of them are into that aspect of the fantasy. It’s usually only a couple of times a year I get callers into this fantasy. It’s always fun to tell them I’ve got cats and they’d prove most amusing objects to be hunted for them, running around like a mouse.

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Do You Remember Me?

It’s always amazing and comical when a guy calls and says “Do you remember me, I’m (insert common, dime a dozen name here)? I called you six months ago, I’m the one into panties.” Or similar. In happens ALL the time. Guys that are very sporadic callers into a very common fetish and they expect you to recall them. Sorry, we do NOT recall you. If you are a regular, yes, if you have a weird fetish, yes, if you have a distinctive voice, yes. It’s bizarre they would expect to be recalled when we talked once to them from months to years ago. Yet they do, frequently.

I’m not quite sure if they think they are that rare or unusual, if they really stick out that much, but it’s incredible how often if happens. The very weird ones we never forget, even if they were years ago only one time, those you recall. The ones with serial killer voices that creep us the fuck out, yes, we recall you, too. Run of the mill sporadic callers though, we might need a moment to refresh our memories on who you are and what it is exactly you like. Some of us talk to hundreds of people a week, dozens at the very least.

It’s like in real life if some guy delivered a pizza to your door five years ago and now he delivers your Chinese and he remarks how good it is to see you again after all these years! You’d look at him and think, Who the fuck are you? It’s similar to that, you won’t recall, no reason you would, yet some callers seem genuinely hurt we can recall who they are, what they talked about, no matter how long ago it was and how fleetingly. You just have to understand, you’re one of many, and if not a regular or a real weirdo, you just don’t stand out even if you think you should. The weird ones are always flattered when they’re remembered!

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Will Ya Call Me Nigger, Ma’am?

One topic that seems to horrify some people in this day and age that is popular with some black callers is racial humiliation. These men, usually black but not always, are calling and paying, willingly, to be insulted and called racial slurs. Not all ladies are willing to do such calls in these politically correct times, but thankfully some of us have no problem calling someone names if that’s what they want to hear. If it arouses them and gets them off, who is it hurting? I’ve personally found callers seeking these some of the most polite callers I get. They are grateful someone is willing to put them in their place and call them names they crave to be called.

Humiliation of all sorts seems to bother many people. They cannot understand why anyone would not only want, but be willing to pay to be insulted. Small penis humiliation and the color of your skin are things you cannot change, so many feel it is cruel beyond measure to make fun of someone for something they cannot change no matter how badly they may wish to. These calls can actually be quite funny and have a lot of humor in them, and the callers appreciate the wild scenarios you can come up with to fulfill their fantasies.

Want to pretend you’re a slave on the auction block being examined like a horse for sale? Let’s go for it. Want me to spit on you and tell you you’re not fit to shine my shoes? I’m all in! The absurd things that can happen on these calls is comical. One Mexican guy went wild when in the background I started playing a Youtube video of The Mexican hat Dance song and then La Cucaracha. He loved it. There’s a lot of room for creativity, as well as targeted cruelty. Cruelty they are begging for.

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